Comments on: Jessica Simpson wants to become a spokeswoman for a weight loss program http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/ Stylish celebrity escapism Thu, 23 May 2013 20:46:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: zinnia http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2533269 zinnia Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:42:56 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2533269 But I don't eat wheat/pasta/bread and I don't drink milk or yougurt. Sometimes I eat cheese, but rarely and sometimes I eat butter. But that's all the dairy I need. I stay very healthy that way. But I don’t eat wheat/pasta/bread and I don’t drink milk or yougurt. Sometimes I eat cheese, but rarely and sometimes I eat butter. But that’s all the dairy I need. I stay very healthy that way.

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]]> By: zinnia http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2533207 zinnia Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:38:45 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2533207 Why not just stop eating fried shitt like a crazy person, and take a walk or ride the bicycle for an hour a day??? Jesus eat an apple and then you will be fine! What's the big deal, people really needs to stop overeating and refusing to walk as much as an inch! That is all! /z Why not just stop eating fried shitt like a crazy person, and take a walk or ride the bicycle for an hour a day??? Jesus eat an apple and then you will be fine!

What’s the big deal, people really needs to stop overeating and refusing to walk as much as an inch! That is all!

/z

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]]> By: the original bellaluna http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2521229 the original bellaluna Sat, 08 Jan 2011 17:50:58 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2521229 My dear friend Amy always tells me "You lose weight so rapidly and so easily. It FLOORS me. You carry your weight so well." I'm blessed with the gift of height, and Amy, God love her, is not. It's not that I lose it so rapidly & so easily - I just choose not to eat crap, nor do I choose to eat after a certain time. It really is that easy. I have a full-time job and 3 teenagers residing at home (out of 4 kids total). If they want to eat crap (try telling teenagers they can't eat crap), that's their choice. I choose not to. I do not eat fast food. I do not like fast food. (Hubby told me not too long ago "Even when you want fast food, it's healthy" to my request for fried zucchini), as opposed to everyone else's requests for burgers & fries). I no longer crave empty carbs if I avoid them for a week. I don't need a "weight loss programme" to tell me how to lose weight. I just don't eat crap. My dear friend Amy always tells me “You lose weight so rapidly and so easily. It FLOORS me. You carry your weight so well.” I’m blessed with the gift of height, and Amy, God love her, is not. It’s not that I lose it so rapidly & so easily – I just choose not to eat crap, nor do I choose to eat after a certain time. It really is that easy. I have a full-time job and 3 teenagers residing at home (out of 4 kids total). If they want to eat crap (try telling teenagers they can’t eat crap), that’s their choice. I choose not to. I do not eat fast food. I do not like fast food. (Hubby told me not too long ago “Even when you want fast food, it’s healthy” to my request for fried zucchini), as opposed to everyone else’s requests for burgers & fries). I no longer crave empty carbs if I avoid them for a week. I don’t need a “weight loss programme” to tell me how to lose weight. I just don’t eat crap.

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]]> By: JQ http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2516961 JQ Sat, 08 Jan 2011 09:30:39 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2516961 LMAO@ "When you sign on for these endorsement deals, do you have to give the money back if you inhale an entire ham in one sitting?" Oh Kaiser! Love it! I almost choked when it said "140 lbs." though. Really? C'mon. I'm 6 months pregnant and heavier than 140 now but I look way better than she does. She's gotta put down the booze and get her butt into the gym. LMAO@ “When you sign on for these endorsement deals, do you have to give the money back if you inhale an entire ham in one sitting?” Oh Kaiser! Love it!

I almost choked when it said “140 lbs.” though. Really? C’mon. I’m 6 months pregnant and heavier than 140 now but I look way better than she does. She’s gotta put down the booze and get her butt into the gym.

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]]> By: Crash2GO2 http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2513522 Crash2GO2 Sat, 08 Jan 2011 04:31:32 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2513522 "Wow, we have some super skinnies here. 5′4 and 108 is LA weight. My very healthy, athletic daughter at age 12 is 130 lbs and nobody would call her tubby." I agree - some light weights! But hey - small bones make a BIG difference. That is why there is a range. And your athletic daughter no doubt has a very healthy muscle to fat ratio. :) “Wow, we have some super skinnies here. 5′4 and 108 is LA weight. My very healthy, athletic daughter at age 12 is 130 lbs and nobody would call her tubby.”

I agree – some light weights! But hey – small bones make a BIG difference. That is why there is a range. And your athletic daughter no doubt has a very healthy muscle to fat ratio. :)

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]]> By: motheroftheyear http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2510563 motheroftheyear Sat, 08 Jan 2011 00:57:15 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2510563 @ guesty and someone else... Lol..thanks for the props! I had a feeling something like this would happen. There are no accidents in the carefully-crafted world her father has created for her. And certainly no opportunity left unturned! Happy Friday! :) @ guesty and someone else…

Lol..thanks for the props!
I had a feeling something like this would happen. There are no accidents in the carefully-crafted world her father has created for her. And certainly no opportunity left unturned!

Happy Friday!

:)

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]]> By: bagladey http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2504901 bagladey Fri, 07 Jan 2011 15:14:15 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2504901 If Jessica thinks she needs to lose some weight she should choose the fat farm or diet system to her liking, PAY for it, and get to it. If Jessica thinks she needs to lose some weight she should choose the fat farm or diet system to her liking, PAY for it, and get to it.

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]]> By: Lukie http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2504263 Lukie Fri, 07 Jan 2011 14:23:48 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2504263 I just lost everything I typed :( Short version: don't go by charts, go by muscle mass. If I dropped down to 114 lbs., I'd look like a crack head. That's not my opinion, that is my doctor's. I get very annoyed when people think men w/athletic builds are looking for the same in their women. To quote a fluffy friend of mine that dated a hot bodied federal agent, "your body is a playground I never want to get off of." At my heaviest weight, I dated a trainer that wasn't trying to make me skinny. He enjoyed "squeezing". Jessica Simpson needs to drop about 18 lbs. If she quit drinking, kept a food journal and hit a gym, she'd drop it pretty fast. She needs weight watchers. If nothing else, she will realize how many calories she is consuming while partying. And you don't need to be "fat" to join W.W. If you are 10 pounds over weight for your body, they take you. Happy Friday. I just lost everything I typed :(
Short version:
don’t go by charts, go by muscle mass. If I dropped down to 114 lbs., I’d look like a crack head. That’s not my opinion, that is my doctor’s.

I get very annoyed when people think men w/athletic builds are looking for the same in their women. To quote a fluffy friend of mine that dated a hot bodied federal agent, “your body is a playground I never want to get off of.” At my heaviest weight, I dated a trainer that wasn’t trying to make me skinny. He enjoyed “squeezing”.

Jessica Simpson needs to drop about 18 lbs. If she quit drinking, kept a food journal and hit a gym, she’d drop it pretty fast. She needs weight watchers. If nothing else, she will realize how many calories she is consuming while partying.

And you don’t need to be “fat” to join W.W. If you are 10 pounds over weight for your body, they take you.

Happy Friday.

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]]> By: Roma http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2503769 Roma Fri, 07 Jan 2011 13:14:14 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2503769 I think Jessica is just too extreme. Either skinny starved in daisy dukes or muffin topping out of her reindeer leggings. She needs a lifestyle change, for sure. She wants to booze? I get that. But to account for my social life I have to eat extremely healthy during the week so I can indulge in some champagne and vodka on the weekend. She needs a nutritionist and a trainer that pushes her but not in a Dukes of Hazards way. Just get the girl doing some cardio to start and the rest would probably fall into place. I think Jessica is just too extreme. Either skinny starved in daisy dukes or muffin topping out of her reindeer leggings.

She needs a lifestyle change, for sure. She wants to booze? I get that. But to account for my social life I have to eat extremely healthy during the week so I can indulge in some champagne and vodka on the weekend.

She needs a nutritionist and a trainer that pushes her but not in a Dukes of Hazards way. Just get the girl doing some cardio to start and the rest would probably fall into place.

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]]> By: K-Burrrd http://www.celebitchy.com/134285/jessica_simpson_wants_to_become_a_spokeswoman_for_weight_loss_programs/#comment-2503695 K-Burrrd Fri, 07 Jan 2011 13:03:06 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=134285#comment-2503695 @tiki-best comment. I think we're all witnessing the beginnings of a serious down-spiral. All this time, I expected it to be Ashley. @tiki-best comment.

I think we’re all witnessing the beginnings of a serious down-spiral. All this time, I expected it to be Ashley.

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