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John Mayer’s new buzzcut and infidelity dream



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24 Responses to “John Mayer’s new buzzcut and infidelity dream”

  1. John - get a friend to text you “STFU” at regular intervals … say about once a minute.

    kthxsbye

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  2. That hair……oh dear!. Did he have lice?

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  3. Mairead - good plan, but it would require him to actually have a friend.

    Douche nozzle here has topped my list of celebs that need kicked in the throat for years, and I don’t see him slipping from the top spot anytime soon.

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  4. You guys do realize that John says stuff about dream cheating and stuff like that just to get the tabloids and blogs going and it works every time. What I love about John is he says this crazy stuff seeing how far the blogs and tabs will go in talking about it and it works then he sits backs and laughs. Jennifer is probably laughing to. I personally love it - it wasn’t really an over share because it probably never happened but it sure got the bloggers talking. What is interesting is that most famous people react to blogs and tabloids but in John’s case the blog and tabloids react to what he is saying. To funny! He actually controls what is said about him because he says such outrageous stuff and knows it wil be printed. I agree that they don’t have a source. I also realize that most bloggers really dislike Jen and hope that she is “clingly” because they really don’t want a relationship she is in to last. Not sure why but whatever. If they do stay together one thing is certain they will hardly be any pictures of them. They sure are protecting themselves lately from paps. No pictures of them together even though they are together alot.

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  5. Well, hes all buddy buddy with Pete Wentz now. Maybe Pete’ll do it.

    Now he looks even more douchey with that hair cut. I’m totally with Scott, I’ve disliked him for YEARS & some stupid hair cut sure isn’t gonna change that.

    As for Jen; I’m sorry, I just can’t believe that she could possibly be as “clingy” & “needy” as she is constantly described

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  6. Ah, yet another man Jen has scared off. She’ll never learn, yeah.

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  7. I disagree, Bodhi. I think Pity Party is even more clingy and needy than she lets on publicly.

    Scott, A+ on “douche nozzle”

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  8. I don’t believe the story about Jennifer being clingy, and not letting him greet his fans. Why would anyone believe anything that Star magazine writes???? I like his hair short, but his longer hair drew away from the ugly faces he makes when he sings..LOL

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  9. wasn’t he all excited about growing feathered hair not long ago?

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  10. yeah ling, he said he was starting a fashion trend and really wanted to look like michael j.fox and shawn cassidy.
    whatever
    he has such an unattractive singing face!
    poor jen to have to look at that in the sack :cry:

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  11. Prediction: John will grant Chinnifer’s demand that he get her pregnant before she starts him off on the film career he so desires. Once she is pregnant, a statement will be released that their schedules and individual lives are too demanding, so they decided to go their separate ways. Remember: you heard it here first.

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  12. Kaiser~ Well, if thats the worst of our disagreements… :)

    Blech, I hadn’t even thought of his O face.

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  13. LOL @I’m Always Right

    My prediction? They’ve probably already sort of broken up, but will announce it officially around “The Changeling” and “Burn After Reading” premieres. The tabloids will do breaking news Pity Parties, and there will be another round of “Pity Poor Jen, Brad treated her so badly” stories.

    And then *MAGIC* she’ll have another “boyfriend” (re: man whore) in time for the films she has to promote. It’s her modus operandi, people.

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  14. New buzzcut- same douchebag. It’s like putting make-up on a pig.

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  15. i believe this story, only because they produced the pictures and we thought the same thing at the time, she looked clingy, and he looked weired out, also he has a habit of just saying what’s on his mind, you can’t shut him up, but the next night, Jen was there and he wanted to sing instead of talk, as long as he’s with her, he will be dreaming of someone else, he went from Jessica’s hot bod, to Jen’s old bod, he is a young man, he’s already stayed pass his time with her, he’s itching to get outta there, i do think that they have some type of agreement.

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  16. Wow, that’s an amazing imagination you have there …

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  17. KAISER: Seems we’re the only ones who recognize this pattern of Chinnifer’s. You are absolutely correct. We can say “TOLD YOU SO” after movies are released. Pity Party starts after the movies!

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  18. I saw him last night at the Irvine show and he was definitely more laid back. He kept to his promise of “less talk, more music.” Dude might be a douche but he sure is talented. The way he plays the guitar is just sick!

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  19. Predictions aside, I just don’t see these two as a couple. They just look all wrong together. I look at pics of them and - nothing - no chemistry, no emotion. Then again, don’t care for either of them so maybe it’s just that, apathy and disinterest.

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  20. Jen Aniston is a shallow shop-a-holic & this guy is actually too good for her. Hell, any guy is.

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  21. ummm….john? yeah - too much fucking information about your personal life, dreams, etc. now he’ll whine that the press won’t leave him alone. god he’s such a tool.

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  22. It’s just not plausible that Jennifer has trouble finding men. She’s young, beautiful, extremely rich and has a nice personality (as evidenced by her many friends).

    Even if she is clingy and needy, lots of men would be more than happy to get “clingy” with such a woman.

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  23. I love John’s new haircut!!! I saw him in AZ last night and he was amazing!!!!!!

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  24. Why does he make retarded faces when he sings?

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