Comments on: Elizabeth Hurley to do “Simple Life” type reality show

By: gg

gg — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:24:34 +0000

Well her little Damien (nice name for an antichrist, but … ) got tired of being dressed like Little Lord Fauntleroy and is working on his tattoo sleeves and face piercing in a vain attempt to prove he’s really a boy. heh.

Liz is blissfully unaware that: a) nobody actually finds her ‘hot’; b) she’s gone braless too much and has loose, floppy, fatty tits, even though they’re not even very big; and c) snottiness? is oh, so unattractive.

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By: Because I say So

Because I say So — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:29:01 +0000

It’s a good thing she thinks she’s so hot, because no one else does

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By: geronimo

geronimo — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:29:38 +0000

Ah, just remembered. She’s bringing out a range of organic or free-range products, can’t remember which, read it somewhere about a month ago, sourced from her farm.

Mystery solved. Greed.

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By: Anne

Anne — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:21:31 +0000

This would be cool if it were unscripted but it will be a pr campaign for cheap-skate Hurly and her douche-bag husband. She’s probably looking to cash in with product lines such as cosmetics and her current clothing line, so this will be all about marketing her image.

I wonder how her poor child is doing? I remember seeing him dressed in stiff formal wear all.the.time when he was a tot – gotta be fun being her kid.

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By: Sprmcandy

Sprmcandy — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:47:09 +0000

This woman has sold her soul to the devil for breast of doom.

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By: neelyo

neelyo — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:02:26 +0000

Her breasts in that second pic just make me say “ouch!” That can’t be comfortable.

Boring. This show will tank. I am so sick of reality shows. Bring back THE LOVE BOAT, FANTASY ISLAND and MURDER SHE WROTE. I want my has-beens in glamorous locales and getting killed. I don’t give a shit about their badly scripted so-called lives.

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By: Kaiser

Kaiser — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:34:00 +0000

I think the underlying gossip of this piece is that she needs money… maybe because her husband’s traditional family disowned him after the wedding???

One can dream.

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By: vdantev

vdantev — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:27:38 +0000

The new sign of a faltering career: reality shows. I bet an Austin Powers sequel looks pretty good to her now.

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By: Nan

Nan — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:14:17 +0000

Kev, she is 43 as of June.

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By: Kevin

Kevin — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 13:55:38 +0000

“We English are not as elegant as we seem” hhhmmmm,,,,assume much? Don’t buy everyone saying she’s not attractive though? for 41? you guys have some high standards.

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