Poor Jessica Simpson! Poor, poor thing. She announces her engagement, simply hoping to steal Nick Lachey’s thunder, only to get her thunder stolen by Kate Middleton. And then Tony Romo! SOB. And now she even has to compete with Hugh Hefner and Natalie Portman and LeAnn Rimes? QUADRUPLE SOB. No one is ever going to pay attention to Jessica ever again! So Jessica took to Twitter to give thanks and well wishes to the “3 new studs in the fam” – Pete Wentz, Bronx and Eric Johnson. Sigh… sure. Whatever.
Jessica Simpson spent Christmas with her family, including her groom-to-be Eric Johnson, and the singer-turned-designer wants everyone to know about it. “Eric is the perfect addition to our family!” she Tweeted.
RadarOnline.com has learned the family all gathered at Simpson’s parents’ Encino, CA home on Christmas Eve.
It was Johnson’s first Christmas with Simpson and her clan, and she tweeted that many more are ahead. “I’m so grateful this holiday season!!! I hope everyone had a magical Christmas! Love you X.”
She and Johnson became engaged in November, in the same week her ex-husband Nick Lachey announced his engagement.
Simpson even spread the love around, acknowledging other family members. “We are lucky to have 3 new studs in the fam: Pete, BX, and EJ!” she tweeted, in reference to her sister Ashlee’s husband, her nephew Bronx, 2, and her fiance.
“Oh and I can’t forget Bentley!!!” she said, referring to her dog.
[From Radar]
You know how I totally called the time frame for Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes announcing their engagement? Well, I’ve been wondering and theorizing that Jessica and Eric would marry on New Year’s Eve or New Year’s Day. I’m not feeling as “this is definitely going to happen” as I was with LeAnn’s engagement, but I’m giving this a “very solid possibility” as far as gossip goes. After all, Jessica and Eric officially got engaged on 11/11 – why not marry on 1/1/11? It could totally be on. We’ll see.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
The spitefulness against Jessica here is becoming beyond bizarre. Wish her well and move on. Seriously.
*sips some vodka* love is a wonderful thing *have another sips of vodka* all the best to the wonderful couple
You know, maybe they have a “special connection” not to the number eleven, but to the number one. It’s as high as Jessica can count.
I hope this works out for her. She is harmless. (I think)
She looks good in black. Forget the other outfits.
God please just let this girl be happy so we can stop talking about her. I’m sure it is no fun being painted as a dumb lovelorn puppycat.
Yeah, I almost feel bad for her. She’s not evil, just a bit goofy. Good luck, Jess, when/if ever you tie the knot.
Ummm…Pete and Bronx are not “new studs in the fam”. How long has Ash been married? And Bronx followed a few short months after. Jess needs to lay off the egg nog.
I agree. Harmless, clueless, and probably very sweet. I think the timing of the engagement was a bit of a ‘mean girl’ thing to do. But jealousy can make one do some crazy things. Sadly the actions usually backfire and make you look ridiculous, just as this did to Jess. I do wish them well, tho I hope they delay the marriage as I think it was a little quick for them to be engaged.
You just know that Eddie Cibrian is kicking himself for not having known that Jessica was such a successful business woman.
I’m just glad she’s been convinced to sign a pre-nup. She’s such a lovable little mess that I can’t wish heartbreak on her.
She looks great in the black outfit with the black fur. Best wishes, maybe their timing for everything is just really bad.
hopefully they will be first down the aisle out of all the couples mentioned so we don’t have to hear about ALL THE DEETS for an extended period of time.
She seems like the annoying co-dependent, I just want to be loved, no matter how fat I get kinda girl. Toni Romo saw this and ran as fast as he could. We shall see what happens
Why not 11/11/11? if they want to be that cheesey??? And…. I’ll drink to that!
God, I hope she’s burned that hideous cape. She looks like a Fifth Avenue matron in it. I agree with your prediction Kaiser, and I’ll raise you one: Someday there will be a Lifetime movie based on this marriage…because I think boyfriend looks like the type who’s not going to want to share Jess’s money with her for very long…
In that last pic, he’s looking at her like “Girl, get your roots done!”
I still wish Jess and Nick worked it out. Like Lucy and Desi back when they were in “I Love Lucy”—there’s just something so appealing (to me, anyway)about Jessica and Nick together.
Apart, they’re just marginal at best.
I don’t know if I believe Jessica is all harmless/sweet. I’ve heard credible reports out of Nashville that she acted very entitled and expected to be treated as a superstar during her failed attempt to become a country singer. Her father encouraged this mentality and did not help her case. An example is there was a story written by a CMT columnist about Jessica’s entourage laying claim on someone else’s reserved parking spot somewhere on Music Row.
If not 1/1/11 how about 1/11/11 for a wedding date? I remember reading that they wouldn’t wait until November 2011 so I’d guess that rules out 11/11/11.
The whole buzz about Jessica’s engagement probably hasn’t gone the way she wanted, seeing as people were rolling their eyes at her trying to upstage Nick/Vanessa and now people have more or less forgotten about the whole thing. Will she try to get back into the headlines through the “race to the altar” stories? Us Weekly had a 3 way race to the altar quote as part of the Tony Romo/Candice Crawford engagement story but I feel like people are more interested in the Jessica/Nick dynamic than in making it a 3 way race.
I’m not going to lie though. I’m hoping for a full on media battle for attention between Leann Rimes and Jessica Simpson. That would be entertaining as all get out and that would surely get everybody on Jessica’s side.
That Louis Vuitton bag Jessica is toting around reminds me of something my grandmother always said:
“The only monogram one should ever wear is one’s own initials.”
She felt that these “designer” purses with the boastful patterns were the height of tackyness.
Then again, if my grandmother were alive today I think she would faint at the sight of Jessica Simpson’s tackyness. Can you believe people buy this woman’s clothing line? Can you believe people aspire to look like that? Yikes.
I am the only person that thinks Jess looked better thinner. For most women that isn’t true. In Jess’ case well…being bigger makes her look farty and bloated. Ala Vince Vauhgn.
I have no idea why I feel so protective of Jessica, but I do. I do not get a good vibe from this guy. I agree with Wendy. I hope she has a rock solid pre-nup, and somebody to comfort her when this guy cheats.
Who cares? Not much talent and very mean spirited to try to upstage her ex …
lmfao, I laughed so hard at “farty and bloaty”.
sausage and cheez
They could be married or get married & no one have any idea until they want it public.
I think Lachey & ROMO are players & good luck with that to the new fiances. Of course Jessica is the one thats gets trashed as always. Who ever put ROMO & Lachey on the map as being great catches & there treatment of women is disgusting then they have issues.. If your honest Lachey nor Romo were well known till Jessica. They have & do still gain a lot of celebrity from being attached to Jessica’s name.
Wish nothing but the best for Jessica.
she is wondering “Why didn’t Tony pick me?”
at least he has a job and I could have yodeled at a game or two..
she nds to NOT want the spotlight and just go somewhere w/her paid for fiancee and rake in her money quietly.
no one cares, smdh
There is something very off about her face lately, not sure what it is, and She is about to make the 2nd biggest mistake of her life..
@ Moreaces … it’s called weight gain lol. i was thinking the same thing myself and that’s all i could come up with! =)
This chick is such a media-whore…I”m surprised she didn’t get married on Christmas.
Reeks of desperation. ‘Look at MEEEE!!!’
This person….Jessica Simpson….strikes me as a woman who would do well if she forced herself to remain celebate for a year or so…..and….took the time that would be spent obsessing about a man….and spend it obsessing about her career. This won’t happen. She will repeat this her entire life. But at least I tried to tell her…..LOL
I’m puzzled about the reference to the “three new studs” as well. What the hell? I think she’s gone over the edge.
Kaiser has her crystal ball out again!
Let’s see if you are right with another marital prediction.
She’s starting to look like Joe in a wig to me.
@lol, I always get a kick out of people who say things like Romo was not popular before Jessica. I beg to differ, he was, and very much so. He took a huge credibility hit in dating her, particularly when she tried to get him to comply with a Barbie and Ken themed b-day party.
Romo may have escaped the gossip pages prior to JS, but he was in the sports pages for sure.
Dating Hollywood-ish pretty girls has become de rigeur for these sporty dudes, Tom Brady and Giselle, Reggie Bush and Kim K, I am sure there are more, oh-the toothy blonde and the hockey player…
don’t ya’ll think she would just be PERFECT as Sooki Stackhouse on TrueBlood? Anna sucks and she is ugly..she’s not even a real southerner.
I hope she’ll be happy and quietly fade away, out of our consciousness. I’ve had enough of her announcements.
ITA with guiltypleasures, Romo was definitely known before Jessica. He was football’s media-friendly ingenue and the bandwagon was filling up like it always does when you get someone new on the scene and he shows some initial promise. Romo took full advantage with some serial celebrity dating and I fully believed he used Jessica to get over his celebrity quarterback phase before deciding to settle down with a local girl.
Nick Lachey was more successful than Jessica Simpson up until they got married too as a member of 98 Degrees.
I don’t really see anybody here saying Romo or Lachey are on the map as great catches. But Jessica made it QUITE clear that she thought Romo was a great catch and marriage material.
Those last two pics… oof. But I think she’s sweet and harmless. I hope this guy doesn’t railroad her.
Dunno…I’m getting a pure shady vibe from this guy.
I have to agree with flutters. Jessica has never struck me as harmless or sweet. She seems to me to be more a vindictive narcissistic media hound.
The one who is really in danger of being railroaded is the vegan who has been hired by the Simpsons to pose as the boyfriend.
He needs to get his money upfront as Joe and Jessica have been sued multiple times in the past for failing to live up to their end of business deals.
And look what they did to the ex husband–tried to cheat him out of what was legally his while smearing his name with fabricated abuse stories.
Jessica and her family are creepy–not sweet.
She looks really pretty in that 4th picture down where her hair is being blown back.
She refers to her new man as a “stud” and she is farty and bloaty because she is PREGGERS. Mark my words.
UGH! Jessica Simpson is SO 2003. NOBODY cares about her or who she’s marrying this time.
Her Christmas album sold less than 11,000 copies the first week it was released.
This and her failed “Price of Beauty” show which also failed in ratings should tell her and Papa Pimp that Nobody cares about her anymore.
I’m sick of her going on magazine covers telling everyone how much “In Love” she is.
I’d much rather see Leann Rimes or Paris Hilton on a cover of a magazine then this Whore.
and No, she is not this sweet, innocent person she wants people to believe she is. I’ve heard quite the opposite.
Well so much for the tabloid reports and their so-called sources. There was no wedding on Christmas or New Years!
DON’T BUY WHAT THE TABLOID HATERS ARE TRYING TO SELL YOU PEOPLE!