Armie Hammer, hot guy: “I’ve lost out on jobs because I’m six foot five.”

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GQ just sent us some photos of the gorgeous Armie Hammer, star of The Social Network, and the latest Forever Dong of many people. Hammer played the Winklevoss twins in The Social Network – playing two characters, and in most of his scenes, having to only play against himself. He’s 24 years old, and he’s already married – to Elizabeth Chambers, a journalist who is 4 years older than him. He’s also got lots of family money. Like, crazy family money. So maybe we should be paying more attention to him? Here’s GQ’s blurb (courtesy of their “style” pictorial).

Those Bratty Facebook Twins? This Man Birthed Them Both

Name: Armie Hammer, 24

How you know him: Played the six-foot-five litigious twins Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss in The Social Network.

First audition: A Shake ‘N Bake commercial.

On growing up in the Cayman Islands: “It doesn’t suck.”

Childhood nickname: “Baking Soda Boy. Try going to junior high with the name Armie Hammer. It’s open season.”

How the name-calling stopped: “I punched a kid in the face. I took it for two years! I tried perseverance…”

How he started acting: “I saw Home Alone. I was 11 or 12, and I had a dream that I was Macaulay Culkin.”

Unlikely Hollywood challenge: His height. “I’ve lost out on jobs because I’m six foot five.”

Life since The Social Network: “People on the street yell at me, Where’s your twin! It’s funny the first time.”

On meeting the real-life Winklevoss twins: “Tyler walked up to me and said, ‘Dude, I do not own a pair of earmuffs.’”

[From GQ]

He’s six foot five? Hello, sailor. I love big, tall men. So, should I add Armie Hammer to my forever dong list? Yes, he’s tall and good-looking, although I usually don’t go for traditionally handsome men, you know? He’s just so nice-looking and Mr. All-American. And there’s some weirdness with the marrying young/family money/life of an actor stuff too. I don’t know. But he’s growing on me.

…Okay, I just spent the last five minutes starring at his hands. Definitely Forever Dong material.

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Photos courtesy of GQ, photo credit: Ben Watts/GQ.

 

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  1. carrie says:

    the little brother of patrick Bateman?

  2. Eve says:

    He’s six foot five? Hello, sailor. I love big, tall men.

    Yeah, I got that from the HGF posts. You’re probably tall then.

    Being 5’2″, whenever I see a really tall guy I feel like having sex with him would be a logistic nightmare — like a chihuaha mating with a doberman.

  3. Girafe99 says:

    @ eve just spilt tea all over my screen, laughing so hard

  4. nnn says:

    He is a cutie pie and 6’5″ is perfect to me.

    One of my brother is 6’5 1/2″, his woman is 5’2″ and they have a child who’ll be as tall as his father.

    Three of my exes are 6’4″. I like tall guys cause i like 4 inch stilletoes and i am 5’8″.

  5. Eve says:

    @ Girafe99:
    :) (sorry for your computer screen though).

    Seriously, I remember watching Vanity Fair and there’s a scene where James “full-frontal-in-Rome” Purefoy embraces Reese Witherspoon. He slouches, bends his knees but is still much taller than her (and considering he’s “only” 6’2″!!!…let alone how it would be if he was 6’5″).

  6. Kaiser says:

    Eve – I’m not, really. I’m only like five foot six. But my boobs are huge, and one of my peeves is having a bigger chest than the guy I’m seeing. That’s why I like big guys.

    Plus, you know, the dongs.

  7. the original bellaluna says:

    As a 5’9″-5’10″ gal (hubby informed me I’m taller than I previously thought), tall men are DEF my cup of tea! Mr. Bellaluna is 6’5″-6’6″. (@ nnn – kindred spirits, and all!) Gotta give my tall men love! When you’re tall, a tall guy is almost a requirement – kinda like a “logistic nightmare” of another kind, if he’s not tall enough. Shout out to @ Eve!

    Anyone I can wear 4 inch heels with, who is still taller than me, deserves AT LEAST a second look! (BUT – less tall, bald sexy men may feel free to submit a resume.) ;)

    @ Kaiser – LOVE. YOU. (From one big-chested gal to another!)

  8. Eve says:

    Plus, you know, the dongs.

    No, I don’t know! *side eyes, whistles innocently*

    Well, you’re still taller than me…and nnn (who’s 5’8″ and wears 4 inch heels): I hate you* — you’re one of these people who make me feel as if I had drank Alice’s potion when she goes down the rabbit hole.

    *Not really, well…maybe just a little bit.

    P.S.: Original Bellaluna — Another tall girl *sigh*…now I really feel like I drunk the potion on this thread.

  9. JRenee says:

    A bit hairy for my taste but he is handsome, young, wealthy and tall, delightful combo!

  10. Bailey says:

    I agree, he is a tasty treat.

  11. nnn says:

    LOL , sorry Eve.

    I actually feel you pain. I got two brothers and two sisters all long legged and taller than me and they use to gently tease me for my shortness.

    It’s all relatives really.

    Plus there are really tall guys, like my brothers who like very petite gals and vice versa.

  12. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Eve – Tall has it’s moments, but believe me, it’s not always fun! (Guys who talk to your double D’s instead of your face come to mind – especially when you factor in their height – or lack thereof!) Tall, built sexy guys are few and far between (tall gangly guys are not!) so it’s not easy to find a mate. I was blessed with Mr. Bellaluna, who is still taller than me even when I wear my gorgeous 4 inch heels! And he’s not a tall, weenie guy either – I call him “tree” because he’s so built, and there’s no way to move him when he doesn’t want to move!

  13. manda says:

    His name is “armie”, like short for armond? Is his name Armond Hammer? (Which sounds like Arm and Hammer?) Now I can’t stop thinking of baking soda.

  14. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Yum Yum Yummy… wiping sweat from my brow..

    I’m 5 foot tall and I dont care, I’ll take him.

  15. meg says:

    I’m 5’3″- no logistical nightmare here! Ya just gotta be creative!

    So I guess I’m 2nding Johnny Depp’s Girl’s post…

  16. CC says:

    Considering the average height for women is 5’4, I’d consider 5’6 tall ;-) !

  17. Hollowdoll says:

    Sounds to me like he needs to have lunch with Mr. Jared Padalecki so they can trade stories. ;-P
    Speaking of hawtt hands!

    http://handson.provocateuse.com/show/jared_padalecki

  18. Rachel says:

    @ Eve & nnn – I’m 6’2″ in 4 inch heels. And you’re those people who make me feel like freaking Gulliver in the land of Lilliputians! Lol

  19. Karen says:

    @Kaiser – I’ve (ahem) “dated” (okay…spent many horizontal nights) with at least two tall men – one is 6’6 and the other is 6’3 – who were *not* proportionally sized in the dong section ifyouknowwhatimsaying.

    Mr 6’6 did not have the stamina to maintain my interest for very long but Mr 6’3 was even smaller but dayum he truly knew how to make the best with what he has.

    So yeah, not every tall guy has a dong as long as his leg. And depending on the guy, it may not be such a bad thing ;)

  20. mslewis says:

    @manda . . . he is the heir to the Arm & Hammer baking soda fortune. I can’t remember but I believe his grandpa’s name is/was Armand Hammer. I would have to look it up but don’t care enough to take the time.

    Anyway, Armie is a handsome devil and seems like a fun guy. I’m use to tall people because, in my family the men are all over 6’5″ and the women are over 6′. Unfortunately, I’m a squirt at 5’8″!!! At least my legs are long!!

    Anyway, add Armie to HGF ASAP!! And, Kaiser, you are officially nuts!! I can’t believe you are abandoning your usual cavemen for a nice looking guy like Armie. He’s way too clean cut for you. Leave him to me, okay?

  21. Canuck says:

    I take his father must the THE Armand Hammer of Occidental Petroleum?

  22. Kaiser says:

    Karen – My thoughts on height/dong size:

    It’s always the tall, skinny, lanky guys with the biggest dongs. So, yes, just because a guy is “big” or broad doesn’t mean he’s going to be huge in the dong tournament.

    And I swear I’m not a size queen. I’ve been smaller guys, and one of the best lays I’ve ever had was a guy who was much less than average. he just tried so much harder, you know? And he knew what to do. Smaller guys know what to do. Bigger guys think that having a big dick is the only important thing.

  23. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @Karen, yeah I agree.. not all tall mean are proportially sized.

    I prefer men who are shorter and my men are usually…Uh hem… well sized.. and strong as hell too.

    My current is 5’8 and dayum… is all I am sayin.

  24. Girafe99 says:

    @ eve no worries, the screen survived but I’m still laughing

  25. albeli says:

    Just because he’s tall doesn’t mean he’s well endowed.

    Also, he does nothing for me.

  26. Henriette says:

    He’s stunning. Gorgeous. Delicious. Can’t wait to see more of this long tall drink of water! And the fact that his Gramps is a billionaire just adds to the tasty mix.

  27. Bailey says:

    @ Karen
    you are right about missing in other areas.
    6’6 guy I dated was a doorknob, “where’s the beef” I murmured.

  28. the original bellaluna says:

    Wow y’all! I’ll just shut up, ’cause I’ve got the complete package! (No pun intended – ha!)

  29. DD says:

    I just watched the facebook movie and was thinking how cute this guy was. Definitely HGF material.

  30. Eve says:

    @ Rachel (# 20):

    Actually, nnn is tall like you.

    I’ll wait, bitch, until the prophecy is fulfilled and we shorties rule the world. You all shall pay!!!

  31. Anna says:

    Just clicked on this story to see if “Armie Hammer” was indeed his real name. Seriously??

  32. Crash2GO2 says:

    “It’s always the tall, skinny, lanky guys with the biggest dongs.”

    Yep. Yep. I have to agree with you there Kaiser.

    *Thinks longlingly of tall, skinny, lanky bespeckled boyfriend who has been gone home for the holidays for FAR too long*

  33. Samantha says:

    “the son of Dru Ann (née Mobley) and businessman Michael Armand Hammer. His father owns several businesses, including Knoedler Publishing and Hammer Productions (a film/television production company). His great-grandfather was oil tycoon and philanthropist Armand Hammer, who was of Russian Jewish descent, and was also named after the popular baking soda brand.”

  34. lucy2 says:

    His dad owns a film/tv production company and he couldn’t get roles?
    He needs to stop auditioning for Tom Cruise movies, you know they don’t cast anyone over 5′-6″!

  35. Karen says:

    @Bailey – I nearly died as I pictured you murmuring “where’s the beef” in a barely audible voice while your 6’6 probably thought you were wondering how you were going to fit his package of goodness into your ladyparts.

    Kaiser – you’re right about the lanky ones. I had a self-imposed sex exile for a few months and when it came time to find someone to help reintroduce me to the land of the living, I ended up choosing a shamef**k who was incredibly pale, skinny, only about 5’9 but holy hell was he hung. Large dongs are quite painful for me but I was horny as hell so I sampled him twice before the shame was too much to bear.

    God, I love this website! :-D

  36. Chris says:

    First Rupert Everett moans about not getting work because he’s gay and now this guy moans about not getting work because he’s too tall. Come on! Being too tall didn’t keep Hightower out of the Police Academy series.

  37. Lulu says:

    Good lord I love this website!

    Kaiser: You are a truly gifted writer – I laugh out loud so often that it’s insane. A girl after my own heart!

    Thanks ladies, for sharing all your thoughts on men and their dongs. I remember one time I had to google height and size correlation because when the pants came off I just couldn’t believe how small this one guy was. Let’s just say the passion was there but when it came to the big time, it was super disappointing. Need to conduct more research! Like Karen, I’m also in a self-imposed sex time-out. Just don’t want to deal with it for a few months, or year!!

  38. Mandy says:

    Um, yummy! I love tall guys. Every guy I’ve ever seriously dated has been at least 6’2″. Current b/f is 6’5″, and, um, quite proportionate, lol. No complaints…

  39. Samigirl says:

    Oh. My. I literally drooled over my keyboard. whoops.

  40. normades says:

    He was awesome in the Social Network. So understated and funny.

  41. Jelli says:

    OMG Look at the size of those feet!!!

  42. dread pirate cuervo says:

    If I wasn’t engaged, I’d give him a job! Tall, skinny, large package…The Trifecta of Hot. For me at least.

  43. Mika says:

    “Being 5′2″, whenever I see a really tall guy I feel like having sex with him would be a logistic nightmare — like a chihuaha mating with a doberman.”

    Funny, but I disagree. Being a short girl is awesome. Short guys are still taller than you and tall guys can throw you around in bed. Win-Win.

  44. Jeannified says:

    Hot, hot, HOT!!! I love ‘e, tall too, although my husband is only 5 foot eight. He (my husband) is hot, too!!!

  45. gillie says:

    Im 6″ barefoot, and I would DIE to meet dudes on a consistent basis who were taller than me. I live in a land of oompa loompas, though, so im sh*t outta luck.

  46. manda says:

    @ mslewis–omg, that’s so funny!

  47. Confuzzle says:

    Looks like a young Ewan McGregor.

  48. beanie says:

    I’m 5 feet 100 lbs, he was 6 foot 3 230(all muscle-football player)…PITIFUL dong but was a beautiful looking guy.

  49. Whitey Fisk says:

    I am sure I have posted my tried-and-true method for determining dong size before:

    Dong size is *inversely correlated* to earlobe size. So the smaller the earlobes, the bigger the dong. And vice versa.

    Consider the dongs and earlobes in your lives and correct me if I’m wrong. But prior to meeting my husband, a decade of relentless personal research proved this theory to be 100% accurate.

  50. mimi says:

    He doesn’t do it for me at all. My lady business isn’t responding…he strikes me as someone who’d be very Vanilla in the sack. Meh, to each his own

  51. Scarlet Vixen says:

    Tall men are quite delicious! At 5’10″ I’m the shortest of 6 kids (my sis is 6’1″, brothers are 6’2″-6’6″) so I’ve been around tall people my entire life. My husband is 6’4″ and one of the shorter men I’ve ever dated!

  52. Sally says:

    kaiser, definitely agreed about the tall & lanky guys! And as another short(ish) gal with big boobs I know where you’re coming from. I LOVE tall guys

  53. Crash2GO2 says:

    “Dong size is *inversely correlated* to earlobe size. So the smaller the earlobes, the bigger the dong. And vice versa.”

    *scrolls madly back up thread to look at Hammer’s earlobes* Hmm… rather large, don’t we think?

    Very interesting and worthy research Whitey Fisk! I shall have to have a conference with myself and some photographs to see if my findings correlate with yours.

  54. CB Rawks says:

    This guy looks exactly like an actor called Scot Davis, who was in a very decent horror movie called Unrest (that I retitled Britney Spears goes to Medical School.)
    It is a freaky resemblance, like twins separated at birth. Maybe this guy is a baking powder heir also.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1404049/

  55. truthzbetta says:

    TMI thread alert. LOL

    He may have lost jobs based on being 6 foot 5, but not a lot of hearts.

    With the Armand Hammer fortune he should just prepare now for stalkers too.

  56. Luckylilgem says:

    Just say yes to Armie! Would love to see more media coverage on him instead of the forever tabloid garage on Jennifer Aniston not being over Brad, Brangelina, Kim K, Paris, LeeAnn Rimes …

    This is refreshing! Bring it on! :)

  57. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    earlobes huh?

    I gotta check that out..

  58. Cleo says:

    I still use baking soda not just for baking and I only see his dad’s brand so I am giving him money all the time. That is amazing that there is a product that seems to have NO competition and is still going strong. I mean, I don’t even use Johnson and Johnson band-aids anymore. He looks like Ryan Gosling though.

  59. I Choose Me says:

    @Crash2GO2 Ha! I am madly googling all of my favourites to see check their earlobes’ size. Thanks Whitey Fisk for the tip. And now…to RESEARCH!

  60. seri says:

    Eve, I’m 4’10 and my husband is just shy of 6’5. Trust me, it works. It really does. ;)

  61. Patrice says:

    Forever Dong material? Ohhh yeah!!! This is a whole lot of delicious man right here ; ) But, I have to totally agree with one thing: the whole getting engaged when he was only 22 thing is more than a little iffy…as a (now) 27 year old woman who was hooking up with a 22 year old guy for about six months last year, I can promise you that MARRIAGE to each other was the last thing on either of our minds; in fact the age/lifestyle gap proved so great for me that I just couldn’t deal with his antics after a while.

    Say what you will about age being “just a number” or whatever, but with life comes experience; my question is, why would a 26 yo woman WANT to marry such a young guy? Maybe the age gap isn’t so great in the grand scheme of things (she’ll be 34 when he’s 30), but 22 to get married, particularly for a man is very, very, young.