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		<title>By: fesy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 14:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dont u think that it is time that u spread ur porn movie into africa for more fans an support,im ready to be a porn star,contact me on my emaill and i will give u the links in africa together we can do something</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dont u think that it is time that u spread ur porn movie into africa for more fans an support,im ready to be a porn star,contact me on my emaill and i will give u the links in africa together we can do something
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Auditioning to a porn director, irregardless of the films content, usually involves giving head to the director. 

She got the role! Thats all I gotta say!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Auditioning to a porn director, irregardless of the films content, usually involves giving head to the director. </p>
<p>She got the role! Thats all I gotta say!
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		<title>By: Just Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i dont see what the big deal is?? so the guy use to be a porn director it&#039;s not like he was trying to get her in a porno so who the hell cares?

and she definatly doesnt look 14, but in my opinion she&#039;s a very pretty young girl, wonder what she&#039;ll look like when she&#039;s the age she looks now?? sad!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i dont see what the big deal is?? so the guy use to be a porn director it&#8217;s not like he was trying to get her in a porno so who the hell cares?</p>
<p>and she definatly doesnt look 14, but in my opinion she&#8217;s a very pretty young girl, wonder what she&#8217;ll look like when she&#8217;s the age she looks now?? sad!
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		<title>By: SixxKitty</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 03:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lol ri23
well said!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lol ri23<br />
well said!
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		<title>By: mollination</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 20:24:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe that Dina didn&#039;t really know, but that&#039;s not a saving grace by any means! That just goes to show how uninvolved and irresponsible she is.

Secondly, I believe people wanted Ali&#039;s autograph. Some people are just as pathetic as the reality stars they idolize. It just feeds into the idea that these people really are &quot;powerful&quot;, &quot;famous&quot;, or deserving of such attention.

Lastly, I think Ali is a beautiful girl. Unfortunately, we haven&#039;t been able to see her face since she was 12 or so. If she did a nice clean makeup routine, took off the long french nails, and toned down the outfits, she would probably get more roles... 

She can&#039;t fit into any niche when she is a 14-year-old who wants to look like a 19-year-old. She doesn&#039;t look 14, so she can&#039;t get disney roles ala&#039; Hannah Montana, but there&#039;s no way in hell 19-year-olds would buy/believe/like her as a high-schooler either. Be what you are Ali!! It will work for you! You&#039;ll be older before you know it... don&#039;t try and force it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe that Dina didn&#8217;t really know, but that&#8217;s not a saving grace by any means! That just goes to show how uninvolved and irresponsible she is.</p>
<p>Secondly, I believe people wanted Ali&#8217;s autograph. Some people are just as pathetic as the reality stars they idolize. It just feeds into the idea that these people really are &#8220;powerful&#8221;, &#8220;famous&#8221;, or deserving of such attention.</p>
<p>Lastly, I think Ali is a beautiful girl. Unfortunately, we haven&#8217;t been able to see her face since she was 12 or so. If she did a nice clean makeup routine, took off the long french nails, and toned down the outfits, she would probably get more roles&#8230; </p>
<p>She can&#8217;t fit into any niche when she is a 14-year-old who wants to look like a 19-year-old. She doesn&#8217;t look 14, so she can&#8217;t get disney roles ala&#8217; Hannah Montana, but there&#8217;s no way in hell 19-year-olds would buy/believe/like her as a high-schooler either. Be what you are Ali!! It will work for you! You&#8217;ll be older before you know it&#8230; don&#8217;t try and force it.
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		<title>By: The Old KC</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Doesn&#039;t Dina Lohan know how to use Google?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Doesn&#8217;t Dina Lohan know how to use Google?
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:05:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dina lohan didn&#039;t know he was a porn director? ri-i-i-ght......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dina lohan didn&#8217;t know he was a porn director? ri-i-i-ght&#8230;&#8230;
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		<title>By: Frenchie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 16:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To Dina : stop improvising being your kid&#039;s agent/manager. Although you didn&#039;t knew who he is, you should at least have checked on that guy BEFORE the audition !!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To Dina : stop improvising being your kid&#8217;s agent/manager. Although you didn&#8217;t knew who he is, you should at least have checked on that guy BEFORE the audition !!
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Who the hell would want her autograph?</description>
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		<title>By: xiaoecho</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>from those photo&#039;s, if you didn&#039;t know, you&#039;d never guess she was Lindsays sister. she looks nothing like her</description>
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