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To further prove that there is no justice in the world: Paris Hilton is getting her own superhero comic book. And not some cheesy stupid one that she’s having to pay someone a lot of money to make in her attempts to further over saturate the world with her Picasso-esq image. She’s collaborating with none other than Stan Lee, of X-Men, Spider-Man, Fantastic Four, and the Hulk fame. Not bad.
Paris Hilton has revealed she is creating a new superhero based on herself.
The hotel heiress has been working with Stan Lee, who co-created the Spider-Man comic books, to invent a character for a new MTV cartoon. While Paris refused to divulge any details of the new collaboration, she did reveal her favourite superhero power. She said: “I’d love to be invisible – that would be fun!” Paris is no stranger to lending her name to various projects. The 27-year-old beauty has her own perfume range, a line of hair extensions, a footwear line, and will release a sports collection later this year.
[From News.com.au]
How in the world does Paris Hilton go from cheap-ass perfume and even cheaper acrylic hair to working with someone as iconic as Stan Lee? I don’t know jack about comics, but even I know he is like the best of the best. Paris’ face shouldn’t even be allowed to grace one of those annoying cheesy caricature drawings half-assed artists doodle in two minutes in Central Park. When you look at her closely, Paris actually does sort of look like a life-sized caricature. Especially those feet.
I can’t help but wonder just how accurate the Stan Lee SuperParis will be. Will she have a magical bird nose that senses when baby animals need worms? What kind of superpower will that half-open eye have? Maybe the ability to somehow never have corrective surgery, despite being stuck to a woman who won’t stop pimping herself.
Here’s Paris Hilton shopping at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills on Saturday. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Comics, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Photos, Stan Lee
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I really had to look twice…..she looks like Nicole Richie!
Copycat!
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why do people hate her so much. ever think about what you would be like if you were as reach and spoiled as she is. personally i think i’d be a much bigger brat. plus she’s actually doing something and making her own money.
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Stop the madness!!!!
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I know I would not be one bit like Paris. Nope. Re the book: I didn’t think something as awesome as Marvel could jump the shark, but alas, it just did. But then again, like a superhero, it just may regenerate bigger and stronger after this tragic mistake.
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Valiant Valtrex Powers UNITE!!!
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I know comics. And i know Stan Lee is not “the best of the best” he’s just awful good at making people think that. He collaborated with Jack Kirby to create the now infamous characters we all know. He didn’t design them or draw them, he came up with simplistic ideas and had other people run with it. Okay, he’s half man, half spider.. spiderman! Now do all the hard work for me.. He’s kinda like Paris in that way, really good at slapping his name on other peoples ideas and hard work. They’re perfect together.
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Stan Lee also created Stripperella with Pam Anderson.
‘Nuff said.
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“How in the world does Paris Hilton go from cheap-ass perfume and even cheaper acrylic hair to working with someone as iconic as Stan Lee?”
Because Stan Lee needs the money. He got involved in a political campaign a long time ago, and the campaign stiffed him on a benefit he threw. He put up 2 million of his own money, and they never paid him back (claimed it was an “in-kind” contribution of about $100,000.00). Stan Lee went bankrupt about a year after that.
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Meh. Doesn’t surprise me. He did a trashy comic with Pamela as well.
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Super-Skank?
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Please go AWAY!! Ugh!
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The talentless adventures of super-hoe??? GO SIT THE PHUCK DOWN SOMEWHERE! UGH!
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a super hero that kills villians with her enormous feet! that’s hot.
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This is a bit un-relevant and mean, but when did she get boobs?
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Little pimpy Paris is also opening a restautant/nightclub in Las Vegas soon in a “HOT SPOT”, she has said. She also will NOT reveal the name yet because ” it is so unique and so HER”, she is afraid someone will steal it. That is what Vegas needs. A new eatery. With Hilton sitting in a plasic champagne glass singing all night long.
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Stan Lee’s association with great characters doesn’t necessarily mean anything. Matt Groening has interesting ideas, but someone else on the show refined the characters and turned it into a hit. I think there was a smashing article about it in August 2007′s Vanity Fair.
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Julie, when did he go bankrupt? I can’t find any info and I’m curious.
Edit: Never mind- HE didn’t go bankrupt, the company he started did
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@hello, I think she has a special enhancing bra on…I’d love to know what kind it is!
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Javagirl1/Steph;I bet she is wearing “chicken cutlets” in her push up bra.
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Whatever she’s got in there Daisy, her boobs look amazing! People in Hollywood have the best tricks for smaller chests…because you know they can’t all be a perfect C cup!
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Pssst, Paris — we’d love it if you were invisible, too!
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If you see the interview where she says her superpower that actual quote is”I would love the power of… invisibility, to be invisible then disappear.” She is a person with feelings and I think we forget that when we constantly make fun of her…
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