Did Eva Longoria cheat on Tony with Lance Armstrong?

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This story came from last week’s National Enquirer, and for some reason, we overlooked it. According to their sources, Tony Parker has been hinting around to people that he’s not the only “cheater” in his marriage to Eva Longoria. Eva was allegedly nailing dudes like Lance Armstrong… and Justin Timberlake? Leo DiCaprio? Kiefer Sutherland? Here’s what I’ll buy: Eva with Mario Lopez, and maybe Timberlake and Armstrong. I don’t think Kiefer or Leo would mess with it. And since I’m a friggin’ child, just let me get it out of my system: DONGSTRONG.

When it comes to cheaters, Eva Longoria’s estranged husband Tony Parker hints it takes one to know one! The latest bombshell in the Desperate Housewives star’s nasty divorce battle has Tony Parker wondering if Eva carried on an affair with bicycling champ Lance Armstrong! The couple’s storybook marriage exploded recently when Eva, 35, found sexually explicit text messages that her 28-year-old hoops-playing hubby had exchanged with Erin Barry, the wife of his former San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry.

Tony never slept with Erin, a close friend of his told The ENQUIRER. However, after being confronted by the texts, Tony admitted to Eva that he was “obsessed” with Erin. He also confessed that he’d had an affair with a different woman early in their marriage. But Tony has now turned the tables on Eva and believes that she may have cheated on him, too.

“They’re both trying to put on this public front that they still love and care for each other, but behind the scenes it’s a battle of cheating accusations, finger-pointing and blame.” As The ENQUIRER reported last week, Tony is linked to up to seven women, including Erin and a Pussycat Dolls dancer. Sources also revealed that he was jealous of his wife’s close platonic friendship with Mario Lopez.

But Eva had numerous other relationships that made Tony jealous. The “other men” in her life included 24 hunk Kiefer Sutherland, Justin Timberlake, Leonardo DiCaprio and Jamie Foxx, say insiders. It was Eva’s close ties with fellow Texan and Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong that sent Tony’s suspicions into overdrive.

Although they had a prenuptial agreement, Eva is seeking alimony. She earns a whopping $400,000 per episode for Housewives and has multimillion-dollar endorsement deals, but Tony is even wealthier.

He recently signed a four-year, $50 million contract extension with the Spurs. A spokesman for Tony denies he as accused Eva of cheating, but the hoops star has told his friends that Eva was “no saint” during their marriage, and he’s not planning to roll over in the divorce.

[From The National Enquirer]

I kind of like how the general consensus is that Eva isn’t some innocent victim of a cheating douche. Even if she was wasn’t screwing around on Tony (a big IF), she still had a hand in screwing up her marriage with her constant famewhore try-hard. I mean, what’s more important, flying down to Texas to spend the day with your husband, or walking yet another red carpet for the opening of whatever envelope? Also: I’ll buy that Eva was screwing around, in general. Basically, I’m surprised their marriage lasted this long.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - NOVEMBER 21: Lance Armstrong and Eva Longoria attend an evening with Larry King & friends charity fundraiser at the Beverly Hilton on November 21, 2006 in Beverly Hills, California.  (Photo by Chad Buchanan/Getty Images)

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  1. brin says:

    That would not surprise me…Lance Dongstrong (lol) is a total douche and Eva is no stranger to cheating (she did with her first hubby).

  2. Hautie says:

    I thought the gossip surrounding Lance was he has always been a cheater. And not too picky.

    I have already stated, that I thought Eva had run around on Tony too. That she should try to keep this divorce quite and get it over with. She has her own income from many projects. She does not need the cash.

    She has little chance of a win here in a Texas court, with that iron clad prenup.

    And if Tony hires a half decent divorce lawyer in Texas. That lawyer will take her private life apart… and it will not end well for her.

  3. Rita says:

    Who’s the black girl with Lance holding that giant pretzel? Did Eva have it mounted after she couldn’t get it straightened out….I’m talking about the pretzel.

  4. cici says:

    oh pls. lance is not picky? LOOK at lance. do you think he’d be anywhere NEAR 99% of the women he’s been with if it weren’t for his cycling fame? um, NO.

  5. Ernestine says:

    “Even if she was wasn’t screwing around on Tony (a big IF), she still had a hand in screwing up her marriage with her constant famewhore try-hard. I mean, what’s more important, flying down to Texas to spend the day with your husband, or walking yet another red carpet for the opening of whatever envelope?”

    Wow. God forbid a woman in 2010 should focus on HER career. Forget all those red carpet events; she really should have been cooking him Mexican rice in their Texas kitchen or something, right?

    I think Eva is a famewhore, too, but it’s HOLLYWOOD. No one deserves to be the victim of infidelity, and I think it’s lame to even insinuate that her actions called for it — and even more lame to say that her busy career was somehow a justifiable catalyst.

  6. GG says:

    Lance is one fugly, ego maniac!

  7. candy says:

    What’s with that big vein running down his forehead? And his eyes are all over the place in the top photo, how odd.

    I’m going to say yeah. They screwed around. She had to get back at her husband for the hook-up he did at their wedding.

  8. Kaiser says:

    Ernestine – Yeah. She put her “career” as a famewhore who prioritizes putting on a gown to attend the opening of an envelope ahead of everything else. Nowhere did I say that Eva shouldn’t have a career, I only said that Eva’s priorities are pretty f-cked up.

  9. Marjalane says:

    There’s a gun to my head and I have to choose between Lance Armstrong and John Mayer. I choose Mayer. Mayer may have hideous fetishes, but Armstrong seems like a serial killer.

  10. original gracie says:

    The first thing I said when I saw the headline of this story was: “GROSS!!!”

    I mean, I said that loud! Scared the cat.

    I can’t stand Lance Armstrong and his douchetastic ways. Of course Eva is a spoiled bitch, so I guess it’s fitting.

    But ugh. They should just keep any mention of that under wraps. It’s too sickening to think about. Call in a Hazmat team to clean that up.

  11. bite me says:

    eva has a cute little body

  12. original gracie says:

    I have always thought that Eva and Mario Lopez have been f*ing like rabbits this entire time. It’s like Eva and Mario are exactly the same inside: fame whores who would do anything for a buck and a pap shot.

    No matter who else they are with, they hook up regularly like f*ckbuddies.

  13. spinner says:

    ‘clean-up on aisle six’

  14. Zelda says:

    Is she even relevant? Does anyone watch Desperate Housewives anymore?

  15. Isabel says:

    So glad to see a few comments agreeing La LAnce is a DOUCHE! I live in Austin and we have seen that douchebaggery in action. He’s so sleazy and picks up a lot of randoms. I even started getting irritated seeing all the Lance wannabes who ride the trails here @ Lady Bird Lake and almost knock me over on my ass as I’m walking, ha. I want to scream ‘You are not in the Tour De France and Lance wouldn’t let you hold his sweaty socks!’ so mean. Anyway Lance is gross, no idea why people think he is handsome. He just seems so shifty it kills it for me. And I think his twitters ‘from’ his kids are way lame. He ‘twittered’ a pictured of his newborn and said something dorky like ‘WASSUP! Flying on daddy’s private jet to …” UGH. DORKY!

  16. Stronzilla says:

    What is it that Armstrong has that attracts these women? Didn’t he just have some more kids with someone? He jerked Sheryl Crow around forever saying he didn’t want anymore, then went on to have twins or something with a new partner recently. I just don’t see the attraction to him.

  17. Lola7 says:

    I just don’t see why women are attracted to this man??? Bike skills or not, hes damn ugly.

  18. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Whatever.. Tired of all the celebrity break up/finger pointing..

  19. sapphire says:

    “Dongstrong” Love it!

    I don’t believe for one hot minute that Eva didn’t tap Mario-one of the biggest all time douches.

  20. Ernestine says:

    Ditto exactly what Johnny Depp’s girl just said.

  21. guesty says:

    she’s so annoying especially when she laughs. & she’s squirrely. ugh.

    totally believing that she was as faithful to her hub as he was to her.

  22. Alejandro says:

    There have long been rumors about her and Mario Lopez.

  23. TeeTee says:

    Eva is all about the money–I don’t know why folks paint her as this damsel in distress..

    a evil lil thing!! I KNEW she would want “alimony”..

    I hope her real dirt comes out..

    good write up Kaiser&Co…someone hit the nail on the head.

    Mario would never tell, lol

  24. bluhare says:

    So she wants alimony when she makes $4 million a year (about 10 episodes at $400K?). Why?

    I’ve thought since Day 1 that she isn’t the innocent wronged wife on this one. The rumor mill has it that she’s the cheater, more so than him.

    So I do hope that Tony gets mad, quits allowing her to scapegoat him, and quits playing her PR game.

  25. The_Porscha says:

    @ Hautie and Isabel: You are absolutely correct. I also live in Austin and his global douchery is, I’m pretty sure, contributing to the smog/smug levels of our fair city. It’s ridiculous. And as Isabel mentioned, he has no standards. The man will plow anything, and he acts as if he is BMOC because of it. He’s gross.

  26. Kevin says:

    He does pretty good for an ugly, cyclops nutted, bicycle boy.

  27. ziggy says:

    hmmmm. would dicaprio want her? who knows? armstrong, timberlake, ehhh. who cares?

  28. Jo says:

    I don’t care at all about this mess, but I would love to have a pair of those red shoes…

  29. nnn says:

    #9

    I am with you on this !

    At least you can still use an umbrella as a protection during those yellow showers and some earplugs during his thinking thoughts monologue…..LOL

  30. Caity says:

    Would not doubt this at all. There had been a blind item years ago rumored to be about Tony and Eva that said they were in an ‘open’ marriage’ (who in Hwood isn’t), anyway, I guess Eva could handle Tony’s sexual affairs just not the emotional one, hence the break up.

  31. Jeri says:

    I’ve never liked Eva and her fame ho-ing ways. I don’t think she ever took her marriage seriously.

  32. Cait says:

    Guess Dongstrong is trying to compensate for his uni-ball by being one of the biggest man-whores around!

  33. mec says:

    I think he’s sexy in the Matt Damon kind of way.

  34. KT says:

    She’s a total cheater! Karma’s a bitch Eva!

  35. slymm27 says:

    a cheating woman…who knew!!! I wonder who katie holmes is doing on the side?

  36. jamman says:

    Face it…to f_ck Evan Longoria while she was married to Tony Parker would take a lot of balls.

    Thus, Lance couldn’t have done it.

  37. Westcoaster says:

    @ jamman

    Damm, that is harsh!

  38. d says:

    Pathetic. Ragging on someone who fought cancer.

    Ironically enough, I’m sure most of you posting are a bunch of ‘desperate housewives’ yourselves.

    Pot. Kettle. Black. Get a life and stop foaming at the mouth over rumours.

  39. P.M. says:

    @ Kevin; LOL at “cyclops nut!”

  40. Kiska says:

    One-ball Armstrong sure has a strong libido and a high sperm count. (he’s recently had his 4th or 5th kid)
    He’s also incredibly douchey

  41. Karen says:

    @39 – My own mother is a cancer survivor so any of the comments I’m about to make about Lance Dongstrong is completely unrelated to the disease or making light of what he and his family endured. Oh and I’m not a desperate housewife…I’m a manslinger who is in no hurry to settle down with anyone, thankyouverymuch ;)

    However, from what I have seen and read about Dongstrong, I perceive him to be a class A douchebag. I firmly believe his Tour de France championship status and his endorsements have given him the ego stroking he needs to run out and nail as many women as he possibly can. He skipped out on Sheryl Crow just as *she* was diagnosed with cancer and conceived kids naturally with a woman he barely knew. I’ll never forgive Lance for that – not that he owes me anything – but I am a huge Sheryl Crow fan.

    On-topic – I doubt Eva cheated with Lance…she may have been willing but perhaps he worried she wouldn’t be able to keep a secret. Besides, I’m sure he get can get mighty freaky with a no-name because she would be “honoured” to worship his dong. I can’t see a celeb being as willing to give and not receive.

  42. truthzbetta says:

    Butterface.

    And without makeup, ayeeh!

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