“Britney Spears’ busted weave has rivets, right?” links

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Jesus Christ, does Britney Spears‘ weave have RIVETS? [Yeeeah]
This post about The Social Network just makes me love Stephen Colbert. [LaineyGossip]
See Kate Hudson‘s baby bump! [A Socialite Life]
Pete Wentz‘s new hair style: I kind of like it. [Dlisted]
Suri and Katie Holmes in LA. [Pop Sugar]
Tina Fey‘s new movie role: university admissions cougar. [Celebuzz]
Haiti, one year after the earthquake: where did the $1.4 billion go? [Bossip]
Something something JON HAMM something. [Pajiba]
I‘m pretty sure Christina Aguilera is drunk in these photos. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Johnny Weir talks about sex, with Howard Stern. [ONTD]
Simon Cowell versus Jennifer Lopez: Death-match! [Agent Bedhead]
LeAnn Rimes talks about going to counseling with Brandi Glanville. [Radar]
Matt LeBlanc interview for ‘Episodes‘. [PopEater]
Carrie Fisher is your new Jenny Craig spokeswoman. [LimeLife]
Eva Longoria is still so desperate for attention, isn‘t she? [Bitten and Bound]
Snooki doesn‘t want to be called Snooki anymore. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Audrina Patridge‘s Tijuana tits are on the cover of FHM. [PopBytes]

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  1. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    OMG. That is the most messed up looking crap I’ve seen in awhile..

    She and Demi should go out and hang together..

  2. Roma says:

    Microbead extensions. BUT… that looks like an insanely bad application.

  3. vic says:

    franken-weave.

  4. brin says:

    She must really miss the trailer park.

  5. dit says:

    What bag is that?? Ew, that looks like something out of a Walmart catalogue.

  6. nycmom10024 says:

    Demi’s hair was just messy, Britney just doesn’t care. Is this another cry for help from Britney?

  7. guesty says:

    omg @ britney! why are the tracks showing?

    brandi needs to tell leann to stick her twitter up her twatter…not go to counseling with her. tweet this b*tch. snap out of it brandi & stop playing nice.

    when will heva not be desperate…answer…never. howevs pauly d is now interested in her squirrely ass single self.

    lol @ tijuana tits.

  8. Kaiser says:

    guesty – I wish I could take credit for “Tijuana tits” but to give credit where it’s due, Spencer Pratt said that about Audrina’s boob job.

  9. LindyLou says:

    Good Lord! Someone make it stop! Just when you thought her hair couldn’t possibly look any worse….*shudder*.

  10. guesty says:

    @kaiser..you’re a gem. so enjoy reading your snark everyday.

  11. happygirl says:

    Was Britney partying with Charlie Sheen, too??

    A big WHAT THE HELL????? on her extensions. I. Just. Don’t. Get. It.

  12. RhymesWithSilver says:

    Oof- like the DC Metro, that weave needs to be shut down for track maintenance.

  13. Jezi says:

    OMG!! Brittany get it together with that hair.

    As for Ms. Leann Rimes, she attended one counseling session with Brandi, not sessions. In that session Brandi was forced to sign a confidentiality agreement. Does that sound like concern for those 2 boys? She doesn’t give a shit about those boys.

  14. JenJen says:

    Oh no, Brittany! Is she trying to be sent back to the mental ward??? Someone please help this girl!

  15. happygirl says:

    @ Jezi – Ooooo…so, I remember hearing Brandi didn’t sign the confidentiality agreement the first time, right? I wonder why she had to this time…I’m just curious.

    Edit – LMAO @ RhymesWithSilver – um…seriously!

    Edit again! I just have to say about Britney…her dad won’t let her leave the house without a bra, but he lets her leave like THIS? I’d rather see her boobs!

  16. OXA says:

    I think I liked her better with her head shaved.

  17. JuJuBee says:

    Britney just doesn’t give a damn, does she?

  18. Lilou says:

    Yeah… Yesterday, the girl released her new song and, WITHIN ONE FREAKING DAY, became number one in 16 countries… And what did you all do, except critizing a girl for her apparence??

    But apparently it’s easier to talk about her hair than to talk about her carreer or her success…

  19. padiddle says:

    Forget how rich she is, how do you look in the mirror and allow yourself to go out like that? HOW?
    Also – you guys see the first pictures of Rooney Mara as Salander. She looks pretty spot on to what the book described, still won’t be able to top Noomi’s performance, though.

  20. liz says:

    What I don’t understand is how in “ONE FREAKING DAY, became number one in 16 countries… ” it’s terrible. I guess there are more rave-going gay men in the world than I thought.

  21. brin says:

    @Jezi….I thought Brandi said in the Radar interview that she didn’t sign the confidentiality agreement because she didn’t do anything wrong. Please tell me she didn’t cave in & sign one.

  22. RHONYC says:

    those aren’t ‘rivets’ kaiser, they’re ‘tracks’. lmao! 😆

  23. Sassy says:

    Excuse my caps, but…WHY CAN’T BRITNEY JUST SPORT HER OWN HAIR?????????

    I. Do. Not. Understand. these celebs WHO ARE RICH and can afford stylists but yet they can’t have GOOD hair? I’m not rich and I have nice hair – it’s long and healthy and pretty. So why does Britney have this shit? She shaved her head, what? three years ago? I’m sure it’s plenty long enough on it’s own. So bloody confusing.

    This stresses me. I need a cupcake.

  24. Riley says:

    Suri Cruise looks more mature than her mama in the photos above. Maybe it is because Katie is so dressed down. But that should be a rule: when you can afford to wear all nice clothes, and you have nothing much going on in your life, don’t let your 4 year old daughter out dress you.

  25. Jezi says:

    @happygirl she signed one just for that one session. So she couldn’t discuss what was said. I guess Leann & Eddie knew they had things to hide. Their behavior perhaps. She didn’t sign one when it came to the divorce and everything is open to discuss, except that one counseling session.

  26. happygirl says:

    @ Jezi – thank you for the explanation, as always 😉

    And…I’m sorry about Olive’s comments on the Kate Hudson thread. Completely uncalled for. But, I know you can handle yourself. I’m glad you stick around here!

  27. Mshuffleupagus says:

    Pete Wentz has divorced dad hair.

  28. april says:

    i like her
    maybe she just dont care, or is depressed, even though, she can afford to have a top notch hair stylist come to her house if she wants and fix her hair she doesnt even have to leave. guess it just isnt one of her priorities.

  29. Camille says:

    @liz: LOL! 😀

  30. Elfie says:

    OMG her hair is falling all together?!

  31. PandaBear says:

    omg — @sassy — exactly what i was thinking. she shaved her head AT LEAST two years ago. i lost all of my hair from sickness a few months ago and it’s growing back. i’m not rich but i splurge on nice hair products and my hair is FINE, lovely, even. briteny needs to GET IT TOGETHER. geez i need a freaking cupcake.

  32. dorothy says:

    That poor girl…..trailer park trash.

  33. Sassy says:

    @PandaBear – right?! All BritBrit has to do is get some decent product and LET GO OF THAT WEAVE SHIT. (Sorry you lost all of your hair but glad it’s growing back! Hope you are well now!).

  34. OhCamille! says:

    I really wonder what she’s thinking.
    I also really wonder if she cares about her career anymore. It’s as though she’s trying to derail her own success.
    IDK, she should take a break, but I bet her handlers are telling her she has to work if she wants to keep shopping.
    Jeez, she needs some fashion tips.

  35. TeeTee says:

    Some facts:
    Brit will never be able to grow her hair because of those glued in tracks

    Brit’s new song is mostly autotune
    Brit just doesn’t give a damn!!

    heavily medicated???

  36. Crash2GO2 says:

    @TeeTee: Microbeads don’t use glue, they squeeze them onto the hair.

  37. Aries_Mira says:

    Eww! Really, with the money that she has, can she not find someone to do this properly? That or cut it all off and get a really nice wig.

  38. Crash2GO2 says:

    My God Emma Forrest writes beautifully! I want that book.

  39. Shelley says:

    She’s suffering from trichotillomania, y’all – she pulls out her own hair and whoever does her weaves must feel like strangling her. It’s an OCD and a tough one as great damage is done in very little time and then takes months to grow back. This is what I think, anyway, from all the ‘bad weave’ photos I’ve seen in the past months. Shaving the head as she did is a not uncommon way for the sufferer to attempt to stop him or herself from the compulsive pulling.

  40. albeli says:

    Someone needs to hold her down and shave it all off so she can start fresh.

  41. abbizmal says:

    Dangit, albeli, I was going to say exactly that. Shave it off and start over and don’t put that junk in or bleach it. Extensions can’t be comfortable.

  42. Mouse says:

    I can’t believe when I was in college, this was the girl every guy wanted to nail. How the mighty have fallen.

  43. Cheyenne says:

    Shelley: She’s suffering from trichotillomania
    ===========================================

    I doubt it. I used to know someone who had trichotillomania and she had big bald patches in her scalp from where she pulled her hair out. I don’t see any bald spots on Brittney’s head, just a busted weave.

  44. Bopa says:

    I think I now know what the problem is. At first I assumed that the people putting in her weave didn’t know what they were doing. Now I think she doesn’t know how to wear one. She has a sew in and the way it was done she can’t wear a pony tail. She’s too stupid to style her hair the way the weave was put in for. She doesn’t need a weave she should wear her hair natural.

  45. Kj says:

    Agreed with the above poster. Here’s what I think happened: Brit had a photoshoot, they did a quick sew in that is only meant the be styled down. Brit is too lazy/crazy to go back to the stylist to get a more versatile weave, so she just says fuck it and puts it in a pony tail. Because that is exactly what a weave that is meant to be styled down looks like when you lift it up. Goddamnit, Britney.

    She may have trich (she IS a compulsive nail biter, which is under the same OCD umbrella), but I think she just takes shitty care of her weaves. If she had trich, she would most likely be pulling her lashes and brows as well. They look alright from what I can tell. I think she just can’t take care of her weaves. If you take poor care of extensions they can do serious damage to hair. Her real hair is probably breaking and shedding underneath considering the state of what’s usually on top.

  46. hellen says:

    Britney, dear…..remember that shiny pink wig? That’s right, oooooh all sparkly and shiny and PINK! Atta girl! Now….do you remember where you left it? Was it out there overnight on the sidewalk with your dolls, er I mean your children?

    Well, honey….. GO GET IT!!

  47. Hakura says:

    @Lilou (#) – And what did you all do, except critizing a girl for her apparence?? But apparently it’s easier to talk about her hair than to talk about her carreer or her success…

    Even you have to admit this hair is a hot mess. Brit’s not a novice at wearing weaves. She’s been doing so for more than a decade now, so can’t claim ignorance in ‘weave etiquette’. It’s just…Why bother having it put in at all (to improve your hair’s appearance) when you’re going to go out in public with it looking like that? She should just get a good quality wig.

    @Jezi (#25)- Did she really sign it for a session? I keep finding vague contradictory quotes about it.

    “Brandi Glanville revealed that she was told to sign a confidentiality agreement after trying counseling sessions with her ex-husband’s lover, but “it did not go so well.” “She added that Eddie and LeAnn wanted her to sign a confidentiality agreement but she refused because she believes that “I never did anything wrong.”

    “Rimes said that she’s “sorry that everything’s gone on the way it has,” and now that “there’s two little hearts involved, you want to protect them… “Me being a step mom,” Rimes said, “now it’s even more my responsibility.”

    I’d wondered how long it would take Leann to start officially titling herself ‘step mom‘. Notice that the way she says “sorry” comes across more as “I’m so sorry the fates & universe aligned (by no fault of my own) in such a way that it has upset you. But I’m thinking about the children now, as their step mom, I need to protect them!

    I was sort of speechless after reading what she said, to be honest.

  48. ! says:

    Hellen, I just have to ask: are you mentally ill?

  49. Megatrona says:

    Hellen was just making some jokes

  50. Angel says:

    That is not a weave. Those are clip on extensions, and she should have put them on upside down if she wanted to put her hair up.

    I really wish people would stop saying she has a ‘weave’. She is wearing clip on extensions now, probably trying to grow her own hair out, and has been for awhile. She doesn’t put them in very well, that’s why they always look like shit.

  51. di butler says:

    It’s been rumored for a long time she has problems with her own natural hair not growing back. I’d assume that’s why she has so many busted weaves.

  52. D says:

    @dit I believe the bag is Treesje. Great leather and far from Walmart brand. It does look cheapened when paired with her hair/outfit combo though.

  53. LindaR says:

    If she had just left her hair alone, after she shaved her head, it would be halfway down her back by now. Instead, she pays a ton of money to have long hair and an unnatural colour that has ruined whatever she had. Also, I haven’t seen her for a very long time as I don’t usually click on anything to do with her. She is not going to be a pretty older woman. She is not aging well and looks puffy. I hate to think what she will do to her face as she desperately tries to get her youth back. That should make for years of Celebitchy posts.

  54. Annie says:

    What’s going on with her hairline? It looks like male pattern baldness. Yuk.

  55. womanfromthenorth says:

    Hair grows 1/4 inch every month, she should have her own hair back.

    This just shows how lazy(crazy)she is and don’t give a shit.

    Time to take the clip ons out and see your real hair Brit…. it’s time

  56. Bopa says:

    @Angel

    Are you sure those are clip ons because those look like tracks from a sewed in weave.

  57. Bopa says:

    Lilou:
    January 12th, 2011 at 4:35 pm Yeah… Yesterday, the girl released her new song and, WITHIN ONE FREAKING DAY, became number one in 16 countries… And what did you all do, except critizing a girl for her apparence??

    But apparently it’s easier to talk about her hair than to talk about her carreer or her success…

    ++++++

    But Brits apperance is part of her celebrity. She’s not known for her singing as in she’s no Aretha or Patti Labelle so she doesn’t get a pass for having golden pipes. Knowing that her package is part of the driving force of her career she shouldn’t walk around looking like Major Bedhead.

  58. Hakura says:

    @Angel (#50)- “That is not a weave. Those are clip on extensions, and she should have put them on upside down if she wanted to put her hair up.”

    I don’t know how you can be so sure… it’s incredibly hard to tell just from this picture if it’s ‘tracks’ from a weave, or clip ins. I think it looks more like tracks.

  59. Kitten says:

    Does anyone else think they look like clip-on extensions that were applied upside-down?

  60. TeeTee says:

    looks like a glued in weave–those are some HUGE tracks to be clip ins..

    whatever it is, its making hr more bald–the stress that this is putting on her already thin hair, wow!

    shows her dad and her “people/staff” don’t give a damn about her to me.

    if they can make her perform, they could hire a mandatory stylist BEFORE outings..

    I don’t care, I blame her damn daddy!

  61. Str8Shooter says:

    You can take the skank out of the trailer park….lol

    I know that sounds mean, but once she flashed her vadge for the paps, the term ‘woman’ or ‘lady’ was gone for me!

  62. Bopa says:

    @Hakura

    They look liked sewed in or glued in weave tracks. From my understanding clip ons are very temporary and are not used all over the entire head like weave tracks are.

  63. Jezi says:

    @happygirl thanks girl, no worries, I’m good…I’ve dealt with much worse…lol.

    @Hakura from my understanding she was asked to sign a confidentiality agreement during the divorce proceedings and refused. She attended one counseling session with Leann and Eddie and did sign an agreement for that one session.

  64. Hakura says:

    @Bopa (#62)- I agree with you. They also look way too wide to be the clip in kind. Most of those are broken up into more manageable-sized pieces.

    @Jezi (#63)- Thank you for clearing that up for me =) At the very least, I’m glad she didn’t agree to sign regarding the divorce.

    Not that we don’t all already know this, but why would EC&LR try to push that agreement if they weren’t afraid of something (that would make them look worse, if that’s even possible) getting out? It’s definitely implying that’s the reason.

    But now Brandi’s “I’m not signing it because I did nothing wrong.” comment makes sense. =)

  65. Quest says:

    OMG! You would think that someone at least in her camp would tell her to do something about her busted weave. Goddamn tracks showning all over the place. Needs a makeover

  66. Amanda says:

    Leave Brit alone. People say that she should be able to grow out her hair. 99.9% of us never have the hair of these celebrities when they’ve fake hair. So it’s not easy to grow out your hair and it be beautiful. Most people’s hair I see is thin, medium length and dull.