Do you know that there are some dumb stories about Scott Disick boning his ex? That’s been going around this week – Scott “cheating” on Kourtney Kardashian with some ex-girlfriend. Whatever, I don’t care. He probably is. But if you told me Scott was quietly murdering his ex-girlfriends and dismembering their bodies so that he could stage a macabre private showing of Burlesque with the body parts, I would be surprised either. But what is especially hilarious to me is a new story in The Enquirer – according to their sources, Kourtney Kardashian is seriously pissed that there are rumors that Scott is gay and/or into transsexuals.
Kourtney Kardashian is devastated by false Internet rumors that her beau Scott Disick is secretly gay and into kinky sex with transsexuals. She’s is furious that her relationship is under a microscope, say sources, and by the constant Internet heckling from commenters taunting her about Scott’s sexuality.
She’s even concerned about a blind item that many thought was about she and Scott: “Things are about to get real for this D-list reality star. Her bf loves she-males.”
What’s worse, Scott seems to be enjoying all the publicity!
“Kourtney is fed up, and she’s starting to feel like all the two of them do is tumble from one crisis to the next,” a pal told the Enquirer. “She’s sick of defending Scott to her family and friends. She wants a decent guy who looks out for her.”
“Kourtney knows Scott is not gay,” said the pal. “But the last thing she needs to worry about is a sex scandal.”
[From The National Enquirer, print edition]
Blah, blah, the rest of the piece is just the same old “pity poor Kourtney, she’s too friggin’ stupid to realize that Scott is going to murder her and her family one day.” I get so sick of Kourtney’s manufactured drama with Scott – I think I’ve said this before, but she reminds me SO MUCH of a former friend of mine who was in a very similar years-long on-and-off relationship with a douche who treated her like crap. My friend thrived on the stupid drama of it, and she was obsessed with the guy. It made me sick towards the end. The end of my friendship with her – I think she and the guy are still doing their stupid drama crap.
But it makes me happy to think of Scott with a transsexual. It really does. Kourtney is kind of drag queeny too, you know? Maybe that’s his type.
Here are photos of Scott, Kourtney and little Mason-Dixon out and about yesterday. Mason is such an adorable baby! And he looks nothing like Scott. Just sayin’. Premo Stallone Jr.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.
It looks like he is being nice to the kid, who clearly is not his.
Yea the Armenian genes on Kourtney’s side beat the shit out of Scott’s whimpy dandy-in-training genes, it appears. He’s practically got a unibrow for god sakes. I wouldn’t be surprised if that kid had a chest full of thick, dark Armenian locks growing from his infant chest.
did they ever do a paternity test for the baby?
“My friend thrived on the stupid drama of it, and she was obsessed with the guy.”
OMG Kaiser I have a friend like this too, I have been trying to break-up with her for years she is not getting the point.
That 2nd to last pic of Mason made me think of those little corn pops minions thingies in Despicable Me
“Whaaaaaa?”
He’s cute. Them? Whatever.
EDIT: I had a friend like that (it was one-sided, and she didn’t want advice/help, she wanted validation/attention), and I told her point-blank, I’ll still be your friend but I will not listen to anymore about this particular person/subject cuz you already know how I feel/what I’m gonna say.
She tried it a couple of times after, I stopped listening/wouldn’t respond, she stopped talking about “it” with me (and found other more compliant “sounding boards”). We are still friends, but I was fully prepared to end it.
Relli – Stop returning her calls! That’s what worked for me. Plus, I got to “break up” with my friend when she lied to me about something really, really big.
He must LOVE Khloe then.
I hate to admit it, but I am more than curious to know if Scott is really the father. (I hate it when I have any sort of interest in this family.)
One consolation is that I know they will eventually do a paternity test. It will occur when the ratings for the crummy show start to drop. I just might have to set my dvr if that is ever the case.
by the way, seriously cute baby!
That baby looks like Premo Stallone.
Haha, Scott looks like he’s about to eat the baby in the last pic.
Is Spencer Pratt running their PR? Fake people, fake stories.
Awww; all that money and little Mason Dixon is wearing knitted booties with paper-bag soles.
Mason looks more like he could be Khloe’s son. Scott is very handsome but his personality stinks.
I HATE her red lipstick in the first pic!
the baby is LUCKY he doesnt look like him.
I thought Scott was a transexual! teehee
Aw, I think the shoes are cuuuuuute! I’m ‘pissed’ at her lipstick, ick.
NOT his baby.. lmao
As a side note – I’m beginning to think that Kim styles Kourtney because she’s been looking like an overstyled, over processed, overly made up version of herself pretty recently. Methinks Kim probably doesn’t want any competition from the “prettiest sister” (my guy friends’ words, not mine).
Awww Mason is so cute
It would explain the tension between Scott and Bruce though wouldn’t it? LOL!!
this headline is hilarious.
I’m trying to drop a drama queen friend too!
lots of expression in that little one’s face! He has the fluffiest cheeks. Too cute. His mom and the sister that isn’t Kim are really pretty. This one has the looks, the tall one has the personality and is very pretty and Kim, well she messed up her God-given beauty, she really really did. My goodness, WHY?
Then dump the conceited bastard already.
You know what would shock me? A dude who dated any given Kardashian that WASN’T into trannys.
What is funny to me is that she recognized herself in a blind item talking about a D-List reality star. That is too funny.
I agree that baby looks nothing like Scott. I also don’t think the baby is very cute, but I do think the Kardashians are very attractive (minus Khloe – if she is one anyway) so he probably will be too
never trust a man wearing mom jeans.
Cute kid..homely mama.
that baby…so adorable. he reminds me of rob. (really don’t think he’s scott’s either!)
kid looks like kris jenner. he’s one of the cuter ones in hollywood, for sure.
Kourtney knows her Momager is going to give the tabs anything they want to keep her kirls on their kovers.
why don’t these Armenians marry/date Armenians??
So Armenians should only date Armenians? That line of thought seems very…outdated.
Anyway, I’m in agreement with most of the commenters here. That baby bears no resemblance to its father. At all.
whoever did her makeup in that 1st picture needs to be smacked then fired…. their son is adorable
Is that why she looks like drag queen in that first picture??
LOL!! @ “a man in mom jeans!”
Hey Kourtney, this very could well be ur hubby. When I read the blind item I honestly didn’t consider that u or ur man child were the subject of interest here. The blind not only mentions a dlist reality star with a tranny loving husband (w/ no tite end) this clue in the blind is obviously referring to a dlist reality star with a football bf/ man. Which is not you. There are A couple females that fit this category. Now obviously if you’ve been having suspicions of ur guy & trannies that’s one thing, but from what I gathered from the blind it doesn’t seem to be u 😉
That baby is the cutest! He reminds me of my cousins, and no way is Scott the father.
Sigh and Kaiser and Relli I had a friend like that too – listening to hours of endless bf drama. I realized it was only a sounding board friendship when I told her my mother had passed away and she went right on talking about her drama.
Since not having contact with her I now have more free time which I spend with my family.Some people can seem to manufacture drama and thrive on it, but I guess that is what reality shows are all about.
The baby is so cute, I can see a little inkling of scott in him. I am sure a paternity test must have been done.
No honey, that wasn’t a tranny. That was Khloe.
Scott better demand a paternity test. No way is that his kid. With the Lardassian wh@res, you can’t be too sure.
Ok ladies, I have to ask.
What are these ‘blind items’ you keep referring to?
I thought the blind item was about Bruce Jenner liking to cross-dress.
Using words like “tranny” and “shemale” when referencing a trans person is like using the n word when speaking of black people 🙁
Referring to a trans person as a “man in a dress” is also wrong. SHE would be a trans women(mtf transsexual) or just a woman. HE would be a trans man(ftm transsexual)or a man.
Language can be hurtful…
Ugh. Her orange/red lipstick in the top pick is SHITTY.
Baby looks NOTHING like Scott and hopefully the baby isn’t even his – that way little Mason won’t inherit his personality, which BLOWS.
I had never watched their reality show until there was a marathon of it on last weekend – OMG, these people are sooooo beyond obnoxious and need to GO THE FUCK AWAY.
Very cute little baby. To me, he frowns just like Scott in that second pic.
I also have a friend who complains about her husband constantly and how he doesn’t do anything around the house (garage is packed, tools spread throughout the house, home improvements aren’t getting done, etc) but she doesn’t do anything about it. I would rent a huge dumpster and throw all of the crap away and then if he bitched about it I would tell him that he should have done it long ago. She also has a kiln that she has had for several years that she wants set up but instead of doing it herself (i even offered to help) she complains that he hasn’t done it for her. Bah!
Her glue-on eyelashes are off the charts stupid looking.
@ #38 WTH – Go to D-Listed; Michael K has lots of blind items, and he references where he gets them (i.e. IDLYITW, CDAN, etc…)
Blind items are an “I Guess, You Guess” feature, where names & shows/movies are omitted, and we try to guess who it is! It’s lots of fun, especially when you see one of the described scenarios played out in the tabs.
can someone caption the baby’s expressions?
pic 1.Hey there papparazi, we see ya
pic 2.Better use your zoom & back on up
pic 3.Whaddaya daft? Where’s my binky at
pic 4.Naw, naw I’m not gonna fuggeddaboudit (clenches fist)
@ Mizz Tickles. I totally sympathize with you. Once i cut my toxic friend out of my life it was so much brighter!I realized that she really did not care about anything in my life, i was just there to make her feel better about herself and life situation. BUT now she goes around to all of our mutual acquaintances/friends and acts like she does not understand what went wrong………. she knows and like Kaiser it was a big lie that i have gladly set a few people straight on. Its funny you compare it to reality TV though, because talking my mom about it a few weeks ago I told her the main reason i don’t see this friend anymore is because if I wanted to hear someone constantly criticize me and live vicariously through their non-existent drama, I can just flip on the tv and visit my favorite housewives!
The real problem though is that I am getting married in 9 months and my toxic friend is part of a larger circle of friends and i REALLY DO NOT WANT HER THERE.
These 2 are pathetic. They make up stories, feed them to the media then have to appear in front of media saying not true- its all fake for media attention like Heidi and Spencer.
This story cant be true. If Scott liked trannies he would be with Chloe not Kourtney =)
The Kardashian sisters are only half Armenian. And even if the were Armenian on both sides, why do they have to date only Armenians?
Also, I think that those Kardashian genes are VERY strong. Mason looks just like Rob but I agree with #40, his frown is like Scott’s.
She should NEVER wear that god-awful lipstick again-who let her go out like that? Good god!
First of all, that blind item was about Kim Zolciak (or however you spell it from the Atlanta Housewives) and her football player bf Kroy whatever his last name is.
Second of all, if she didn’t want to hear about rumors that her bf is gay, she shouldn’t be dating a gay guy.
OMG! I lost it over KJ’s comment:
“I wouldn’t be surprised if that kid had a chest full of thick, dark Armenian locks growing from his infant chest.”
That was good!
EDIT- @K.at- Dead serious, I wrote up this post before even *reading* yours. xD I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees how horrific that color is on her.
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Honestly, the first second I pulled up this article, the ONLY thing I could focus on was Kourtney’s GOD AWFUL red lipstick.
It’s just so incredibly distracting to me, for some reason.
@Kaiser- I think far too many of us have had friends like that. It’s frustrated me no end… watching a friend put up with complete bullshit over a guy who isn’t even in her ‘league’. She has drama, she tells ME about the drama, and causes ME drama just from irritation alone. x_x
What is the deal with these girls and their fake eyelashes?
What worked for the drama queen in my life was I started calling the guy she was dating/complaining about by a random girls name and didnt hide the fact that I checked out of the conversation about him. I wasnt being insensitive but I was at my wits end with her and the same comversation. She eventually quit talking to me about it and the funny this is, is that we barely talk now. Oh well.
That is one ugly woman. I swear these sisters all had different fathers.
She looks like a tranny hereself. NO surprises there.
I don’t understand the fuss about the Kardashians. All the schmoozing in the world to get magazine covers and fashion spreads doesn’t eliminate the fact that they are all fugly as hell.
Why do they need a paternity test? I have two kids and niether of them look like me. Nothing like me, they are mixed race. They both look like my mother in law. But I am not going to ask for a maternity test. I was wake when they were both born. Dominant genes I guess.
He seems pretty gay to me.
Also, he seems to be an ass.
OH and also, wtf is up with Kourtney’s eyebrows?!? They’re so… FRIDA-ESQUE
Orange lipstick or not, she’s still the prettiest Kardashian. Kloe is my second favorite lookswise. Kim screwed hers up with all that surgery or injections or whatever she did.
Wow That Armenian Gene is sure strong!! that kid looks nothing like the dad.
Oh PFFT. This is what happens when you procreate with a douchebag.
I may be the only one, I see, but I like the first pic of Kourtney with the red lipstick. It’s the first time I looked at her pic and thought she was pretty. (I’m old though, and live on the other coast…)
Never found SCOTT attractive in any way. Not seeing the supposed “handsome”-ness.
bullshit. as far as reality TV is concerned she’s very much A-list and she knows that. However, once people start speculating that Scott is the answer lots of non gossip junkies who don’t follow theses things probably do jump on the bandwagon, so its a lose/lose for her. What she is gonna do, go on record to say, “Hello! we’re not d-list!(for reality TV, people, not for life.)”?
and i dont think kourtney thrives from the drama at all. she knows who butters her bread and he is the ironic break-out star of that show – they edit it giving his antics so much screen time, and scott-goes-nuts episodes have the highest ratings. But kourtney seem uber over it
The latest thicker, more natural eyebrow trend is not for everyone. Kourtney, are you listening? Sister to Chewybacca? Yikes.
now what are these women famous far? Kim made a sex tape, loads of talent involved in that, i can’t stand to hear Kourtney talk, that whine..and Khloe, whatever..but, the mother, Kris, is the pimp in the family. how Bruce Jenner ended up with her is totally amazing to me.
Until we wake up in this country and start demanding real ability to be seen in the print and electronic media, we will be deluged with people like the Kardashians, Hiltons, and anyone who becomes famous for losing weight or cheating on their spouses or growing up with a mobster father. Celebrity doesn’t equal talent or ability. It’s just someone you recognize on the street. We have become a society of quick fixes and instant gratification, we can’t even spell correctly anymore, most literature written in the last 20 yrs is trash. It’s very sad and a great loss to my children’s generation. To think someone like Perez Hilton will be a touchstone in 100 yrs makes me glad I won’t be here.