Last night was the big premiere of Little Fockers, starring Robert De Niro, Ben Stiller, et al. There is a new addition to the cast, though – Jessica Alba. She fancies herself a fashion girl, you know, she continued with this season’s winter-white bridal theme, and wore a tiered Valentino on the red carpet. She’s also changed her hair – it’s darker, shorter and sleeker than her last hairstyle, and I hate to be a bitch (not really), but this hair ages her terribly. Also – her date was her husband Cash Warren. They are still my “wild card” entry for the next couple to split, although they looked tight on the red carpet. And the shoes are Louboutins, by the way. Can we call expensive shoes like that “stripper heels”? Because that’s what they’re being called.

By the way, remember Jessica Alba’s interview in Elle Magazine, where she disrespected screenwriters with the comment: “Good actors, never use the script unless it’s amazing writing. All the good actors I’ve worked with, they all say whatever they want to say.” And then she also disrespected her directors too – from Elle:

“I know I haven’t been swimming in the deep end with some of the movies I’ve done,” she says. “I wasn’t trying to. I knew what they were.” Alba does, however, offer one clinical reason as to why these movies bombed. She whispers it: “First-time directors.”

[From Elle]

Anyway, LaineyGossip has a follow-up on Alba’s stupidity – she’s claiming that Elle completely misquoted her, and that she never said anything like that. Here are some of the quotes coming out of Alba’s Little Fockers’ promotional tour:

“That wasn’t true. Just so it’s clear, films don’t even get made and nothing ever gets a green light unless there’s great material. That’s always a #1 thing before you can get a director, actors or a studio even interested in anything.”

“There was an article written recently where I was completely and totally paraphrased and things were taken out of context and mushed together. It was a four-hour interview that got condensed into a page and a half for a fashion magazine. When I was doing my first job where I was talking to dolphins in The New Adventures of Flipper when I was 13 – it was a fake dolphin, we had a great relationship [laughs] – when he would go off script, the dolphin, I didn’t know how to. He would squeak and I couldn’t squeak back. It took me like 15 years to learn to do that – and lots of therapy. Basically I was saying that I didn’t have the courage and didn’t really understand how to bring my own thing to the table and I would never veer away from the script, ever, no matter what. Even when actors would go off book, I didn’t know what to say.”

[Quotes via LaineyGossip]

If it was just one wonky quote in an otherwise boiler-plate interview, I might believe her. But the entire Elle piece was chock full of Alba-isms, meaning that she’s a conceited, moronic bitch with little to be conceited about, and now she’s throwing Elle under the bus.

Anyway, here are more photos from the Little Fockers premiere… Ben Stiller and De Niro look over it, but Dustin Hoffman is adorable. Also, Alba’s bitchface was in full effect throughout the red carpet. Why does she look so pissed to be standing next to Robert De Niro, for the love of God? Also – don’t even ask me what Teri Polo is wearing. God. And where’s Barbra Streisand?!?

Photos courtesy of Fame.