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Katie Price upset by Cartier polo match snub



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Written by JayBird

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34 Responses to “Katie Price upset by Cartier polo match snub”

  1. Perhaps they didn’t want some drunken chav who sticks her celly up her cooter for a photo op, to be plastered everywhere in print and online. Or perhaps it was her drunken behavior when she was pregnant with her monster child, who you know has a million alcohol related birth defects… pick one, because they’re are million reasons why she’d be back at around 100k on a guest list.

    The decline of the British Empire right up there folks.

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  2. I’m sure there must have been people equally lacking in class at the event…perhaps just not as public about it.

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  3. Beautifully Human
    Beautifully Human:

    So Dita Von Teese (or whatever her name is) was invited? She’s a D-list stripper….so whats the difference between her and Katie? Hhmmmm whatever.

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  4. Beautifully Human
    Beautifully Human:

    Jinx WTF is wrong with you? That kid did nothing wrong,it’s not his fault. He’s not a monster, he’s a disabled child. Youre the fucking monster, asshole.

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  5. Umm. Dita Von Teese is a stripper. You can replace the pole with a martini glass, but they all wear pasties and get their money for showing their breasts.

    This is awful because she obviously loves horses. Isn’t that why you’d go to a polo match? I mean the other obvious reason is to check out Prince Harry, but I don’t know if he was there, so it had to be horses.

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  6. So do Charles and Camilla the tampon talkers rate as the kind of people they want there? Girl’s got a point.
    But I’ve love to hear more overseas lowdown from Jinx…

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  7. Stupid tart. Too much spray tan.

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  8. jinx: monster child? that was very harsh…

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  9. Persistent Cat
    Persistent Cat:

    You can’t seriously feel sorry for her. Think about what she wore to her book launch. She’s so many kinds of tacky. And in her argument, she referenced two fictional movies to try to back up her point. WTF was that?

    Dita may be a stripper as well but at least she looks human.

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  10. er, Katie poppet, Eliza Doolittle and Pretty Woman weren’t real people, they were just made up.

    You’re a smart girl - smart enough to know that it takes real artistic talent to break through the class ceiling in Britain - knocking out cheap moneymaking ideas won’t cut it

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  11. Dita Von Teese is sort of like Gypsy Lee Rose, methinks. Gypsy Lee Rose was invited pretty much everyone and was very A-list, I believe?

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  12. What exactly is a glamour model?

    Is it just a regular fashion model with a fancier name or something?

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  13. @Christina X — A “glamour model” is a topless chick who appears in British tabloids. They aren’t real models and usually aren’t very pretty, just surgically enhanced and wearing more makeup than a drag queen.

    Also, someone made an excellent point about Dita being there. True, she looks classy in her daytime attire, but Gypsy Rose Lee she ain’t. She’s a full on skank, stripper and occasional porn star with a great stylist.

    Like JayBird, I hate agreeing with Jordan, but she has a great point. She has the money to pay for a table and loves polo, so why not let her attend? If Prince Charles is off hiring Dita to strip at his son’s b-day party, why is Jordan given the heave-ho?

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  14. I like how she has the sob story about the ‘ugliest, hairiest’ horse.

    Also, there’s something very strange about Katie. She’s pretty but at the same time, she’s not. I think she has gorgeous cerulean eyes, but that’s it.

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  15. Dee- I’m guessing that’s her attempt to sound deep.

    Amy- Ugh. You know, I’m not a prude or anything, but I think it’s bullshit how these women get paid to take their clothes off.

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  16. ‘pregnant with her monster child’ ….way harsh, jinx.

    Yeah, I’m sure their pissy little party would have been ruined by the presence of someone genuinely interested in polo. City boy cokeheads, the really dodgy (aka criminal) end of Eurotrash and women who’ve made a career out of f*king rich men for a living make up the bulk of the attendes, just for anyone thinking it’s still a classy gig. At least Katie’s not pretending to be something she’s not.

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  17. “at least Katie’s not pretending to be something she’s not”

    Let’s recap: Boobs. Face. Spray tan. “Writing” career. What, precisely, DO we see of the real Katie? What’s left that hasn’t been teased and tweezed and inflated and engineered and orchestrated and maneuvered? How much of the real Katie remains behind that plastic facade, anyway?

    Having seen how Miss “Glamour Model” rigs up for important events such as book signings, it’s possible they were were afraid she’d dress similarly for the polo match, and turn up looking like a cross between Barbarella and Swan Lake.

    As for comparing Dita’s appearance … judging by all accounts, she was invited BY ACCIDENT: the royal twit(s) not precisely knowing what she does for a living, and merely assuming she was a “dancer.”

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  18. Whoa there. She’s talked publicly, in way too much detail, about every single surgical procedure she’s ever had. Pretence would be her saying this is how she looks naturally….plastic and chavvy she may be but at least she earns her own money, unlike the Windsors who live off public taxes and most of them have never done a hard day’s work in their entire privileged lives.

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  19. Dita Von Teese is exceptional. She knows how to dress herself and really always looks pretty classy. A stripper she may be, but she saves the “look” for work, not for strolling around town on a daily basis. Plus, she’s a beautiful woman anyhow.

    Katie, not so much.

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  20. Agree completely on Dita. But Katie Price, chavvy and cheap as she is, has a genuine interest in horseriding and polo and has attended and taken part in other horse & polo related events in the past where - HOLD THE FRONT PAGE - she dressed appropriately.

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  21. there’s a big difference between her and Dita. Dita isn’t embarrasing… katie is… one is classy and the other poses on her knees (for some odd reason) to show off her product. Im not sure if i agree with Cartier or not but i see why they wouldn’t want her around… Dita’s someone you might want to see wearing Cartier

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  22. Geez! It’s not the only polo event in the world. Get over it Katie, there are horses in most countries.

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  23. as much as katie price loves horses, it doesn’t surprise me she wasn’t invited. i think the organisers were more worried she would make a boob of herself (no pun intended) with all the alcohol. her exploits of falling out of clubs and even getting her tits out in the middle of the street after being s***faced have been keeping those glossy womens magazines in business for years. if she wants to get invited-she should start dessing properly and not like a cake ornament.

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  24. Katie is just another person that I wonder why in the heck is she famous? She doesn’t have any talent other than getting plastic surgery. She doesn’t write her own books that she’s so proud of. And she’s completely hidious. I wonder what she used to look like.

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  25. Dita and Katie Price are one in the same. And they’re just like any celebrity who takes off their clothes.

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  26. I wasn’t invited as well :(

    We here in the UK have a good laugh about her.
    She’s a chav….that’s the word!

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  27. I’m sorry but Dita Von Teese lost all claims to classy when she dated Marilyn Manson and made a PRODUCED porn movie (meaning for sale in stores and not leaked) where she and another chick are getting it on together with a double headed dildo!!!!

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  28. ^^ Do tell. :mrgreen:

    I mean it; tell me more.

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  29. Jaundice Machine
    Jaundice Machine:

    I don’t get it . . . is the Cartier Polo Match the only polo match in the country? Or is it the only polo match in the country that gets this much media attention? Hmmmm. . .

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  30. I agree with you Alex, I was not invited either. I’m so sad, I could just spit. But, really who IS this Katie person, really. She and Paris Hilton would make wonderful and interesting ( but odd ) room-mates. I don’t know who would whine more about attention getting or mirror time, but in the end someone would be standing. Probably Paris in her famous pose with that face turned to just a smidgned to the left or right depending on her mood, and her hands super glued on her hips. Katie seems arrogant like that. Poor thing. Stay home honey. It will be ok.

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  31. It just goes to show that it doesn’t matter how much money you have, you can’t buy class.

    Charles and Camilla are twits.

    Jordan is a great business women but her books are ghostwritten and everything about her is fake, She was seen out drinking and partying while pregnant with Harvey, she also recently took Princess out to be papped while the poor little girl had chicken box and had to be taken to the hospital at the end of the day.

    She does do a lot of good but she has made numerous decisions to be seen in the public eye that have affected the way that she is seen.

    While both Jordan and Dita both use their bodies for livelihood, one is men’s mag material, the other has the grace of Anais Nin’s erotic fiction.

    I can only wish the both of them the best with their career choices and family but both have to see that there are repercussions to their actions.

    I can understand that Cartier would not want someone like Jordan to be associated with their image.

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  32. Кстати это все придумали приблизительно лет 10 назад , а то и больше.:

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  33. jinx what is wrong with you the little boy is disabled he is not a monster

    if you had a disabled child how would you feel if some1 sed some thing like that to you i think you have a problem saying a thing like that!!

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