Comments on: Sharon Osbourne fires off angry emails after comic calls daughter Kelly fat http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/ Stylish celebrity escapism Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:10:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Christina X http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-61240 Christina X Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:29:19 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-61240 I wish I could insult people for a living and get paid to do it. :roll: Then I won't ever have to apologize or be called out upon. Why? BECAUSE I'M A COMEDIAN. I mean, I wouldn't even have to be funny, all I'd have to do is make politically incorrect statements! Kelly Osbourne seems pretty sensitive about her weight, and I think he's scum for attacking her personal insecurities like that. Is this what's considered humor? I wish I could insult people for a living and get paid to do it. :roll:

Then I won’t ever have to apologize or be called out upon. Why? BECAUSE I’M A COMEDIAN. I mean, I wouldn’t even have to be funny, all I’d have to do is make politically incorrect statements!

Kelly Osbourne seems pretty sensitive about her weight, and I think he’s scum for attacking her personal insecurities like that. Is this what’s considered humor?

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]]> By: geronimo http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60669 geronimo Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:16:58 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60669 @press Release - Lol, brilliant. Particularly like the 'Black Sabbath and Jack’s weight loss' ref. That'll sting. :twisted: See, Sharon? That's what known as a good comeback. Read it and weep and then STFU. @press Release – Lol, brilliant. Particularly like the ‘Black Sabbath and Jack’s weight loss’ ref. That’ll sting. :twisted:

See, Sharon? That’s what known as a good comeback. Read it and weep and then STFU.

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]]> By: Codzilla http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60662 Codzilla Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:00:06 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60662 Since when is Kelly Osbourne a "real celebrity?" She hasn't really done anything outside of the show, except release a few shitty albums that wouldn't exist without her parents influence. Since when is Kelly Osbourne a “real celebrity?” She hasn’t really done anything outside of the show, except release a few shitty albums that wouldn’t exist without her parents influence.

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]]> By: Press Release http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60621 Press Release Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:00:03 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60621 In case you’ve been asleep over the last day or two, the papers have been reporting how comedian Jim Jeffries has been locked in an email war with Sharon Osborne… http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1436814.ece http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1035976/Sharon-Osbournes-rage-TV-comics-fat-uglyattack-daughter-Kelly.html http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23517391-details/Sharon's+rage+at+TV+comic's+'fat+and+ugly'attack+on+daughter+Kelly/article.do http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2008/07/17/7081/the_good_feud_guide... http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=223289&in_page_id=7 On behalf of Jim, we would like to issue the following press statement… PRESS RELEASE ON BEHALF OF COMEDIAN JIM JEFFRIES THE SHARON OSBOURNE VERBAL ATTACK THE FICTION The story that came out in the Daily Mail yesterday was a result of someone watching Jim’s Edinburgh preview show in Shepherds Bush and making the schoolboy error of believing that stand-up comedy is 100% fact. Comedians sometimes play light and heavy with the truth. Why let the facts get in the way of a good joke? This is because they are COMEDIANS. THE FACTS After presenting the NME Awards in L.A, Jim received numerous emails congratulating him on upsetting Kelly Osbourne and also a lot of hate mail, obviously from Kelly’s fans. One of these e-mails was, from what Jim can remember, from Shazza stating that she was Kelly’s mum and that he was a nobody and to f**k off. Jim did reply back to this e-mail with the line… “Dear Sharon. After you had all that plastic surgery and had the fat sucked out of your thighs, why did you pump it into your daughter's face?” Jim believed it wasn’t really Sharon and this was all in good fun. Jim does not have a problem with Kelly, nor did her call her ‘Fat and Ugly’. Jim is a lover of the ladies and, though he may stoop that low at times, he certainly wouldn’t be that unfunny. Jim has quoted “I am a huge fan of Black Sabbath and Jack’s weight loss” If you would like to hear what he actually did say about Kelly Osbourne, then you are most cordially invited to come check out ‘Hammered’ at the E4 Udderbelly, Edinburgh, nightly through August at 9pm. Jim is also on a nationwide UK tour in September & October and a US tour in November, so you can ask him yourself! In case you’ve been asleep over the last day or two, the papers have been reporting how comedian Jim Jeffries has been locked in an email war with Sharon Osborne…

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article1436814.ece

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1035976/Sharon-Osbournes-rage-TV-comics-fat-uglyattack-daughter-Kelly.html

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23517391-details/Sharon's+rage+at+TV+comic's+'fat+and+ugly'attack+on+daughter+Kelly/article.do

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2008/07/17/7081/the_good_feud_guide...

http://www.metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=223289&in_page_id=7

On behalf of Jim, we would like to issue the following press statement…

PRESS RELEASE ON BEHALF OF
COMEDIAN JIM JEFFRIES

THE SHARON OSBOURNE VERBAL ATTACK

THE FICTION

The story that came out in the Daily Mail yesterday was a result of someone watching Jim’s Edinburgh preview show in Shepherds Bush and making the schoolboy error of believing that stand-up comedy is 100% fact.

Comedians sometimes play light and heavy with the truth. Why let the facts get in the way of a good joke? This is because they are COMEDIANS.

THE FACTS

After presenting the NME Awards in L.A, Jim received numerous emails congratulating him on upsetting Kelly Osbourne and also a lot of hate mail, obviously from Kelly’s fans. One of these e-mails was, from what Jim can remember, from Shazza stating that she was Kelly’s mum and that he was a nobody and to f**k off.

Jim did reply back to this e-mail with the line…

“Dear Sharon. After you had all that plastic surgery and had the fat sucked out of your thighs, why did you pump it into your daughter’s face?”

Jim believed it wasn’t really Sharon and this was all in good fun.

Jim does not have a problem with Kelly, nor did her call her ‘Fat and Ugly’. Jim is a lover of the ladies and, though he may stoop that low at times, he certainly wouldn’t be that unfunny.

Jim has quoted “I am a huge fan of Black Sabbath and Jack’s weight loss”

If you would like to hear what he actually did say about Kelly Osbourne, then you are most cordially invited to come check out ‘Hammered’ at the E4 Udderbelly, Edinburgh, nightly through August at 9pm. Jim is also on a nationwide UK tour in September & October and a US tour in November, so you can ask him yourself!

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]]> By: Sherri http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60459 Sherri Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:03:04 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60459 I agree with Kathy!!! Well said... I agree with Kathy!!! Well said…

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]]> By: geronimo http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60441 geronimo Fri, 18 Jul 2008 10:05:08 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60441 Jim Jeffries is a no-holds-barred comedian. He was making a JOKE. Inexperienced and poor presenting on Kelly's part, as I said earlier. Her response was pathetic. He might have been having a dig at her because she gets work through her mother's connections that others are way more deserving of. She's fair game. And she IS really pretty, he never said she wasn't FFS. Sharon is the one who needs to butt out and stop acting like a bat out of hell. Jim Jeffries is a no-holds-barred comedian. He was making a JOKE. Inexperienced and poor presenting on Kelly’s part, as I said earlier. Her response was pathetic. He might have been having a dig at her because she gets work through her mother’s connections that others are way more deserving of. She’s fair game.

And she IS really pretty, he never said she wasn’t FFS. Sharon is the one who needs to butt out and stop acting like a bat out of hell.

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]]> By: drm http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60435 drm Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:39:58 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60435 Kelly is NOT fat and she is NOT ugly. Who the hell gets to decide what is attractive anyway? There's a prototype somewhere for what is acceptable? In the Asia Pacific region, particularly among island nations, (samoa, vanuatu etc) a larger body is considered the ideal, and people in these cultures think Hollywood actresses and weight obsessed women generally are disadvantaged. What is considered attractive is a social construct that affects personal attitudes towards beauty and attractiveness. It depends on what social milieu you find yourself in that sets the norms...and in many cultures skinny is not the norm, South America is another good example...and Britain as well. SO the guy was rude, good on Kelly for giving him sh**, not so for spitting. I don't find Agnyss (spell??) all that attractive, but that is only my opinion and I don't get to set the rules either. Kelly is NOT fat and she is NOT ugly. Who the hell gets to decide what is attractive anyway? There’s a prototype somewhere for what is acceptable? In the Asia Pacific region, particularly among island nations, (samoa, vanuatu etc) a larger body is considered the ideal, and people in these cultures think Hollywood actresses and weight obsessed women generally are disadvantaged. What is considered attractive is a social construct that affects personal attitudes towards beauty and attractiveness. It depends on what social milieu you find yourself in that sets the norms…and in many cultures skinny is not the norm, South America is another good example…and Britain as well.

SO the guy was rude, good on Kelly for giving him sh**, not so for spitting. I don’t find Agnyss (spell??) all that attractive, but that is only my opinion and I don’t get to set the rules either.

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]]> By: KateL http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60380 KateL Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:53:02 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60380 I'm going to call a spade a spade and say that Kelly IS fat and ugly. Granted, there are photos out there where she looks human after a crash diet, a handful of diuretics, and a metric ton of makeup. Generally though, she's a mini land whale with an unremarkable doughy face. I’m going to call a spade a spade and say that Kelly IS fat and ugly. Granted, there are photos out there where she looks human after a crash diet, a handful of diuretics, and a metric ton of makeup. Generally though, she’s a mini land whale with an unremarkable doughy face.

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]]> By: NHchicky http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60328 NHchicky Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:12:50 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60328 My opinion is the same as Scott's. lol Twice in one week, Scott?? That's gotta be some sorta record. My opinion is the same as Scott’s. lol Twice in one week, Scott?? That’s gotta be some sorta record.

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]]> By: Cindy Kennedy http://www.celebitchy.com/13018/sharon_osbourne_fires_off_angry_emails_after_comic_calls_daughter_kelly_fat/#comment-60301 Cindy Kennedy Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:05:40 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13018#comment-60301 I wish I were Kelly Osbourne's size. She has a nice body. I wish I were Kelly Osbourne’s size. She has a nice body.

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