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		<title>By: twotouchmiracle</title>
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		<dc:creator>twotouchmiracle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 17:08:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>she even came up with a coule of the funnier lines.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>she even came up with a coule of the funnier lines.
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		<title>By: Genvieve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Genvieve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To Reluctant:

Bravo! Thanks for saying what many of us out here think!</description>
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<p>Bravo! Thanks for saying what many of us out here think!
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		<title>By: reluctant cynic</title>
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		<dc:creator>reluctant cynic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The fact that there are actually people who actually think she memorized, thought of, or in any way contributed intellectually to either the energy policy debate or to this crappy spoof is a sure sign that our society is slow-circling down the toilet. Celebitchy, we who are about to drown, salute you!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fact that there are actually people who actually think she memorized, thought of, or in any way contributed intellectually to either the energy policy debate or to this crappy spoof is a sure sign that our society is slow-circling down the toilet. Celebitchy, we who are about to drown, salute you!
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		<title>By: WilliamG</title>
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		<dc:creator>WilliamG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 01:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She didn’t do this video out of political consciousness; she has proven, time and again that she has none.  She did it for the publicity.  Some things never change.  

Sorry, but I’m not impressed with someone just because they are pretty, know how to strike a pose, or know how to make a turkey sandwich.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She didn’t do this video out of political consciousness; she has proven, time and again that she has none.  She did it for the publicity.  Some things never change.  </p>
<p>Sorry, but I’m not impressed with someone just because they are pretty, know how to strike a pose, or know how to make a turkey sandwich.
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		<title>By: WilliamG</title>
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		<dc:creator>WilliamG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She didn’t do this video out of political consciousness; she has proven, time and again that she has none.  She did it for the publicity.  Some things never change.  

Sorry, but I’m not impressed with someone just because they are pretty, know how to strike a pose, or know how to make a turkey sandwich.   
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She didn’t do this video out of political consciousness; she has proven, time and again that she has none.  She did it for the publicity.  Some things never change.  </p>
<p>Sorry, but I’m not impressed with someone just because they are pretty, know how to strike a pose, or know how to make a turkey sandwich.
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		<title>By: WilliamG</title>
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		<dc:creator>WilliamG</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m always amazed at the people who buy into image hype, and what someone or something looks like. 

This is a woman who claimed that she created her “empire” all on her own; that she’s “running a huge company,” or that West Africa is a great country, or my least favorite,  “Yeah…I hear Rwanda is really dangerous.”   (Just a few examples out of many.)   Reading a script that someone else has written isn’t her problem – it’s talking on her own, unrehearsed, and off the cuff.  If I were her PR rep, I’d hire a bodyguard to tackle anyone that got within 10 feet of her with a microphone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m always amazed at the people who buy into image hype, and what someone or something looks like. </p>
<p>This is a woman who claimed that she created her “empire” all on her own; that she’s “running a huge company,” or that West Africa is a great country, or my least favorite,  “Yeah…I hear Rwanda is really dangerous.”   (Just a few examples out of many.)   Reading a script that someone else has written isn’t her problem – it’s talking on her own, unrehearsed, and off the cuff.  If I were her PR rep, I’d hire a bodyguard to tackle anyone that got within 10 feet of her with a microphone.
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		<title>By: Snowblood</title>
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		<dc:creator>Snowblood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:22:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cute header photo. She looks 1,000 times better when she cracks a genuine smile.

It matters not one whit whether or not she either memorised or read or half-memorised, half-read, her monologue for that awesome FunnyOrDie video. I have a feeling she did memorise most of it, especially when she launches into the &quot;politician-speak&quot; about off-shore oil drilling etc. Whatever she might have had trouble remembering verbatim, she got promp-help on, just like everyone else in front of a camera doing small, short shoots like this. Or, big, long shoots, too, come to think of it.

Gossip-rag and daily tabloid &quot;sources&quot; are never, ever real, are they? Since when is an unnamed, non-verifiable nebulous &quot;source&quot; ever right? Besides Deepthroat?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cute header photo. She looks 1,000 times better when she cracks a genuine smile.</p>
<p>It matters not one whit whether or not she either memorised or read or half-memorised, half-read, her monologue for that awesome FunnyOrDie video. I have a feeling she did memorise most of it, especially when she launches into the &#8220;politician-speak&#8221; about off-shore oil drilling etc. Whatever she might have had trouble remembering verbatim, she got promp-help on, just like everyone else in front of a camera doing small, short shoots like this. Or, big, long shoots, too, come to think of it.</p>
<p>Gossip-rag and daily tabloid &#8220;sources&#8221; are never, ever real, are they? Since when is an unnamed, non-verifiable nebulous &#8220;source&#8221; ever right? Besides Deepthroat?
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		<title>By: Call</title>
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		<dc:creator>Call</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 23:12:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kaiser;

What did you think the director would say?  He&#039;s a gentleman, for Pete&#039;s sake.  And there were a LOT more than four takes -- count the edit cuts. No one is saying that Paris is the kind of person to throw rocks at someone at a shoot...she&#039;s just an enormous phony.  I&#039;ve read some of the comments she&#039;s come out with during the past year, and she is quite a liar.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kaiser;</p>
<p>What did you think the director would say?  He&#8217;s a gentleman, for Pete&#8217;s sake.  And there were a LOT more than four takes &#8212; count the edit cuts. No one is saying that Paris is the kind of person to throw rocks at someone at a shoot&#8230;she&#8217;s just an enormous phony.  I&#8217;ve read some of the comments she&#8217;s come out with during the past year, and she is quite a liar.
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		<title>By: genna</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She did not write, create, nor originate this video.  It was written by Henchy and McKay.  She had nothing to do with it but flub her lines.  Sheesh, people, wake up.  Do you honestly think she&#039;s going to give credit to anyone other than herself?  Count the cut-edits...pretty poor shoot as well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She did not write, create, nor originate this video.  It was written by Henchy and McKay.  She had nothing to do with it but flub her lines.  Sheesh, people, wake up.  Do you honestly think she&#8217;s going to give credit to anyone other than herself?  Count the cut-edits&#8230;pretty poor shoot as well.
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		<title>By: MEchelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>MEchelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 18:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If you watch the damn thing you can tell she&#039;s reading cue cards. Cheebus.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you watch the damn thing you can tell she&#8217;s reading cue cards. Cheebus.
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