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		<title>By: [:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 05:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh my fxcking gosh! that poor shark! I&#039;ll definately help fun for the hit against seacrest! [: i&#039;ll pay $5 for the fund. and lets all chip in to pay for those tetnus shots that shark needs to get. that shark has already been through enough trauma as it is! :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh my fxcking gosh! that poor shark! I&#8217;ll definately help fun for the hit against seacrest! [: i&#8217;ll pay $5 for the fund. and lets all chip in to pay for those tetnus shots that shark needs to get. that shark has already been through enough trauma as it is! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Angel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 18:01:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you guys that bag on Seacrest are jealous because of the great shows he hosts... if all; his shows were &quot;annoying&quot; and &quot;crap&quot; like most of you are bitching about then why would billions of people watch them and they still be aired..... Maybe its your own lack of intellegance that is the problem. You should evaluate yourself before juding someone thousands of times more productive and prosperous then yourself. Have a nice day!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you guys that bag on Seacrest are jealous because of the great shows he hosts&#8230; if all; his shows were &#8220;annoying&#8221; and &#8220;crap&#8221; like most of you are bitching about then why would billions of people watch them and they still be aired&#8230;.. Maybe its your own lack of intellegance that is the problem. You should evaluate yourself before juding someone thousands of times more productive and prosperous then yourself. Have a nice day!
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		<title>By: lanette</title>
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		<dc:creator>lanette</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i can not stand ryan gaycrest...he is an ass an over rated asshole 8O :oops: :roll: :&#124;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i can not stand ryan gaycrest&#8230;he is an ass an over rated asshole <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' /> :oops: <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Mairead</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mairead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Woo! Thanks Nan :lol: 

Why is this man all over the shop - I only ever see him on American Idol and that&#039;s more than enough.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woo! Thanks Nan <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Why is this man all over the shop &#8211; I only ever see him on American Idol and that&#8217;s more than enough.
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		<title>By: Ian</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As if this guy wasn&#039;t everywhere already...now he has to show up and ruin Shark Week on the Discovery channel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As if this guy wasn&#8217;t everywhere already&#8230;now he has to show up and ruin Shark Week on the Discovery channel.
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		<title>By: Modesty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Modesty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The shark spit him out because it vomited a little in its mouth after tasting the Crest of the Sea</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The shark spit him out because it vomited a little in its mouth after tasting the Crest of the Sea
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		<title>By: Nan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:18:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mairead, hysterical. You won the banana this time around.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mairead, hysterical. You won the banana this time around.
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		<title>By: Nan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>MSat, was that you who came up w/this header? Had me laughing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>MSat, was that you who came up w/this header? Had me laughing.
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		<title>By: sauvage</title>
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		<dc:creator>sauvage</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Men are not shark&#039;s natural food, so usually sharks only do a test bite and then back off - which happened here.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Men are not shark&#8217;s natural food, so usually sharks only do a test bite and then back off &#8211; which happened here.
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		<title>By: DogRunner</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 02:51:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hope the shark is ok...... Probably took one bite and spit him out.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hope the shark is ok&#8230;&#8230; Probably took one bite and spit him out.
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