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		<title>By: Cassie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In regards to Elisha&#039;s assertion of the corruption of the police force: I must contend to her notions. Just last Saturday while driving home from a party, I found myself stuck at the longest red light in the town. I was really hoping to run it until a copper pulled up across the way. He looked me straight in the eyes, as if to say, &quot;see you in hell, bitch&quot;, and freaking ran the red light himself.

All things considered, Shia is clearly being victimized by an equally unscrupulous police force!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In regards to Elisha&#8217;s assertion of the corruption of the police force: I must contend to her notions. Just last Saturday while driving home from a party, I found myself stuck at the longest red light in the town. I was really hoping to run it until a copper pulled up across the way. He looked me straight in the eyes, as if to say, &#8220;see you in hell, bitch&#8221;, and freaking ran the red light himself.</p>
<p>All things considered, Shia is clearly being victimized by an equally unscrupulous police force!
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<dc:creator>elisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>daisy: No, my friend is a cop. Or an aspiring cop I should say. He was at orientation in Oakland (one of the more violent cities in the state where they actually NEED heavy police presense) and the police there warned about certain corrupt police departments, saying not to work for them. They even said the cities (typically more affluent areas where the cops have nothing to do, but there&#039;s no shortage of them eager to work there because they get payed well without having to deal with the typical ugliness police in crime cities do). That&#039;s what my comment was in reference to.

Also, I&#039;m a tv reporter and my boss sorta feeds us this disdain for police as well. He tells us to try not to get soundbites from them and ALWAYS get the other side of the story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>daisy: No, my friend is a cop. Or an aspiring cop I should say. He was at orientation in Oakland (one of the more violent cities in the state where they actually NEED heavy police presense) and the police there warned about certain corrupt police departments, saying not to work for them. They even said the cities (typically more affluent areas where the cops have nothing to do, but there&#8217;s no shortage of them eager to work there because they get payed well without having to deal with the typical ugliness police in crime cities do). That&#8217;s what my comment was in reference to.</p>
<p>Also, I&#8217;m a tv reporter and my boss sorta feeds us this disdain for police as well. He tells us to try not to get soundbites from them and ALWAYS get the other side of the story.
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		<title>By: CB Rawks</title>
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		<dc:creator>CB Rawks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 16:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A friend of mine has fake legs and real feet.
Sorry, I stole that joke from Steven Wright. :D
I hope Shia wont lose any digits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine has fake legs and real feet.<br />
Sorry, I stole that joke from Steven Wright. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
I hope Shia wont lose any digits.
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		<title>By: Anne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 15:31:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>His hand is bandaged but his pinky is sticking out of the wrapping...so, ya, it&#039;s not even injured.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>His hand is bandaged but his pinky is sticking out of the wrapping&#8230;so, ya, it&#8217;s not even injured.
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		<title>By: daisy424</title>
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		<dc:creator>daisy424</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Elisha, have you been wrongly accused of an offense?  You seem criticize the police frequenly.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Elisha, have you been wrongly accused of an offense?  You seem criticize the police frequenly.
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 14:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My grandma was missing half of one of her index fingers. She cut it off with a table saw while helping some friends work on their house. It was kinda wierd, but never a big deal.

I&#039;m sure Shia will be fine</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My grandma was missing half of one of her index fingers. She cut it off with a table saw while helping some friends work on their house. It was kinda wierd, but never a big deal.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure Shia will be fine
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		<title>By: elisha</title>
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		<dc:creator>elisha</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I believe him that he wasn&#039;t drinking and driving. We have super-corrupt cops all over this state.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I believe him that he wasn&#8217;t drinking and driving. We have super-corrupt cops all over this state.
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		<title>By: Syko</title>
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		<dc:creator>Syko</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just saw a headline on my Comcast home page saying &quot;no amputation&quot; for him.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just saw a headline on my Comcast home page saying &#8220;no amputation&#8221; for him.
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