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		<title>By: mandy ritchie</title>
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		<dc:creator>mandy ritchie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:07:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think your so funny and very good looking i think you should stay on the american idol your the best on the show one thing i think clay akin should win the american idol he is so damp cute and very funny &amp; wonderful i have nothing against ruban i like clay better</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think your so funny and very good looking i think you should stay on the american idol your the best on the show one thing i think clay akin should win the american idol he is so damp cute and very funny &amp; wonderful i have nothing against ruban i like clay better
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		<title>By: CNH</title>
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		<dc:creator>CNH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks Jen and Zoe! I love Gordon too. Probably because he can cook and his is better looking than Seacrest. Food and looks. My ideal man. LOL!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks Jen and Zoe! I love Gordon too. Probably because he can cook and his is better looking than Seacrest. Food and looks. My ideal man. LOL!
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		<title>By: piedlourde</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 13:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, Gordon... Yummers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, Gordon&#8230; Yummers.
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		<title>By: YRG</title>
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		<dc:creator>YRG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:55:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good thing he didn&#039;t die. I hope he rots in &quot;where are they now&quot; obscurity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good thing he didn&#8217;t die. I hope he rots in &#8220;where are they now&#8221; obscurity.
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		<title>By: RAN</title>
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		<dc:creator>RAN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:37:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love him - Glad he&#039;s ok!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love him &#8211; Glad he&#8217;s ok!
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		<title>By: xiaoecho</title>
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		<dc:creator>xiaoecho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 23:15:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You might have dodged it this time Gordon but it&#039;ll get you in the end

p.s.If you think you&#039;ve got a potty mouth, wait till you get to hell!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You might have dodged it this time Gordon but it&#8217;ll get you in the end</p>
<p>p.s.If you think you&#8217;ve got a potty mouth, wait till you get to hell!
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		<title>By: Bella</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bella</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JM. thanks for the tip. i just watched the finale on hulu.com.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JM. thanks for the tip. i just watched the finale on hulu.com.
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		<title>By: Jaundice Machine</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jaundice Machine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I fucking love this bitch!

I can understand being reluctant to tell the wife what really happened.  My boyfriend is a rock/ice climber, all-around-daredevil type guy, and I cringe hearing him recount &quot;life and death&quot; scenarios - even if they happened well before we met.  Every time he leaves to climb a big alpine wall, I hand him his sack lunch and gently remind him, &quot;If you die, I will kill you&quot; before smacking his ass and sending him on his way.

Bella - I believe they have the entire third season on hulu.com </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I fucking love this bitch!</p>
<p>I can understand being reluctant to tell the wife what really happened.  My boyfriend is a rock/ice climber, all-around-daredevil type guy, and I cringe hearing him recount &#8220;life and death&#8221; scenarios &#8211; even if they happened well before we met.  Every time he leaves to climb a big alpine wall, I hand him his sack lunch and gently remind him, &#8220;If you die, I will kill you&#8221; before smacking his ass and sending him on his way.</p>
<p>Bella &#8211; I believe they have the entire third season on hulu.com
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		<title>By: MissMara</title>
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		<dc:creator>MissMara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:23:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So glad he survived! Like him a lot!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So glad he survived! Like him a lot!
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		<title>By: Nan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, that does it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, that does it!
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