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Posted in Aging, Pamela Anderson, Reality Shows
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51 Responses to “Pamela Anderson bans close ups of her face”
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All the gauze and vaseline in the world on the lens won’t help her looks.
She used to be beautiful when she was the Labatts girl. Hard living and no sunscreen I guess. -
She looked better before she had all that surgery. Between the partying, drugs, alcohol, hep C, she really aged her face in a non-flattering way.
I don’t understand her appeal. There are much better looking, sexier women out there. And yes, she looks like a worn-out tranny hooker.
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When will these women EVER learn?
1. DON’T. TAN. WEAR. SUNSCREEN. It will save you from looking like old shoe leather later, seriously. Pale is the new tan, people.
2. Don’t smoke (I don’t think Pam does). It ages you fast, besides killing you with cancer. (See: Lindsey Lohan.)
3. Slow down on the hard lifestyle. It shows in your face, seriously. (See: Lindsey Lohan.)
And especially for Pam: you overpluck your brows and have for years. They’re harsh lines and that doesn’t help when you get older. You need to soften those brows. Learn to do your makeup in a way that isn’t so harsh, either. Five tons of black eyeliner all around your eyes does you NO favors when you are in your 40s, girlfriend. If you line your lips, fill them in with a bit of color, too.
And believe it or not, you CAN dress in such a way that is fun, shows your personality, AND is age-appropriate and classy. It’s very possible. Pam needs to look into that. She has the money to get a high-quality stylist to help her on that front.
Just my opinion, but she also needs to take out the huge breast implants and leave them out this time. She doesn’t have to be flat-chested or anything, but what’s wrong with being a nice 36C or 38C? She’d look more well-proportioned.
She’ll never do any of those things, btw. And she’ll continue to look older than she is. I’m only a few years younger than her, but I get mistaken for someone in their late 20s all the time. Sunscreen, no smoking, take care of yourself.
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Yeah, it’s a shame. She has allowed herself to be turned into a joke. What kind of image of women does she think her sons will have? She marries and divorces repeatedly, makes questionable career decisions (at best) and has turned herself into a caricature of what a beautiful woman is supposed to be.
I agree with the other posters who think softening her look would help tremendously. There is no reason she can’t still be sexy in her 40’s (remember the Helen Mirren pics a little while back? I WISH I looked that good!) and still have a little class.
It’s just shame that she is desperately trying to hold onto an image that she has outgrown. She thinks she is controversial, but she doesn’t realize that she has turned herself into a joke.
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Doesn’t want us to see the fine surgical scars.
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Wow. Why so bitter?
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She’s always done a great job of marketing/self-promotion so I find it hard to believe that she is indeed dumb. I think she thinks thats what the public wants to see. That said, she is clearly having a hard time transitioning from pin-up to…well..what’s after that? I hope she finds it because its starting to look sad to see her straining to look 30.
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Wow. Why so bitter?
How does bitter play into a reasonable conclusion from accumulated information? Her body has seen more cuts than a steak at the Ponderosa.
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“She looked extremely trailer-trash, but in the bad way, not a cool way”
When does trailer trash ever look cool?
They tried the flattering light thing on “The Two Coreys” and it didn’t work. Good luck Pammy.
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She needs to stop looking like a tranny hooker mess!
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Trailer trash looks cool on people like Juliette Lewis - remember Natural Born Killers, and Kalifornia? She rocks the cool trailer-trash look like no other. I LOOOove Juliette Lewis!
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I never watch her anyways. She’s pretty hideous.
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WOW! These are some nasty posts. She’s Pam Anderson ya’ll, she’s not gunna grow out her eye brows (if she could), stop dying her hair, wear demure clothing, or stop dating Tommy Lee. She is who she is damn it! Aging really is the biggest sin in Hollywood.
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Traditional “soft/gauzy/vaseline lens” lighting aren’t enough to cover the damage she’s done to her face over the years. I stumbled across her show and they do all sorts of wierd, affect lighting techniques to try and distract from her worn appearance, but it just doesn’t work. It’s a shame, because she was actually very naturally pretty when she was younger and didn’t wear the porny makeup.
edit: sorry for basically saying the same thing as daisy424 - should read all posts first!
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Pam entertains me. I do feel bad for her sons though.
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Yes, I agree, her worst problem is the being utterly unaware of how awful her makeup looks. Especially the eyemakeup.
Anybody know what those red blotches are on her arm? She used to have only about 1 or 2, and they were light brown. Now she has more and they’re red. Not vitiligo is it? That’s fading color, not adding red.
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Thanks, Pam, but it won’t make a difference with HDTV. Your alcohol/drug afflicted skin will still have all the cracks and crevaces that remind us daily you were rode hard and put away wet. Lainey’s Gossip says you have major gangbang face. Most accurate description of you I’ve heard.
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“Anybody know what those red blotches are on her arm? She used to have only about 1 or 2, and they were light brown.”
She said they’re scars from being bitten by leeches when she was little. No, I’m not making that up, either.
Honestly I believe her. It’s too weird and specific to make up. -
Wait…..she’s only 41?
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LOL!! vtandev, and terrific suggestions by anastasiabea. There are lots of women out there who believe the more makeup you wear, the younger you look. NOT SO!
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I think she’s beautiful anyway, why would she care?? This probably isnt true…
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Ya Pam’s hot!
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whoa nelly! if my face looked like that i’d ban close-ups, too… yeah.
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She was on Canadian national public radio this morning - show called Sounds Like Canada. The host seemed starstruck (damn Canuck bumpkin) and didn’t ask her any hard questions, asked if she had regrets she said ya, she’s a bit compulsive (with a laugh), asked her about Peta but not about all the leather she wears and carries around, asked her about her health, she said ‘it’ was taken out of context and she says yes she has hep c but has a healthier liver than most of us (I’m paraphrasing here)…hmmm…what else, she sounded like a baby with that annoying voice and talked about her boobs, a lot.
You can listen to the interview here:
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I always do this, comment nothing about the article. I think she looks fine - a bit rode hard and a put away wet but that’s her lifestyle.
It’s the lipliner that kills me! What is so wrong with lining the lips, not an inch outside of them!
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Hey for a 40 year old she looks pretty good, no more aged than she should be. Its the styling that lets her down. If she softened the hair colour and lightened up on the make up and tan she’d look less hard and trashy.
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Was once an attractive woman until she went mad with the “plastic-fantastic” - shes now a nasty, tranny bitch that outlasted her 15 minutes of fame over 10 years ago….
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I feel sorry for her children also. Does anyone know how old they are? It must be hard to read about your mother like this and to know thousands of others are doing the same thing and commenting on her. Surely she must have known, not long ago, that all of this tanning and hard lifestyle would come back to bite her sooner or later. Now she is struggling to remain sombody. Very sad!!
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Yes I agree it is terrible. It’s obvious neither she nor Tommy Lee cares much about the public’s perception of them - or else they would adopt a more private lifestyle. I suppose her kids will learn not to care also. Eventually. And with the use of alcohol/drugs and risky sexual behavior. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree!
Addiction to fame, at any expense including your children’s, is disgusting.
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I wonder why she doesn’t use Botox, it would help.
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RG said it all for me. But I would like to thank Pam in advance for sparing us the gore of a closeup.
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How about we just don’t see her at all? Has she given that idea any thought??!
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It’s hard for some of these bimbo types to hang up their push up bras and wander off into the sunset. You know if you’re gonna base your entire career on playing a certain “gig”, when that “gig” is over you need to move on. Pammy doesn’t get that concept.
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She’s the one who decided to hack her face apart eight million times, not us.
She brought this on herself.
And really, it’s not as if anyone has paid any mind to her face in the first place anyway.
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*lol* You know you’re getting old (in more than one way) when:
- you have a reality tv show
- you are over 40 and feel the need to call yourself “girl on the loose”
- you need to confess to your producers (and so, the world) that your face has unfortunately reached its expiration date
- and you need a pound of make-up (solidified under solarium uv light and spray tan) to keep it from crumbling
- your kids prefer the monsters under their bed to eat them rather than have you come in without make-up in the middle of the nightMaybe they should just get her to the glue factory now, eh?
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I have always thought that woman was ugly. Now its just *shudder* If you’ve been rode so hard and put away so wet that celebrity air brushing can’t make you look even half way decent, its time to throw in the towel. She is WAY past career retirment.
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It’s not her face that’s had all the work, guys. The face is what needs the work and she hasn’t done it. She thinks she can just redraw on top of her existing face and that don’t work no more.
And 40 is not old, people. She looks 60 to me.
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Reality show is the last stop before total career death and obscurity.
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I think she and Mariah Carey are two “stars” that could do with a stint on TLC’s What Not to Wear. You know, learn to be sexy, attractive, and actually age-appropriate. Neither of them has changed a thing about their wardrobes, hair or makeup since forever, and it shows. Plus, I’d love to hear them go toe-to-toe with Stacy and Clinton! Just a thought.
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Have to agree with gg. As someone pushing 40, I can honestly say–it’s so not old. You have SO much of your life in front of you at 40. When I was in my 20s, of course I thought 40 was at death’s door, LOL. Now I see it’s still relatively young. Young enough to still have fun and finally have the resources and time to do it right! Yee ha, bring the 40s on, I say.
But then I look like I’m in my late 20s, so you know I’m loving it. Seriously NO ONE guesses my age and when I tell them I’m nearly 38, they don’t believe me. If it’s genetic, I’d like to say thanks dad! (My mom didn’t age well, but my dad did.)
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Some of you people are very, VERY bitter. Jealous Much!! Get over yourselves. Why don’t you people pick Dina Lohan who’s into exploiting her kids?
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We pick on Dina Lohan. Or at least I do. What’s there to be jealous of? Those two tumors on her chest? Her fried hair? Orange skin? Meth scars? Duck lips? Pig nose? Oh yeah, I totally want to look just like that!
Pam Anderson’s not old, but she’s too old for what she’s doing, and she has children. Time to turn it down a notch. She wears clothes that a twenty-two year old should be wearing, and even with children in her house, she still writhes around half naked like a damn porn star.
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She is a dog…a real old dog.
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you haveto admit for being 41 she looks amazing! of coarse she doesnt want any close ups, shes a sex symbol and should remain that way!
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Some of you are a bit harsh…but I admit I love it. I lost my Mom & one of my oldest friends in the past few years. I loved dishing the dirt on celebrities with them. I miss that & that is why I come here.
Yeah, ya’ll are right. Pam does need to stop w/this schtick. Charo pulled this off because of her accent & a true talent: The guitar.
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She may not be 25 anymore, but I would challenge any of you 25 year olds, let alone the 41 yr olds on this site to look as good as she still does in a bikini after two children and 41 years of life. You’re jealous as hell! LOL
She is still amazing and in case you’re wondering, ANY of your men would fall all over themeselves STILL even at 41 to talk to her alone for 10 mintues. SO keep on being catty, she’s still beautiful for 41, there’s pics all over of her on the beach w/ barely anything on. She’s hot. And if you ask your men and they deny what I’m saying above THEY’RE LYING TO YOU.
I want every woman on here to submit a bikini picture of themselves from the back in bright sunlight on the beach and lets see what BEAT looks like — if she’s so horrid and you’re so hot. We’ll be here go ahead…..
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Yeah, cause only ugly people use the internet.
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Michele, we’ve all seen what she looks like sans maquillage…
I am being moderated to death. Stopen-zie, bitte. -
Her boobs are a little too big but other than that I think her hair is gorgeous (blond does NOT mean fried, sorry
)she def. doesn’t have a pig nose lol and I’d kill to have her lips….on the other hand she REALLY should have stayed out of the sun..I still love her, she’s hot!
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I just moved to the States from Europe and can’t understand why so many Americans get upset at anyone who dares to be different and to really be themselves dispite the accepted norms. America spouts the adage “be different and be who you are”, but apparently one gets so much flack if you do. WHY? Everyone over here (California) looks the same. It is so boring. Hats off to Pamela for being herself!!!— At any age. And as to her being dumb…please…she has been an icon for about 20 years now. Show me a “dumb blond” accomplish that.
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Yes, flattering lighting is indeed what really matters! Ta hell with all the rest!
No but seriously, one time about 5 years ago I saw a pap snapshot of Pamela Anderson caught out and about sans makeup, and my god she looked nothing like what we’re used to seeing. She looked extremely trailer-trash, but in the bad way, not a cool way - she looked like a casual-use meth-head, she really looked beat. And that was 5 or 6 years ago! It was a picture in an Australian gossip magazine.
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