Olsen twin jokes go too far at Bob Saget’s celebrity roast


The cast of Full House at the New York Minute premiere on 5/1/04. Credit: Axelle/Bauer Griffin

Celebrity roasts are by definition raunchy. They’re filled with the kind of humor that pushes the envelope. And when the bar is set at that standard, it can be hard not to go overboard. But apparently Bob Saget, (who – despite his Full House image – has been doing a very bawdy stand up act for the last thirty plus years) was upset by some of the jokes at his celebrity roast for Comedy Central. There were a ton of Olsen twin barbs, which one would think Saget would have known to expect. And I’m guessing he did, but that actually hearing the jokes was too much for him.

Bob Saget says some of his comic friends went too far by hurling crude jokes and sexual references at Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen during his “roast” Sunday night. “Anybody who talks about my TV kids – that upsets me the most,” Saget told The Post. “I am very protective. I love them very, very much.”

John Stamos, Saget’s former “Full House” co-star, emceed – and took the first swipe at the 22-year-old moguls. “The whole time Bob and I were doing ‘Full House,’ he was also hosting ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos,’ ” he said. “His entire job consisted of saying ‘Take a look at this’ which is what he used to say to Mary Kate in her dressing room.”

Afterward, Stamos said he has no idea how the Olsen sisters will react. “I truthfully don’t know where their sense of humor lies these days,” he said. “I thought some of [the roast] was a little over the top. They’re still my friends,” he said of Mary-Kate and Ashley. “I think [the comics] crossed the line a few times.”

Not that Gilbert Gottfried – who suggested in his routine that Saget seduced his TV kids with chocolate milkshakes – seemed to care. “If you are an Olsen girl, you deserve it,” he said. “They’re going to just have to go home and cry in their billions of dollars.”

[From the New York Post]

Obviously the jokes are merely alluded to (aside from Stamos’), so it’s tough to say just how over the line they were. I did a little searching and couldn’t find any of the specific jokes. I’m a firm believer that truly great comedy often pushes the limits. But… I don’t know, it sounds like these were probably the kind of limits that everyone knows you don’t push.

The show will air on Comedy Central on August 17th, so we’ll probably get an idea of the jokes then. But it’s obviously edited for television – and Bob Saget has editorial approval as well. And he’s made it clear where he stands, so we might be left with 2 hours of watching comedians push their salads around their dinner plates.

Here are some photos from Bob Saget’s roast on 8/3/08 including John Stamos, Jodie Sweetin, Lori Loughlin and Dave Coulier. Bob Saget is shown with Michelle Ghaltchi. Credit: Jody Cortes/WENN

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  1. Jessica says:

    What ever happened to predictibility?
    The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?

    Everywhere you look , everywhere you go (there’s a heart). There’s a heart and
    A hand to hold onto.

    Everywhere you look , everywhere you go. There’s a face, Of somebody who needs you.

    Eveywhere you look, When you’re lost out there and you’re all alone,
    A light is waiting to carry you home,
    Everywhere you look, Everywhere you look, DO BE DO BOB BOW WA!!

  2. vdantev says:

    That show was TV saccharine; sweet, no calories and cancerous over prolonged exposure. Wow, what a difference 30 years makes. America has lost its way, its guts and its sense of humor. In the 70’s the celebrity roasts were much better, dirtier and on the air longer than they are now. They used to feature A-list comic talent as well, not just who ever was cheap that week for comedy central.

    I don’t have much sympathy for the 2 midget B*ll*o*a*res at all, not that they deserved to be rough-shod over- but it s all meant in good humor.

  3. Mairead says:

    Ah yeah, there’s bawdy humour but then there’s repeated digs at being a child molester – just to get at two young girls who worked hard and whose parents invested well.

  4. daisy424 says:

    😯 I am lost on Jessica’s post. Am I missing something?

  5. D says:

    Bob Saget often makes raunchy comments about underaged girls in his routines. From the first time I saw one of his skits in the early 80’s he did that. Really, the roast comments would fit into his sense of humor or at least the one he’s been making moeny off of. He is really nasty and gross so why shouldn’t his roast be?

    Jessica’s post was the Full House theme song.

  6. Kolby says:

    Jaybird – I *think* the original airing of the roasts are uncensored (and usually shown late at night). You may get to see/hear all the jokes and the reactions they got in their entirety.

  7. Meredith says:

    I still can’t believe how beautiful Candace Cameron is! Wow!

  8. Rhianna says:

    Pretty tame roast jokes to me. But the few roasts I’ve seen televised have gone to crap in the PC department.

    Bob Saget is infamous for his dirt comic routine, and even doing some of it between takes on the show with Dave Coulier (who himself seems to have a fetish for young girls – Alanis you hearing this?). Those jokes aren’t nearly as bad as some of the crap they’ve spewed so I don’t get why he’s so damn uptight about it.

  9. yeah says:

    Never could stand Gilbert Gottfried. He’s as annoying as is possible. His comment that they could cry in their money is pure jealousy; just because their handlers were wise and didn’t screw them over, leaving them with money that was made from work they did, they should be sneered at? They’ve worn plenty of questionable clothing that allows for smirkage. The money isn’t an issue…I haven’t heard them whine they are mistreated because they are rich, like some idiots have. I don’t know…I don’t even care for them…I’m neutral…but, dayum, sounds like a bunch of beyond the line the stuff is coming up. Too bad.

    And Bob Saget never was funny, crude or not. He sucks.

  10. Kaiser says:

    The jokes aren’t over the top. Now, the jokes at the Pam Anderson roast were over the top.

  11. Curly Fry says:

    But, Pam actually handled her roast very well…and I love it when a celebrity can take the piss out of themselves.
    Bob Saget’s crude routine seems to be a reaction to his days as a wholesome dad, so it’s just kinda sad. Then to actually complain that some of the jokes were over the top(has he ever seen a roast?), that is the final layer on the pathetic cake. Sorry, Bob. Career Fail.

  12. Jessica says:

    Daisy, that was the theme song to the show.. It is now stuck in my head for the remainder of the day!!! Thought I would try to share the pain and get someone else brain froze too! : )

  13. cc says:

    Daisy, Jessica’s post is the song played during the opening of Full House.

  14. Amber says:

    **By:Jessica
    What ever happened to predictibility?
    The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV?**

    Haha!!I always thought it was the milk man the paperboy and even MTV!!!!!

    When I was little I loved that show and would sing the theme song when it came on….and that’s what I sang…..lolol!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  15. daisy424 says:

    Thanks everyone, I have never seen the show 😳

  16. Kolby says:

    Don’t be embarrassed, Daisy – wear that distinction like a badge of honor! I watched maybe 2 or 3 episodes, and I knew even then it was crap.

  17. ava harlot says:

    jokes are jokes, he’s probably only sensitive because some of them are true, they should crack on meth head jodi sweeten, what’s up with her outfits? always wrong

  18. Jen (the other one) says:

    You know, I can kind of see his point. Yes, it’s a roast, and yes, they’re raunchy. However, he’s known those girls since they were 9 months old. They are the same age as his own children, and he’s said that he thinks of them as his family, his kids. So, to make molestation jokes is just icky…I think if the Olsen twins had been 17 or 18 when the show was being produced, Bob’s reaction would have been different. The fact is, though, they were barely 8 when the show ended. So yeah, I see his point.

  19. Mairead says:

    Fair enough, I’d never really heard of this guy and not seen the programme. It’s highly unlikely that I’ll see this as it takes forever for me to watch anything on youtube and I can’t generally watch streams from the TV websites.

    So the humour is roughly on par with his usual routine – perhaps it was because the Olsens were the butt of every single joke. Then instead of being general obsession with teenage girls, it was being completely directed at two specifics?

    So, if this was the case, these ould farts were using Bob Saget’s “roast” to have a go at the girls? Feckin’ classy that is.

  20. b says:

    Why does Bob care so much about “crude” jokes being made about the olsen twins, bitches didn’t even show up to his roast. Such great friends they are. 👿

  21. Feynman says:

    What is this rubbish about “underage?”
    They were born June 13, 1986.
    That makes them 22 years old.

    Saget is a hypocrite.

  22. Shay says:

    Oh god get over it. It’s a Comedy Central roast it’s supposed to be dirty and raunchy and expect anything that’s been a major story associated with your life to be what hits the most. Saget hasn’t any anything but the Olsen twins be that major association so what do you expect.

  23. Johnny Noir says:

    The Olsen Twins are rich and no one cares whether they live or die. They have no talent and are not beautiful. If one can’t make pedophile jokes about them, what other purpose do they serve on this earth? Bob Saget is a pathetic hypocrite, and yeh, hasn’t he ever seen a roast before? I think all the guys on Full House were pedophiles. If they weren’t before the show, they’d have to be by the time it went off the air! They’re only human. You try spending years and years around half-dressed little wanna-be actresses and see if you don’t get a woody thinking those were the best (and most lucrative) years of your life! Nuf said.

  24. Mairead says:

    Feynman, I mentioned the underage thing as I assumed that they were underaged at the time they were all in the same programme which seems to be the gist of the jokes.

    Look – I’ve never seen Full House, and I’m not sure what exactly a roast is (I’m assuming it’s a drunken ratbag Best Man’s speech at a wedding, but in front of cameras and far too many ‘Best Men”? )
    if I’m totally off track here, then fair enough, I’ll know better the next time.

  25. lanette says:

    it is disgusting to joke about child molestation.

    immoral and disgusting

  26. RAN says:

    Mairead, you’re on target about the roast… that’s all it is – sort of a raunchy best man’s speech, with all of your friends or frenemies talking/joking about you (if you were the one being roasted). But the person who is usually the butt of the jokes is the person being “roasted” not a couple young girls who’ve grown up with you. (I’m using “you” loosely – not meaning you specifically).

  27. Lee says:

    Subpar comedians whack the pinata repeatedly. Mediocre comics occasionally miss the candy factory and maybe whack themselves. Good comedians lose the stick on the backswing and take out a wallflower that never saw it coming. Brilliant comedians do not even have to swing at all. Comedy central is currently full of “talents” who peek through the blindfold to improve their already dead aim at the completely obvious.

  28. Nan says:

    Nothing is taking John Stamos down. He is looking fierce!

  29. Starla says:

    As a incest survivor, I think any pedophilic “joke” is unjust, unfair and uncalled for!
    They were supposed to be roasting him not them.
    Yes, I know he does a raunchy act now, but, that has nothing to do with the twins.
    Seriously, when will molestation be seen as a horrible crime that ruins young children’s lives forever, you can’t make a joke about something so cruel.
    Thats my say, and as for the roast, it was boring and ridiculous.
    I have seen way better and do expect raunchy humour but this one was awful.

    May God bless and keep the children of the world safe!

  30. Snowblood says:

    @ Starla, I’m right there in your corner, bella. I absolutely agree. And it was Saget’s roast, not the Olsen twins’ roast, as you & others pointed out, so the girls – who WERE girls while that TV show was being taped – ought not to be dragged into it and mocked in such a demeaning, awful and thoroughly unfunny way. That’s just bullsh*t. 😡

  31. Snowblood says:

    😆 Nan sure loves her some hot Greek John Stamos! That’s gotta be like the third time I’ve heard you mention him in the past week, bella! Yeah, he’s always been a hottie, that’s for sure… 😀

  32. Snowblood says:

    @ Lee – ” Subpar comedians whack the pinata repeatedly. Mediocre comics occasionally miss the candy factory and maybe whack themselves. Good comedians lose the stick on the backswing and take out a wallflower that never saw it coming. Brilliant comedians do not even have to swing at all. Comedy central is currently full of “talents” who peek through the blindfold to improve their already dead aim at the completely obvious. ”

    That was an AWEsome post! So well stated, Lee. You’re spot on, dead spot on with these observations & thoughts, just brilliant. 8)

  33. Kim says:

    They should all be ashamed of themselves, especially Gilbert Gottfried. His joke about “ass hurt” was disgusting. And I guess the absolutely worst insult one male comic can make to another is “you’re gay.” It was endless and moronic. I’m gay and I have a great sense of humor, but I didn’t laugh once. I should have turned it off – what was I thinking?

  34. Tom says:

    Come on people it was just a comedy roast, get over it and move on…
    To many self righteous people in the world today..
    It’s people like you who destroyed Don Rickles career because he wasn’t PC enough.

  35. Bat.Wing says:

    Im alittle lost here…..
    their both legal adults, both Mary-Kate & Ashley . They better learn to take a joke or sarcasm, because life is full of it. Besides, their not any more special than the rest of us in the world. The worlds pretty well forgotten about them anyways.

  36. Marianna says:

    who’s that woman?

  37. Ron says:

    There’s no excuse for the repulsive and disgusting jokes made about “Michelle”

    I was shocked

    Roasts are most certainly not about targeting little girls for pedophile jokes

    Never were…there has never..ever…ever been this kind of “humor” on any roast since it’s beginning

    Unacceptable. Extremely disappointed in the so-called comedians

  38. ashley olsen is datein a black guy now d jukes
    they make a good couple this news is all over the net

  39. Bianca says:

    I think Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen are beautiful girls in the world
    As litlle girls
    As kids
    As teenagers
    As an a adults

  40. Bianca says:

    Mary-kate and ashely olsen movies and shows are awesome and funny
    Passport to paris
    Are lips are steeled
    Billboard dad
    New york minutes
    Holiday in the sun

    Two of a kind
    So little time