Raccoon McPantless apologizes for calling out her crappy parents. [The Blemish]
Michael Lohan gives some sanctimonious, hilarious advice to Charlie Sheen. [IDLITW]
Jeanne Tripplehorn wears a glorious sack dress. La Jolie will probably wear this to the Golden Globes on Sunday. [Go Fug Yourself]
Lindsay Lohan, straight from the lip injection factory. [Celebslam]
See photos of Mark Zuckerberg‘s new house! It‘s…quaint. [Valleywag/Gawker]
Hillary Clinton busts her ass (and by ass, I mean her knee). [Evil Beet]
Pear-Ass is seriously glum. [INFDaily]
Did this dude really have sex with a dog named Christie Brinkley?!? [The Frisky]
See the photo of Sparkles mounting Bella. [ICYDK]
Zoo tigers in the snow! SNOW TIGERS! Oh, so cute. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Peter Fonda found a dead body. Sure. “Found.” [Crazy Days and Nights]
Olivia Munn covers up her vaginal sideburns. [Hollywood Rag]
Brett Favre‘s sister is a meth-head. [Celebs]
Adam Levine is such a famewhore. [CityRag]
Cast of The Green Hornet interviewed. [Moviefone]
Adam Sandler in drag, and Katie Holmes‘ face says it all. [Starpulse]
Happy 33rd birthday, Orlando Bloom! [CoverAwards]
…and her parents apologize to the rest of us.
Ugh, Taylor Momsen GO AWAY ALREADY!!! You’re not edgy, you’re not cool, you’re not even that great of a musician. Pretty soon you won’t be able to pull the jailbait act and people are just going to know you as the Courtney Love wannabe who dresses like a $5 hooker. Lay off the virgin daiquries.
Oh, the Twihards are probably going into a frenzy seeing that picture. I think I’ll be staying inside my house for the remainder of the week. O.o;
Snow Tigers! Yay!!!! As much as I dislike seeing wild animals in captivity, those pictures are wonderful.
“Peter Fonda found a dead body”. Sure. “found”….lol, good one, Kaiser!
Oh come on, Kaiser, the Raccoon story was worth a blog itself!
Gotta love the Raccoon!
Um, not to sound like an Orlyloonie, but it’s Bloom’s 34rd birthday. I share a birthday with him and he’s eleven years older than me.
Poor kid, I bet she hates that she was forced to go to auditions as a kid, because now she is famous and she HATES it. That’s why she is in no way a famewhore and is always keeping a low profile, so that the media won’t give her any attention and write about how she wears too much make up to deviate our attention from the fact that she never wears pants.
I mean, predictable as shit.
“Yeah, I was an outcast” til people come forward and say “Hey, I was nice to her” and she´s like “Um, yeah, well…”
God, shut up already.
Your as edgy as my shower sponge!
Several sites are reporting that Selma Blair is knocked up. Is anyone in Hollywood NOT pregnant?
I wish her mom would have just swallowed .
oh shut up this kind of thing happens all hte time in cycles but in the old days stars actually got privacy during pregnancy unless they had a movie to promote at the same time don’t scream at me for this but Joanne Woodward had to promote the movie Rally Around The Flag Boys while she was pregnant with her & Paul’s oldest daughter Nell but back in those days you weren’t allowed to say pregnant on television
why the hell are you calling her raccon Mcpantyless? SHE IS AWESOME AND LOTS OF OTHER PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THAT TOO! Go pick on lady gaga or some thing she more of a Sl*t then Taylor!