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		<title>By: Carpet Cleaning Chico</title>
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		<dc:creator>Carpet Cleaning Chico</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 04:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I found this very helpful thank. I willtry tocome by here more regularly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I found this very helpful thank. I willtry tocome by here more regularly.
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		<title>By: ken</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 12:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>in deed he just felt like havin s but no gal was willing to help him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :lol:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>in deed he just felt like havin s but no gal was willing to help him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Alyrose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alyrose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:35:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you. Really, it&#039;s a common phrase. I don&#039;t understand why people make such a big deal out of the littlest things. 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you. Really, it&#8217;s a common phrase. I don&#8217;t understand why people make such a big deal out of the littlest things. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Joseph</title>
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		<dc:creator>Joseph</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:17:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I highly doubt he -actually- peed himself.  Comedienne Kathy Griffin does a bit in one of her acts about the time she was confronted by Whitney Houston, who implied Kathy&#039;s demise if she ever put material on Whitney in any of her acts.  Kathy exclaimed to the audience, &quot;I&#039;m not gonna lie, I had a little pee running down my leg...&quot;  Did she really?  Of course not, it&#039;s just an expression.  I&#039;d wager it&#039;s the same thing with Justin.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I highly doubt he -actually- peed himself.  Comedienne Kathy Griffin does a bit in one of her acts about the time she was confronted by Whitney Houston, who implied Kathy&#8217;s demise if she ever put material on Whitney in any of her acts.  Kathy exclaimed to the audience, &#8220;I&#8217;m not gonna lie, I had a little pee running down my leg&#8230;&#8221;  Did she really?  Of course not, it&#8217;s just an expression.  I&#8217;d wager it&#8217;s the same thing with Justin.
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		<title>By: Amanda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It was an exaggeration, people!  That was his way of saying he was nervous and excited about meeting MJ.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It was an exaggeration, people!  That was his way of saying he was nervous and excited about meeting MJ.
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		<title>By: Alyrose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Alyrose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 08:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally I think it&#039;s a little rude to go off on him for it. If you didn&#039;t want to know, you didn&#039;t have to read it. And think about it, he may not have even let ANYTHING loose except a few drops, everyone exaggerates. He wanted to convey how much it phased him.
And everyone has embarrassing moments. I like the fact that he&#039;s willing to share it, because he&#039;s been a star since he was a young kid. He&#039;s never gotten himself into too much trouble, he still feels concern for Britney with all of the crap she&#039;s gotten herself into, he makes great music, and so on. It really does show a moment of humbleness, and I appreciate that. It just makes me like him all the more.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally I think it&#8217;s a little rude to go off on him for it. If you didn&#8217;t want to know, you didn&#8217;t have to read it. And think about it, he may not have even let ANYTHING loose except a few drops, everyone exaggerates. He wanted to convey how much it phased him.<br />
And everyone has embarrassing moments. I like the fact that he&#8217;s willing to share it, because he&#8217;s been a star since he was a young kid. He&#8217;s never gotten himself into too much trouble, he still feels concern for Britney with all of the crap she&#8217;s gotten herself into, he makes great music, and so on. It really does show a moment of humbleness, and I appreciate that. It just makes me like him all the more.
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		<title>By: DAVE WIGGINS</title>
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		<dc:creator>DAVE WIGGINS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 00:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THAT IS A NO-NO TO WET HIS UNDERWEAR AND HIS PANT HE MUST BE A 8 YEAR KID TO DO THE BABY STUFF :lol:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THAT IS A NO-NO TO WET HIS UNDERWEAR AND HIS PANT HE MUST BE A 8 YEAR KID TO DO THE BABY STUFF <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Jamie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 02:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>CB Rawks -- I am a 22 year old Aussie, and I have seen many an outside dunny! My dad used to have one, and a couple of my friends now still have them in their backyards! I also have had two pet kangaroos :)

In saying that, though, I do live in WA&#039;s mining region, so we&#039;re a *tad* more remote than, say, Sydney or Brisvegas!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>CB Rawks &#8212; I am a 22 year old Aussie, and I have seen many an outside dunny! My dad used to have one, and a couple of my friends now still have them in their backyards! I also have had two pet kangaroos <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>In saying that, though, I do live in WA&#8217;s mining region, so we&#8217;re a *tad* more remote than, say, Sydney or Brisvegas!
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		<title>By: Spoonman55</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 20:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jez Timberlake!

Damn boy-get some sex so you don&#039;t blow your load when your excited...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jez Timberlake!</p>
<p>Damn boy-get some sex so you don&#8217;t blow your load when your excited&#8230;
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		<title>By: Kat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:08:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t see it, I just don&#039;t see anything sexy about him.  He has talent, but is an ordinary looking guy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t see it, I just don&#8217;t see anything sexy about him.  He has talent, but is an ordinary looking guy.
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