Elisabetta Canalis allegedly wants to have George Clooney’s baby

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Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney have been together a year and a half. That’s a long time (for Clooney), and it’s much longer than I had in my own private betting pool (me and my dog). Throughout their year-and-a-half relationship, there have been various tabloid stories about how Canalis had “tamed” Clooney, and how this was finally the girl who would get Clooney down the aisle. You’ve just got to roll your eyes, because they said that about all of Clooney’s other girls too. It’s a national pastime, theorizing how long Clooney’s latest escort/girlfriend will last. Personally, I think Canalis has lasted this long because she’s one clever hooker. Of course, I also think she must have accumulated some really disgusting and embarrassing dirt on Clooney that she’s blackmailing him with. Just a theory!

Anyway, this In Touch Weekly story is most definitely crap, but it amused me to no end:

Is the world’s best-known bachelor about to turn in his little black book for baby booties? George Clooney, 49, has been dating Italian television star Elisabetta Canalis, 32, for a year, and now she has started hearing the ticking of her biological clock.

“She wants a baby with George,” the insider says. “As much as George has recently fought the idea of marriage and family, he is finally thinking about settling down. But Elisabetta doesn’t even really care if they get married. She has a laid-back European mentality and doesn’t need a wedding right away.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

A few of points:

*Elisabetta is 32? My ass.

*Of course Elisabetta “doesn’t even really care if they get married”. As I said, she’s a clever hooker. Why sign up for a lifetime when you’re getting paid by the week?

*I think the tabloids are using euphemisms at this point. “Laid-back European mentality” = cocaine, threesomes and light bondage.

*Not to get too harsh (whatever), but would Eli be able to reproduce naturally? Wasn’t she born a man? She has an Adam’s apple.

*Does anyone else enjoy that Eli’s descriptor is now “Italian television star”? You know what they’re talking about, right? Her completely ridiculous and embarrassing appearance on Leverage! She’s a television star now!

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  1. lucy2 says:

    Oh please! I think Georgey Boy got snipped ages ago to avoid that very situation. He clearly is not interested in marriage or children, yet the tabs always paint each new girlfriend as the one who will change that.

  2. Leila says:

    The first picture of her is hilarious!
    The points your make are really funny, especially the laid back european mentality!

    She does strike me as older than 32, more like 35 or 37. GC is a big man child himself, so why give birth to another one? It’s like she’s holding on to him more for her career than anything else, this whole thing just screams fake.

  3. bite me says:

    make that money eli

  4. brin says:

    Wait your turn, Elisabetta.

  5. lisa says:

    @lucy..

    I was just gong to say the same thing. George is almost 50..this man has been with a lot of woman, and no slip ups. so yeah George has said he wanted NO KIDS..and being George it is understandable that some little honey of the minute would have loved to say..

    Georgie.. guess what..

    Well I think he was smart enough to make sure that never happened. So she may want one, but it ain’t coming from George. One would think she understood that going in to this relationship.

  6. LittleDeadGirl says:

    I have my doubts that if he has not been interested in marriage and kids for 50 years that he will suddenly become so now. The media keeps trying to say some gf will “reform” him as if being a bachelor is a curable disease.

    The guy knows he will get young ass until he is 90 and he has NO interest in being married. I would honestly bet every dollar in my bank account on the fact he won’t ever get married.

  7. sisi says:

    And here I always thought that I had a laidback European mentality. Maybe I should rephrase that…

  8. bite me says:

    clooney was married for a short period of time

  9. mln76 says:

    I think the tabs think that since it happened with Warren Beatty it’s bound to happen with Clooney. But Clooney is no softy, I do think he may keep her around at least through award season. Beyond that we’ll see.

  10. Eleonor says:

    @Sisi: me too!
    As poor Katie Holmes knows a marriage like this requires prenups and contracts, Elisabetta doesn’t have to deal with the scientnightmare, but she is clever: she wants a baby. If she achieves it she will have won.Chapeau.
    And Please: stop calling her Italian television star! She never had a successfull tv show in all her life. She became famous in her twenties for dancing half naked on a table during a tv show.She has always been talentless.

  11. someone says:

    Does anyone believe what is written in “In Touch”..really???

  12. Marjalane says:

    Maybe she thinks if she has his baby we’ll all stop commenting on her adam’s apple.

  13. TeeTee says:

    females born men can’t have babies, so keep wishing.

    look at her man like shoulders and upper arms–and she is not ripped.

    those hands, throat and feet..

    they have the same pipes and she knows it..

    See what John Travolta and his wife started..now, she/he is ready to wear a pregnancy bump and pretend. smdh

  14. Trish says:

    Gotta say, I think she is a beautiful woman. Yeah, she’s pretty smug lookin’ in most of her pics, but I like her.

  15. bubbles says:

    wow, Clooney, REALLY? No, Really?

  16. Reality says:

    Wow, that’s a lot of hate. I don’t get it, how is she a hooker? I like her look, she’s got strong, slightly androgynous features, but she doesn’t look like a man to me.

  17. doug says:

    He looks like he’s old enough to be her dad.

  18. Tazina says:

    I think she is a beautiful woman, the face, the body, perfection. The tats I could do without. She would be a fool not to feather her financial nest now so she’s not left broke and jobless when it’s all over.

  19. spotchecker says:

    @ #16 bubbles

    i know!! seriously..?!!!

    happy birthday baby jesus!!!

  20. HookerRUs says:

    she must be attending the oksana school of motherhood when she’s not at those acting lessons she’s supposed to be taking 🙂 gosh she’s classy 🙂

  21. Leona says:

    I love how at first her people were trying to sell it as oh, she’s not like the other girls he dated! she’s not some 22 year old attention seeking model, she’s an independent ‘older’ woman who picks up the check. lol, please. no self respecting independent woman would date a notorious aging playboy 20 years her senior. she’s just as pathetic and desperate as the rest of his girlfriends were.

  22. april says:

    I think she is gorgeous. I think she would really break his heart if she ended it with him. I think she has the power in this relationship because he is totally smitten with her.

  23. aqua says:

    I believe the National Enquirer ran the same story exactly one year ago.The article read something like “when friends asked Elisabetta what she wanted for Christmas,she replied Georges baby.George smiled and said “Great when do we get started” all of the party guest were pleasantly surprised.Hello magazine has said that sources say “she’s a great match for him and that he may settle down. First of all if I had “friends” that talked to the tabloids about my personal life they wouldn’t be my friends anymore.Secondly,George was asked by Hello magazine “when or if he will settle down?he laughed and said”I have settled down,with my friends and family.He did not mention settling down with Elisabetta.Bottom line here is I will believe it when and if it happens.Merry Christmas everyone!may you all be happy and healthy this holiday season!

  24. JenJen says:

    Of course she does! CHA-CHING $$$$

  25. observer says:

    This is just another fantastical press release sent by Canalis’s publicist. In Touch Weekly was just the only tabloid that published it, and they probably died laughing when they made that decision. Last February or so there was a similar fantastical press release that the National Enquirer published claiming that Canalis was actually pregnant, and we see how true that one turned out. Then there was the press release that Clooney was buying her an island, and she had “ordered” him to sell his house in Como, LOL. It’s all b.s. nonsense. Canalis and her publicist are playing this publicity contract for all its worth. Now that the Leverage season finale and Canalis’s crap Italian Christmas movie have gotten some publicity, methinks the contract is over. I do love your observations, Kaiser, truly funny stuff!

  26. observer says:

    Just did some quick googling and found the Gossip Cop article on this same story nearly a year ago:

    Not one source we contacted could verify this baby talk. And Clooney’s rep commented, “Not even worth a response.”
    http://www.gossipcop.com/maybe-baby-ignore-that-hush-hush-george-clooney-daddy-plan/

    I just found a new entry about Clooney on Gossip Cop that was just published today. It’s about yet another wedding rumor:

    According to the outlet, Canalis’ so-called “friends” have revealed that she and Clooney will wed… When asked whether the latest story is true, a rep for Clooney told Gossip Cop flatly, “No.”
    http://www.gossipcop.com/george-clooney-getting-married-elisabetta-canalis-parents-mexico/

    The publicist is working overtime because the end is nigh. LOL.

  27. original kate says:

    her tats are trashy looking.

  28. poppy says:

    On good authority.

    A 2year contract at $40,000 a month with a few strings pulled to give her a shot at a career in the USA. An official engagement if the PR situation seems to warrant it, unlikely at the moment as he isn’t nominated for anything. Possible extension on the contract in 2011 for the 2012 awards season if she plays her part well.

  29. Hmmm says:

    Bwahahahahaha!

  30. observer says:

    @poppy, very interesting post, but a two year contract? Seems like a long time, but if the point was to try to make people think he is with a woman for longer than a year, then a two year contract makes sense. I just don’t understand why he doesn’t realize how stupid his being with this cokewhore makes him look, and how desperate it makes him seem to the people who figured out its a contract. And he doesn’t even bother trying to sell the relationship. He barely touches her. From all appearances, it seems he’s wanted out of the contract for some time. Do you know if there is an out clause? Surely there must be one, and he needs to use it. He also needs to fire his publicist.

    Maybe Clooney is the guy mentioned in this blind gossip, found via Dlisted:
    Blue Boy Leads a Double Life
    BlindGossip – Fame can be a burden as well as a blessing. This is the case with Blue Boy, a multi-hyphenate who is definitely feeling the pressure of leading a double life. His actress girlfriend is a public relations setup and is purely for show. The two of them don’t even like each other. He smiles for the camera, but he is actually so distressed with the direction his career and his life are taking that he is now drinking heavily every day. Blue Boy’s friends and family are very, very worried about him, but having so many people depend on his wholesome image makes it difficult for him to take a step back and ask for help. It’s about time he did, though. If he doesn’t, he’ll wind up in the same place as someone who was once linked to him.

  31. OfficialBitch says:

    Sad that so many of you “ladies” can be such HATERS.
    I do think she might be talentless…but a man? Um, no.
    Just because your BMI is 30+ doesn’t mean other women want the fabby look.
    Keep dreaming and hating – makes you look pretty pathetic.
    Lemme guess…Gisele Bundchen’s a man too? Models usually have adrogynous features.
    Get over it, stop wishing it was you.
    Don’t hate the player – hate the game.

  32. A~ says:

    wow. I really question your use of the term “hooker.” It makes me feel yucky, in a feminist way. It seems like a really hostile tab for a woman — unless you have evidence.

  33. JQ says:

    32? Ha! As if! She’s got a case of the Kim Zolciak’s!

  34. Lola7 says:

    Yeah, her and me both.

  35. Crash2GO2 says:

    We all have adam’s apples.

  36. newtsgal says:

    From what I’ve read in the past he tried marriage, it didn’t work and he wasn’t interested in trying ever again. And there isn’t one darn thing wrong with it. I happened to think it’s tacky of her to want to change him, she can’t say she had no idea what she was getting into. I live in a town that doesn’t even have a redlight, and I know Clooney doesn’t want to get married. As far as her being a television star…..lol. I guess since I was in an Italian movie, that makes me an Italian movie star living in NC.
    Ya’ll have a merry christmas!

  37. Messenger says:

    yeah and we all have breasts but we don’t pose naked. why are you still making excuses for this pathetic human being? she is not even good looking!! only in america where over 50% of the women are overweight would this woman be envied. i live in nyc and you could throw a rock and hit five women better looking than she. my belief? she has someone with major money backing her and even he can’t sell this trash in a trash saturated market. (that freak stan is such a loser to have talked gc into this tramp and gc is an ass) believe the hype if you want to, but i for one know she will sink back into the slime from which she emerged. because that is where she belongs.

  38. Kloops says:

    No way there will be kids. I totally believe George has been snipped. Their contract is tight. She’s not going anywhere, not until she wants a child and then she’ll find herself either a rich or hot Italian (but not both) and it won’t be GC. I think EC is female, but man alive she’s mannish looking.

  39. observer says:

    @A, Canalis is named in an official cocaine and prostitution investigation in Italy.

  40. square face from Italy says:

    well said Observer! I agree with you!
    horse-face was only famous under the rich soccers table of Hollywood and The Club nightclub in Milano before meeting Clooney and she’s in ho0ker and drug Police Reports investigation since 2008! Square-face dated with Davide Rombolotti a real criminal guy!
    she’s so ugly and aged from cocaine, smoke, alcool…it’s hard to believe she’s only 32 years old!
    I think GC has lost all his magic and fascinating playing a moron man role in the tranny’s arms!!!! I think Canalis pubblisist are trying to make as much money and pubblicity as possible from this story and she’s supported by “important” italian people.
    Clooney doesn’t mix his name with so miserable people!!! he’s really touching the ground!

  41. AD says:

    I wonder what Clooney’s boyfriend thinks about this baby business?

  42. spotchecker says:

    @ #31 observer

    The FameWhore Dynamic is as such:

    It’s like quantum physics in that>> She’s brilliant at sucking while sucking at being brilliant at exactly the same time.

    this chick is definitely doing her job.

    that being said, i think i’m kinda’ looking foward to that movie ‘gravity’ gc’s going to be in w/ sandra bullock, and directed by one of my favorite directors, alfonso cauron.

  43. Jayna says:

    A natural beauty, just what George likes. No overblown lips, filler in the smile lines, bleached hair, fake boobs. He has great taste. Very attractive woman. He will marry her. He’s nearing an age 50 where you really start to reflect on your life. He’s accomplised it all careerwise. Family will be next.

  44. observer says:

    @spotchecker, I don’t follow what you’re saying. If the point of this contract was to somehow make people think Clooney is capable of a committed relationship, that isn’t working because people correctly perceive Canalis as a glorified escort. No one buys her as being someone Clooney is seriously interested in. If his goal is to make people think he can commit to a girlfriend, then he needs to find one who isn’t so obviously a famewhore. People know Matt Damon loves his wife because she is a regular person. People know Clooney doesn’t love Canalis because she is so obviously a glorified escort, a famewhore, and is 17 years younger than he. The people who haven’t realized this relationship is just a publicity contract think he is only in it for sex or to use her as a beard. In other words, this relationship has not changed his image one bit.

  45. spotchecker says:

    re: # 43

    i should have written “The FameWhore Duality Principle” instead of “The FameWhore Dynamic”. my bad.

    safe and happy whatever you’re celebrating everyone!

  46. Athena says:

    Of course she wants his babies. Look at Charlie Sheen for instance, he pays Denise something like 50 grand a month. Why get married when you can get guaranteed cash for 18 years.

  47. Sally says:

    kaiser, witty as ever. love the first photo too!
    i have already read this rumor before the out-a-touch story http://www.futurecelebritygossip.com/2010/12/george-clooney-going-to-be-daddy.html got to have some legs i say. she just so wants to be the next brangelina imho. she must be doing some italian-job under the covers to keep goerge so long?

  48. Whatever says:

    He’s a little old to be starting a family, no? Sounds like BS.

  49. crtb says:

    He will marry her. He’s nearing an age 50 where you really start to reflect on your life. He’s accomplised it all careerwise. Family will be next.

    As much as I don’t like her, I have to agree. He’s slowing down and ready to settle down. It has nothing to do with her. She just happen to be at the right place at the right time when he was ready.

  50. Lise says:

    Im Italian, and I’ve seen that face for a long, long long (sigh) time now.
    She became famous as a dancer in a tv show long time ago and since then she always appeared on the telly as hostess.
    In Italy we never really cared much about her.
    She always been just “another face”, not important at all and definitely not an actress. She’s pretty famous tho, just because she started to be on tv a long time ago, and mostly because of her long relationship with an Italian football player (Vieri).
    Thats it. She’s a smart girl tho. Perhaps she doesn’t speak English very well, I understand why she looks stupid to you, but she’s not, really…. (Ok, not that much.)
    And definitely not a man! that made me laugh so much 🙂

  51. Lise says:

    oh i forgot, thats her when she started on the italian tv show as a dancer. she was much prettier then!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB-_hSmne98&feature=related

  52. gg says:

    Girlfriend has a baby gonna crack them tiny hips wide open.
    lol

  53. the original bellaluna says:

    He’s said (more than once) that he will not marry again.

    What she did to Leverage’s last season is unforgivable; unless that’s a reflection of Italian TV, I’m calling bullsh!t on her “status.” (Unless we’re talking paid escort, that’s another story.)

  54. DD says:

    Most of the pictures posted here are very flattering for her. I didn’t think she was that good looking before.
    George is probably realizing his attractiveness is going down south now that he’s in his 50s.

  55. Solveig says:

    Again with this lame accusation of her being a hooker?, it’s quite boring, eh.
    She IS a tv star in Italy, and she was a tv star in Italy for the last 11 years.
    She’s NOT a hooker, she’s never being prosecuted in that investigation: a hooker that was in the same club Canalis used to go said that she snorted coke with Elisabetta (and tell me who doesn’t snort coke in showbiz…).
    And that body, my god! Disgusting! That face! Jeeesus! Disturbing!
    I get you don’t like her, but at least you should have the decency to get the fact straight, because who knows the truth (or at least what reliable magazines say) and persists saying bullshit sounds stupid and quite pathetic, no offence, eh.

    Damn, I don’t even like her and I am here defending her. See what badmouthing does to people with common sense?

  56. observer says:

    Some of you need to chill out. Kaiser said she, personally, THINKS Canalis is a clever hooker. Lots of people think Canalis is a hooker. Americans are as entitled to have opinions as anyone else. I happen to think she is a hooker of the escort variety and is not clever but has the backing of some powerful, sleazy elements in Italy as well as a nasty publicity team. Her last boyfriend was a drug dealer. She played a stripping nun in a soft porn movie, and some people swear they’ve seen her in hard porn. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s a duck.

  57. Solveig says:

    Listen, observer, if there’s a person who needs to chill out is you, who actually posted like 5 or 6 comments here in this thread.
    People are entitled to their opinions, but opinions need facts to be believable. Otherwise they (the opinions) are just words that make people sound stupid.
    And again, she has never made porn movies.
    I know some of you love to believe the nasties things of people you dislike, but please, stop the bs.
    As for Kaiser, I actually think that she’s is entitled to her opinion, of course, but I also believe that she calls Elisabetta names because she knows that CB’s readers love it.

  58. spotchecker says:

    @ # 45,57 observer

    i’ve never posted that i believed this was anything other than a “contract”. i just think she should be given her proper due as an actual FameWhore – someone who is famous for nothing other than being famous in all of their incompetant glory. [i should probably leave my references to ‘the singularity’ to other sites i check out. i was just playing around here.]
    i do agree w/ you and the [#54]original bella luna re: leverage and her access to ‘the casting couch’ via political more than actual relationship means. i would not place her in the “unforgivable” category solely, however, as she did have help, and if she’s desperate enough to take advantage of that w/o doing her homework, well, that’s just embarrassing, really. [“unprofessional” wasn’t really a consideration by here, i’m guessing. i don’t understand the meanness of some of her peeps on the italian sites such some posts on levipere.com, however. that was totally unnecessary, and doesn’t exactly buy ‘good will’ for her in this country at least.]

    re: the contract being over in another 6 months or so [#28 poppy], however, this chick is pure comedy gold, and i’ve had a really good time. she is the gift that keeps on giving, really. and i don’t even know who to thank for this, but thanks!! good times.

    [2 more years!
    2 more years!
    …. ]

  59. well well says:

    I see some of you know already. Canalis was doing Berlusconi, if not still (amongst many others).
    Why would George Clooney need a contract player? Fill in the blanks and get your heads out of your arses.
    And I mean that in a nice way! 🙂

  60. poppy says:

    @well well

    George needs a contract player for the same reason dozens of other Hollywood types have contract players its much more common than you think.

    One.
    He is too selfish to put time into a real emotional relationship with a woman, when it comes to relationships he is emotionally immature and because he is scared of really committing or losing control he uses money and a contract to keep the upper hand .

    Two.
    He is also bisexual and likes it that way. She is a front and distraction for the world media, to make him still look like the sexiest man of the year/ hot bachelor, in his own mind at least, he is so wrapped up in the image he has created for the public he hasn’t noticed that the fans aren’t buying it anymore. He still believes he can charm/con the fans/fools.

    Three.
    There is nothing like a romance/sex to keep a movie stars name and picture in front of the public on a daily basis, the public have short memories and insatiable appetites for new information on their favourite stars , they need to be fed regularly to keep them happy, ergo the sexy Italian arm candy.

    George is not looking that hot now and lately his motor bike pictures make him look more like a grandpa than a cool Steve McQueen type. He needs something interesting for the fans to look at, discuss and snipe at, it takes the heat off his own ageing looks.

    Four.
    He has been openly called gay in the press over the past 2yrs, especially in Europe, something that had not happened before, his revolving girlfriend door with the 1year sign was and is still being ridiculed in the press, he figured he needed something to last a bit longer this time to make him look less shallow in the romance department. His roles have changed recently to reflect a less flippant image and so has the public-private life. Unfortunately he seems to like the trashy types and there is the advantage of him feeling no guilt when he dumps them because they know the score.

    Five.
    Finally and most importantly, the contract also spells out in a legal agreement that she has to keep her mouth shut about their relationship so he is completely protected from any scandalous revelations that my impact on his career or public image.

    These people are in show biz and it’s a standard show biz contract, just like her signing a movie contract, she is playing a part. Odd that she is so awful on screen but is really much better at the off screen role than he is.

    There is certainly sex involved here, but the just for fun kind no strings attached and they both know it. She is right into his particular quirks so it suits them both fine. Look at it as an on the set movie romance, it’s just that this movie is filming for 2 plus years.

    Someone asked if there was an ‘out clause’ in the contract, Yes at anytime either may end the contract. If Eli ends it she walks away with what she has, if George ends he will pay out the remainder of the contract. I expect it will last a bit longer than 2years, George has The Descendents and the new Ides Of March movie to be released in 2011, both are likely to generate Oscar buzz, if the nominations roll in Eli will be there for the awards season in early 2012, its too late in the game to break in a new woman, an official engagement would add some extra PR but no marriage, George will never marry again he is smart enough to know one divorce is enough.

  61. observer says:

    LOL. Some peeps have their knickers in knots over those of us who refuse to spout the PR party line.

    Canalis is a glorified escort. Clooney stupidly signed a publicity contract with her because he had a bunch of movies come out last year, and he thought a PR girlfriend might help him sell tickets and win awards. Canalis has a trashy publicity team, which cut a deal with at least one blog to provide said blog with scoops in exchange for said blog discouraging and/or deleting any negative comments about Canalis. The trashy publicity team also set out on a campaign of insulting Clooney on various blogs, variously implying or stating that he is into kinky sex, is bisexual, is gay, doesn’t like women, etc. The reason Canalis’s publicity team did this was in the hopes that Clooney would be scared enough to extend Canalis’s contract, thinking it would somehow put the ugly rumors to rest when in fact it has only fueled those rumors. Also, Canalis is far worse than a hooker, and she and her associates have done some really awful things which have yet to be revealed.

    Clooney does not have sex with this particular escort because that would complicate their business agreement. Clooney is a very smart man. This isn’t the first time he’s done one of these contracts. I know Canalis is desperate to make people think Clooney is into her, but it’s just not true. She’s nothing more important than a maid or chauffeur where Clooney is concerned.

  62. crtb says:

    oh i forgot, thats her when she started on the italian tv show as a dancer. she was much prettier then!

    I agree – She was very pretty when she was younger now shw has a sharp edge to her. She should have never tattooed her body. The woman in the video with her is really ugly!

  63. MrsOdie2 says:

    Who DOESN’T want to have George Clooney’s baby? Am I right, ladies?

  64. Sandy says:

    Looks to me like she’s planning on getting a boob job in that first picture. Good luck with that.

  65. well well says:

    @ poppy
    Well done!

    @ observer
    You’ve almost got it, but she is into the kink as well. Why not indulge along the way? George is bi-sexual, like it or not.

  66. Reality says:

    @observer, here’s my problem with your particular conspiracy theory. GC did little or no press for any of his movies last year, so how was he using this ‘fake romance’ to sell tickets? They hardly walked any redcarpets together, to the point that people questioned why he was denying her the publicity she seemed to want, yet this was his master plan? It makes no sense having a paid escort who doesn’t escort you anywhere.

    Rumous about GC liking the kink and dudes on the down low have been around for years before Elisabetta came around, so this ‘campaign of insulting Clooney’ doesn’t hold water either.

    Sounds to me like you straight up hate her, and have made up a bunch of deranged theories based on nothing but your vivid imagination (and love of GC?). You sound way too invested/bitter, so I’ll just assume it’s personal, and I can’t help but notice that you’ve said nothing negative about GC.

    Of course when the “really awful things which have yet to be revealed” (dun dun DUN) come out, I’ll happily eat my words.

  67. observer says:

    @Reality, you are not telling the truth. They walked every premiere and awards red carpet last year, with the single exception being the Emmys which was well after awards season. Clooney did every single press conference for his movies as well as stopping to do press interviews on red carpets. Red carpet appearances they did together include Venice, London, Rome, L.A., Golden Globes, Oscars, as well as some other smaller events. Clooney and Canalis did literally dozens of photo ops which were obviously staged, with a pap even being invited to places normally closed to them such as movie sets and a private wedding party.

    Gee, I wonder why you would be posting lies. The obvious conclusion is that you are one of her pathetic publicity team here to spin your lies yet again.

  68. Reality says:

    Haha, of course I’m getting paid to point out your insanity! I’ve been posting on this site for ages, just waiting for the day a story about Elisabetta would be posted so that I could finally earn my cheque. Busted!

    Or you’re just a jealous lunatic with far too much time on her hands who’s clearly gone off her meds.

    One or the other I guess…

  69. she's gross says:

    you both sound nutso to me…who cares she’s really ugly (check out the daily mail pics posted today) no amount of pr lies will ever convince me otherwise.

  70. observer says:

    @Reality, what you are posting is defamatory. If you disagree with my or anyone else’s statements, address the statements rather than engaging in personal attacks. Of course what you’re doing is typical of what Canalis’s team has done over the last few months, which is to post personal attacks and defamatory comments about anyone who criticizes Canalis, but I’m sure that’s just coincidence.

  71. tuscan sun says:

    @ Reality

    I agree with you. These conspiracy theories are getting really old and … well … embarrassing.

    Canalis is some of the worst publicity George has ever had. The notion that he’s keeping her around for the “benefits” of PR is ridicluous. There are no PR benefits to a woman few people like.

    George is dating Elisabetta because she’s the type of woman he likes — skanky, stupid, a little unstable. He loves women like this and he has for a long time. It’s what gets him off. Just because I don’t like her, doesn’t mean George doesn’t like her just fine.

  72. observer says:

    @”tuscan sun,” you agree with someone who posts things that are factually incorrect? Could you please tell me in what universe did the PR couple not walk every single premiere and awards red carpet last year, because I’d like to buy a ticket there.

  73. tuscan sun says:

    @ observer

    Elisabetta walked every red carpet with Clooney because she’s his girlfriend. It’s customary to bring wives and girlfriends with you on the red carpet. It is not a position reserved solely for PR escorts.

    Canalis is lousy PR for George. Your PR escort theory fails right there. But if she’s his girlfriend, it makes perfect sense he would bring her. Under those circumstances the “PR” is irrelevant. She’s there because she’s his girlfriend so of course he wants her there. Just like anyone else who brings their significant other.

    Clooney has enough clout and influence in this industry now that he doesn’t have to worry if the public likes his girlfriend or not. Nor should he. If he likes her, he has every right to bring her. Clooney is established enough in his career at this point that the public will see his films whether or not they think his girlfriend is up to snuff.

    Clooney kept Krista Allen off the red carpet because he feared it would affect his career. He wasn’t established enough yet. Canalis is, in many ways, an Italian Krista Allen. The women are very similar. But he’s able to be more open about his relationship with Canalis because his career is so much more solid now. He doesn’t have to worry about whether we like his g/f’s anymore.

  74. observer says:

    @Tuscan Sun, most of the American press did not cover the truth about Canalis until after awards season was over. They still don’t cover much of it and mostly just print lightly edited versions of her publicist’s press releases. While Canalis had a bad reputation in Italy, the news of her cocaine scandal did not break until last summer. And the contract was already signed before any of this happened. Canalis is bad PR, but obviously Clooney did not foresee that going in or he would never have signed the contract. Once he signed the contract, he felt it had to wait it out. If he “broke up” with her at the one year mark, people would say it was a one year contract or that he wasn’t sticking by his “girlfriend” after her cocaine scandal. It’s easy to be an armchair coach in the fourth quarter. The fact is that this was all for PR, and the negative information did not start to leak out until after the ink had dried on the contract.

  75. spotchecker says:

    @ #72 tuscan sun

    “..skanky, stupid, a little unstable..”

    sounds like the title of a country song. good job, tuscan sun!

    #74
    and btw, krista allen has become a legitimate actress. she also did some work w/ him and soderbergh on ‘unscripted’ and got good reviews there.

  76. Sambina says:

    Could you imagine if they had a kid. how big its head and jaw would be? LOL It would probably be worse than Rumor Willis.

  77. dahlia47 says:

    I don’t think this relationship is gonna go anywhere. He’ll get tired of her then replace her.

  78. alexandra says:

    It is odd that a man 50yrs old has not married, nor has had a long term relationship. For some reason Richard Chamberlain comes to mind…

  79. Anonymous says:

    He was married. He was married to Talia Balsam. They divorced.

  80. Cloonist says:

    @ observer. They bay people into such contracts, because it is profitable for someone; build a line of information and the person makes a decision that’s been imposed. Ahead of the contract this trash team themselves spread and still does these kinky rumors, their thought line is very clear by now. And today it is only the next step. As soon as George agrees to the fact that Canalis is his girlfriend he will automatically falls to her level, and consequently he is bisexual, gay and drug user, defamatory is over. No one ever believes that George fell in love with skunk, unless he’s gone completely mad. And in case if he did no one will be watching his movies. So anyway. It makes no sense to argue whether these relationships real or contract, it must immediately be finished otherwise the result will be frightening, it’s regressing reality. Besides if this is a contract would be logical to assume that George has a real girlfriend, so he does not need to build new relationships, he only had to return to his real life and his audience will understand and forgive him this public stunt because he used to make such escorts contracts with the exception that in this case he haven’t knew good with whom he is making it. If this company promotes Elisabetta as well as finances some George’s movie, on his place I would decline from this movie. Distorted way of The American has already shown it. Otherwise George will be losing and losing, losing…

  81. Valentina says:

    Interesting bullshit from US…
    Elisabetta DOES NOT HAVE ANY BAD REPUTATION HERE IN ITALY!!!
    Sorry for you girls, but this is the truth…

  82. elea parmenide says:

    Americani? Andate a farvi fottere. La Canalis è una ragazza della buona borghesia italiana Ha fatto studi classici e non ha bisogno di Clooney.