What people are saying about the supposed Suri pictures


So these far-away pictures of a supposed baby Suri where published on X17online, and I found myself reading all the comments on JustJared. I’m rather fascinated by the sordid baby Suri story, and personally believe that something incredibly fishy is going on. Like the pictures of the Loch Ness Monster (which some claim were just the trunks of submerged circus elephants bathing in the Loch) all is not what it seems. There’s something ominous and creepy about these photographs and they look staged.

Here are my favorite comments, organized by category, from JustJared.

These pictures are really creepy, and make it seem like Katie is trapped

Ugh, I got the shivers looking at this picture. It is very Omen-esque…like the scary nanny and the mansion. So very scary. – MMM

Looks like a scene out of a horror movie. Woman gazes out of window of large country manor house as child of satsn lulls behind her in crib plottin end of the world. Whatever! So tired of Tom, Katie (Kate) and even the child that they could show up at my door and I wouldn’t care. – HeyBabyHeyBabyHey

It’s a scene from Amityville Horror meets Rosemary’s Baby. – Niecy

The Baby is too big. It’s older than they claim or it’s a doll:

It looks too big to be a baby…it’s probably Tom wearing diapers. It is truly scary as mentioned in other comments…I think when I do see the baby I will still never belive it is truly the couple’s real child. 🙁 – Natalie

Uh, that looks like a 2 year old…and something is DEIFINTELY rotten in Denmark. I am so over Tom “Crazy Pants” Cruise. – redonkulous

this baby looks too big to be 4 months!! katie looks scarey looking out the window. i got chills, they’re multiplying! – diane

My friend’s baby is 10 months, 28″ tall and 18 pounds. My baby is 3 months old, 23″ tall and 15 pounds. Don’t make me cry by saying Suri couldn’t POSSIBLY be that big already- my guy’s a Sumo! 🙂 – UberGoober

These pictures are staged:

I’d feel bad that we were peeking into their house if the whole thing didn’t scream “STAGED!!!!” I hope Katie is planning her escape. – mickey

Fake…its a prop. Plus, why would you leave a baby just laying on a bed alone? Its staged and fake?!?! – Me

It’s wrong to peep into the Cruise’s mansion:

am i the onlyone who finds it kinda wrong that they peeked into their windows with a telephoto lens? sure i want to see thekid,but this makes me feel kinda weird. – ter

I can’t stand Tom or Katie, but I think the paps are going too far. I’d be pissed if they were taking pictures of people in my damn house! Disgusting. What a culture we live in. – Erin

i think katie is trying to spot the helicopter. wellthe baby (actually the whole pic) looks way to grany to see anything, so vanity fair still got their scoop. however i think it’s wrong to take these kind of pics, even though i can’t bring myself to not look at them. still i feel kinda bad for them.- Bertz

The way these photos were taken is horrible indeed! Celebrities can’t even stand at their windows without being photographed! No miracle that Suri hasn’t seen the day of light yet – when they even take pictures of her when she’s IN the house! – Angelika

About the conspiracy:

Anonymous , I totally agree with you. I know an insider, as well, who swears that Tom is gay, that he knows of assorted men and “rent boys” that have been brought in for Tom (he’s that close to the situation) and that the baby Nicole miscarried was her driver’s (not Ewan MacGregor’s) and Tom was PISSED that she violated her contract, just shy of its 10-year stipulation…that’s why he TRIED to get away with not giving her the pay-off on their business contract sham of a marriage. People have been PAID to keep their mouths shut; others have been PAID to lie their asses off! Tom has NOT fathered any biological child because he has not had sex with any of his so-called wives…they have ALL been under contract in their “marriages” to pose as a real wife and have been paid well and signed papers that they cannot disclose ANY information on Tom, their relationship or his involvement with the Church of $. So, you will NOT be hearing any negative or contradictory comments from Nicole. He even bugged her house after they split. There is a baby, but it was born back in December. That is the reason Katie’s belly has fluctuated so much in size…yes, she was pregnant, but she was pregnant long before it was announced. They cannot show the baby at this time, because the baby is too big to be passed off as a four-month-old, because it is, in fact, eight months old. The baby IS NOT TOM’S! As far as the paps go, this is an invasion of privacy. I don’t know if that picture is really Suri, yet. But Suri is not a four-month-old baby! Tom may release photos when she gets large enough to “fudge” her age, but right now, she could NOT pass for a four-month-old. End of story. – whisper

Stop thinking about this shit that long! Just because there haven’t been any photos around yet Katie wasn’t even pregnant at all, Tom isn’t the biological father or the kid is somehow ugly or what?? That’s absolutely crazy, and I feel sorry for everyone like Aisling who invent crazy, weird stuff in their heads. That’s complete bullshit, there haven’t been any pictures of Tom’s adopted kids at the beginning either, he just obviously didn’t want it – look at all the Scientology rules, people aren’t even allowed to do baby talk in Suri’s presence, so why should the public be allowed to even SEE her? Just forget about this baby and live your own life! You’ll see the pictures when they’re released, end of story!! – Angelika

Whatever’s going on, these creepy ass pictures don’t clear it up!

Meanwhile the Beckhams have been invited to see the miracle changeling in person, but the list of rules are weird as hell. Maybe by inviting the Beckhams and telling them they can’t touch, photograph or talk to the baby, Cruise’s camp hopes to explain why the poor thing hasn’t seen the light of day.

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  1. xiaoecho says:

    That picture of Katie in the window is soooo spooky. It looks like a ghost pic. Could it be a cardboard cutout? I’d do it!

  2. jess says:

    i always thought it looked like someone was changing the babies diaper or something…if you look close you can see another set of arms above the baby. however i nanny for a 2 1/2 year old…this baby looks at least 12 mos old

  3. xiaoecho says:

    the baby definately looks crawling size and why is Katie completely made up?