Dec 20
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Is Paris Hilton pregnant, or is it just coke bloat?

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These photos are of Paris Hilton over the weekend, at an event for Supermartxe in Madrid, Spain. Paris had a few costume changes, and in every outfit, her slightly bloated abdomen was on full display. This caused Fame Pictures to ask: “Is Paris Hilton knocked up with Cy Waits’ baby?” Oh, GOD. It might have spawned. Or it could just be coked out its mind, and this is some kind of coke bloat. Which is more likely.

CB pointed out this old post from 2008, about Paris Hilton once again looking sort of pregnant, and apparently this is not the first time Paris pushes out her stomach for attention. She might even wear a fake belly – although in these photos from the weekend, I think that belly is all Paris.

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The idea of Paris possibly being knocked up reminded me of Casey Johnson, the Johnson & Johnson heir who died earlier this year. Casey was a mother too – she adopted a little girl. Casey’s family took her daughter away from her because, obviously, Casey was a trainwreck, insane and an addict. If Paris was pregnant, would she go down that same route? Or would she “change” like Nicole Richie did when Nicole got knocked up?

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

Written by Kaiser

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53 Responses to “Is Paris Hilton pregnant, or is it just coke bloat?”

  1. Lisa Turtle says:

    She looks awful. But it’s coke bloat. She doesn’t have the tell-tale pregnany boobs.

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  2. malachais says:

    She looks blitzed out of her mind

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  3. nok says:

    that’s her pose, she always likes to do that to make her ass stick out to look hot

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  4. Rita says:

    I use to think she was one of those naturally thin girls but now I see her 30′s will not be kind to her. The arms, legs, and torso are filling in effortlessly. The Raccoon McPantyless thing she has going on there doesn’t help either.

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  5. Praise St. Angie! says:

    gf needs to touch up her roots.

    the fact that she hasn’t is interesting to me as she’s (usually) so concerned about her appearance. Like so many do when they’re cracked out, she’s probably started to neglect her appearance.

    as for the belly, I think she’s just “softening” up a bit. there’s a shot of her on dlisted from behind, getting on a motorcycle, and you can see she’s got more flesh on her, specifically the hip/ass area.

    http://www.dlisted.com/node/40081

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  6. mslewis says:

    Please stop giving this fool what she wants . . . attention!! She is sticking out her stomach on purpose so people will speculate whether or not she is pregnant. She knows that will get her a ragmag cover or two. The woman has been irrelevant for the past couple of years and it’s been great. So, please don’t start again. Let the people of Spain have her.

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  7. redlips says:

    Wow! Her black eyes match her black roots!

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  8. Marjalane says:

    I didn’t realize her nat haircolor was so dark!

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  9. brin says:

    Yep….time is catching up with this cokehead.

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  10. Crash2GO2 says:

    Well, since she was busted with coke, and has obviously put on some weight in the past few months, I’m going with bloat and added pounds. This girl is going down hill.

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  11. becky says:

    omg she looks like her aunt kyle in the last pic!

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  12. LittleFATMe says:

    I hope, for all of humanity, that it is coke bloat. Though, if she spawned and Spiedi spawns right around the same time then the stories on 18-20 years would be amazing train wrecks! Maybe they would hook up, Spiedi would be all over that!

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  13. Roma says:

    I don’t know how it’s even possible, but she looks more coked out than before.

    I think dating Cy and being that ingrained in the Vegas scene has started a pretty intense spiral. Her family needs to step in, and pretty soon.

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  14. Samigirl says:

    Dear Baby Jesus,
    Please, PLEASE, do not let Paris Hilton procreate. Thank you so much,
    Samantha :)

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  15. bros says:

    Praise st angie: oof, I saw that post and thought it was Betty White trying to get on that motorcycle. she looks awful from behind and has the most unfortunately shaped behind!

    and she does look like Kyle-they both had super aggressive nose jobs, probably by the same family surgeon and got the Richards family special.

    http://www.kimrichards.net/start.html

    thats an old and hilarious site on the richards sisters. click on the left for the photos and then on Kyle to see her natural nose.

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  16. sapphire says:

    @Samigirl-love it!

    I vote for the bloat. And can she even conceive?

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  17. Stronzilla says:

    This is one time we should all pray for an Immaculate Sterilization!

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  18. Ruby Red Lips2 says:

    All about the attention – Paris is completely irrelevant

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  19. Diane says:

    Maybe she just ate a sandwich, yeah sure, that’s it.

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  20. Jenny says:

    Oh the horror . . . and maybe that is why she hasn’t had her roots touched up, aren’t you supposed to avoid dye while preggo?

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  21. Courtney says:

    why would you think she can’t and the only one in the hilton family even remotely famous is great granddaddy conrad Nicholas Hilton jr who took over the hotels from his daddy and was also married for a brief time to Elizabeth Taylor. who as we know is a double academy award winning actress and a 5 ime nominee four of them concecutive right 57,58,59,60 were concecutive nominations though in 57 she lost to her dear friend Joanne Woodward for whom she probably voted. in 1958 she lost to Susan Hayward and in 1959 to Simone Signoret. why do you think the do nothing Hiltons are always invited to AmFar events

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  22. h8 nh8 says:

    it’s called the wall, and she has introduced herself to it quite effectively.

    Years of inactivity and no exercise have also led her down this path.

    ha ha haaaa haa haaaaaaa

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  23. grazi says:

    I didnt know her eyes were not blue and her hair wasnt naturally blonde. Gosh, I am soooooo naive O.O
    Her need for attention probably reached desperate levels, because for a narcissist like her show that belly in order to start rumors is kind of shocking.

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  24. Chelly says:

    she’s probably bloated from her period or bloated from starving herself and living off coke

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  25. hebc says:

    uh well her roots are growing out really bad too…uh oh.

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  26. Hakura says:

    @Samigirl (#15)- Make that ‘Samantha x2′. I’ll add myself, maybe Baby Jesus will take mercy on us, then?

    (Seems to be a lot of ‘Samantha’s on this site xD Just a random realization.)

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  27. jojo says:

    I would say that is more someone on smack than coke or maybe a speedball, but that is heroin-face.

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  28. javagirl1 says:

    I really like her eye makeup. Sorry…

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  29. Susan says:

    Wow! She looks more trashy than usual (if that’s possible).

    Maybe she ran out of adderall?

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  30. bellaluna says:

    If she’s pregnant, it’s surely one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse. That being said, I doubt she is even able to get pregnant. First of all, who’d want to be that close to her? Secondly, don’t her antibiotics recommend against pregnancy?

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  31. DSM says:

    Lol… She looks like her normal talentless-lost-in-her-own-reality self. Then in the second pic BAM! Those shoes are HUGE!!!!! Houston! I think we found something she can be famous for…. Sasquatch’s hairless cousin.

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  32. LindaR says:

    Can’t stand this useless piece of trash. May she never reproduce or be allowed to adopt. Not mother material at all.

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  33. Cakes says:

    I feel sorry for that baby if she is. She shouldnt even be allowed to have an animal much less a child.

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  34. Samigirl says:

    @Hakura, my little (step) sister and my bff are both named Samantha. It’s a kick a** name!

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  35. Hakura says:

    @Samigirl – Totally! Although I usually just go by ‘Sam’ (I rarely ever use my whole name, a weird habit I guess is common among Samanthas xD) I think there’s someone else that posts here with our name too.

    @Bellaluna – xD! Antibiotics may recommend against pregnancy, but they also have the unfortunate effect of making birth control pills less effective. That could have worked against us.

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  36. hottathanholywatta says:

    she looks like a low rent hooker…I mean this chick has sooo much money yet she looks like a street walker

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  37. bellaluna says:

    @ Hakura – Girlfriend, you’re preachin’ to the choir on that one…My son (now 20 years old) was the result of antibiotics & birth control, and my latest addition (18 MONTHS old) is also the result of antibiotics & birth control. There was no warning on the latest batch of antibiotics (supposedly they were “safe”), resulting in the conception & birth of my youngest! Amazing that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

    But really, some people *coughPariscough* should be sterilised at birth.

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  38. Megatrona says:

    I am pretty sure I could use one of her shoes as a canoe….

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  39. Samigirl says:

    @bellaluna, I can join that “got knocked up on the pill + antibiotics club!”
    Thank you, strep throat, for giving me the best little monster ever, Emerson James!
    @Hakura-my daddy is the only person that ever calls me Samantha :)

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  40. jaye E says:

    It might also be period bloat. The only reason I’m not convinced it’s “coke bloat” is because you’d be able to see it in her face. My guess is if she’s not preggo, she’s got pre-menstrual bloat.

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  41. Kiska says:

    She is one woman I don’t wish to see procreate.

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  42. Isa says:

    She is just bigger all around. She’s not fat, she just seems like one of those girls that’s never had to work out to maintain her weight and it’s catching up to her.

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  43. moocowhead says:

    I was going to write – It’s whore bloat – but then I felt bad because that’s just an insult to whores.

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  44. Anne de Vries says:

    You know, it wouldn’t surprise me if she did get pregnant, or play at being pregnant, so soon after Nicole Richie’s wedding.

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  45. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Oh Please! This girl doenst want a kid????

    She’s the attention… not some kid.. trust me.

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  46. Jacquie says:

    When you position your body that way, no one is flat without photo shop!

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  47. SoulLovah says:

    Am I the only one who kind of likes her aunt (I think her name is Kyle, with the dark hair) on RHOBH? She really seems to have her head on her shoulders as far as being a good wife and mom. Hopefully Paris gets some of that if she’s preggo…and hopefully her other aunt (with the blonde hair) will have NOTHING to do with her potential kids

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  48. lemon drops says:

    She has the tendency to bloat, like when she had that huge belly for a while in the late 2000s. When she was pregnant I dont think anyone could really tell.

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  49. Debra says:

    I think maybe Paris has slowed down on the coke and has been eating real food.

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  50. sara says:

    She is not pregnant and this is not “coke bloat”. I knew she’s never been naturally skinny, so I guess she started to eat meal again.

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