Comments on: Jordan releases 17th book; says other authors are jealous of her

By: Frenchie

Frenchie — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:18:30 +0000

to everybody : I am counting 24 from my list above.
She may write but doesn’t count right

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By: SeVen

SeVen — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:42:02 +0000

S-E-V-E-N-T-E-E-N! holy shit batman

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By: vdantev

vdantev — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 02:15:00 +0000

Who put a stretched out old saddle on top of all that glitter? Oh wait, that’s her face.

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By: A.J.

A.J. — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:51:11 +0000

Is she at a book signing or a drag show? Furthermore, I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that she borrowed that outfit from Peter Andre’s closet.

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By: hugsy the penguin

hugsy the penguin — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:07:02 +0000

you can capitalize numbers… SEVENTEEN

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By: Persistent Cat

Persistent Cat — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:50:07 +0000

It’s obvious she didn’t write anything. Read her interview, she can’t even properly string a sentence together.

I’d be too embarrassed to be seen with a book of hers.

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By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:55:52 +0000

ps that’s the real reason she doesn’t feel she fits in at the book awards. She wins the awards, yet it’s well known she doesn’t write her books

She was given a quizz once by Charlotte Church to say which quote was in which book & katie didn’t have a clue LOL.

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By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:54:22 +0000

Katie’s admitted she doesn’t write her books. She gets writers in, then buys that work and puts her name on it. It has a name, people can do that. She said she doesn’t have the time to write books.

Yep she has sundamage above her boobs, yet it’s the two huge scars running up the inside of each boob that are more scary to be honest! Just be grateful you can’t see the scars that run from the nipple down, as shown in a recent newspaper when she was papped sunbathing topless

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By: Frenchie

Frenchie — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:44:25 +0000

I have done a bit of research on amazon. So hold on everyone, you are not even close to the truth. 6 books are either autobiography or fiction for adult-teenagers; 12 are from the perfect pony serie, that I guess are for young girls and 6 are from the Mermaids & Pirates serie for kids.
Don’t know about the quality, but you surely get the quantity, same goes for the breast and the tan.
She would be some kind of the Elle Woods of the writing : no one takes her seriously, but she surely reach to write and sell !

For the skepticals, here is the list of her books
Being Jordan
Angel
Jordan: Pushed to the Limit
Crystal
Jordan: A Whole New World
Angel Uncovered
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Pony Club Weekend (My Perfect Pony)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Pony ‘n’ Pooch (My Perfect Pony)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Star Ponies
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: My Pony Care Book (My Perfect Pony)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: The New Best Friend (My Perfect Pony)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Little Treasures (My Perfect Pony)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Pony in Disguise (My Perfect Pony)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Ponies to the Rescue (My Perfect Pony)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Stage Fright! (My Perfect Pony)
Perfect Ponies X24 Bogof Pack (Perfect Ponies)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Here Comes the Bride (My Perfect Pony)
Katie Price’s Perfect Ponies: Fancy Dress Ponies (My Perfect Pony)
Mermaids and Pirates: Follow the Fish - A Fingertrail Book (Katie Price Mermaids & Pirates)
Katie Price Mermaids and Pirates: A Sunny Day - A Touch and Feel Book (Katie Prices Mermaids & Pirate)
Mermaids and Pirates: Telescope Overboard - An Embossed Storybook (Katie Price Mermaids & Pirates)
Katie Price’s Mermaids and Pirates: Let’s Build a Sandcastle - A Touch and Feel Book (Katie Prices Mermaids & Pirate)
Mermaids and Pirates: Time for a Picnic - An Embossed Storybook (Katie Price Mermaids & Pirates)
Mermaids and Pirates: Let’s Play I Spy - A Fingertrail Book (Katie Price Mermaids & Pirates)
More books are planned to be published like “Star Ponies 7 (Perfect Ponies)»
And the ones that I really expect :
Katie Price Mermaids and Pirates: Katie’s Day (Board book - 2 April 2009)
Katie Price’s Mermaids and Pirates: Peter’s Friends by Katie Price (Board book - 2 April 2009)
Yeah

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By: lady lynxx

lady lynxx — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:09:24 +0000

Hey celebitchy!

I have actually read one of her novels and it was quite a good read, simple, but entertaining. But only if you like the world of music, fashion, movies etc!

I read the one called ‘CRYSTAL’

I snubbed it for a minute (my bff gave it to me to read) but thought I would give her a chance. Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised! I am currently writing my own book…hope to get it published soon!

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