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		<title>By: CrazyFeministMess</title>
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		<dc:creator>CrazyFeministMess</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:08:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I find it quite amusing that the writer of this dreadful article is trying to portray this aging rocker as a Casanova. This beautiful woman is chasing after this fat, unappealing man...after he consistently told her he was not interested. This article is a bigger joke than the porn movies who star beautiful women who lust after men with small d&amp;cks! LMAO! Remember to wake me up the day when pigs fly!
Don&#039;t believe everything you read! I am not buying this story.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I find it quite amusing that the writer of this dreadful article is trying to portray this aging rocker as a Casanova. This beautiful woman is chasing after this fat, unappealing man&#8230;after he consistently told her he was not interested. This article is a bigger joke than the porn movies who star beautiful women who lust after men with small d&amp;cks! LMAO! Remember to wake me up the day when pigs fly!<br />
Don&#8217;t believe everything you read! I am not buying this story.
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		<title>By: javagirl1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:25:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>vile woman</description>
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		<title>By: Nan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 11:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just have to say...from this pic of Richie. He looks like Alec Baldwin. As we age we cannot keep hitting the bottle because the telltale signs of alcoholism show up in the bloat a/40. Just saying.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just have to say&#8230;from this pic of Richie. He looks like Alec Baldwin. As we age we cannot keep hitting the bottle because the telltale signs of alcoholism show up in the bloat a/40. Just saying.
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		<title>By: british bitch</title>
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		<dc:creator>british bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I bet Denise and Heather are a pair of baying, bleating bitches - me, me, me, blah de blah. They both look quite good, but then someone somewhere is having to put up with their shit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I bet Denise and Heather are a pair of baying, bleating bitches &#8211; me, me, me, blah de blah. They both look quite good, but then someone somewhere is having to put up with their shit.
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		<title>By: Snowblood</title>
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		<dc:creator>Snowblood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But - wait, you guys, weren&#039;t we only just reading here a week or so ago that Sambora was calling Heather Locklear every single day whilst she was in her relaxing rehab, remember? So, that&#039;s gotta be at least one good reason why Denise &quot;Batsh*t-insane&quot; Richards is pestering him by phone now, she&#039;s nuts with needy jealousy. That bitch should never have hooked up with her then BFF&#039;s ex in the first place. What kind of low, low, low low LOW woman does that to her best f**king FRIEND? Unforgiveable, that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But &#8211; wait, you guys, weren&#8217;t we only just reading here a week or so ago that Sambora was calling Heather Locklear every single day whilst she was in her relaxing rehab, remember? So, that&#8217;s gotta be at least one good reason why Denise &#8220;Batsh*t-insane&#8221; Richards is pestering him by phone now, she&#8217;s nuts with needy jealousy. That bitch should never have hooked up with her then BFF&#8217;s ex in the first place. What kind of low, low, low low LOW woman does that to her best f**king FRIEND? Unforgiveable, that.
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		<title>By: Judy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Judy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Run Ritcie..she will call you a child molestor adn take you to court for the rest of your life..and I bet that is why he is NOT having anything to do with her.He has seen what she is and what she does, he needs to get on a plane and get outta town.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Run Ritcie..she will call you a child molestor adn take you to court for the rest of your life..and I bet that is why he is NOT having anything to do with her.He has seen what she is and what she does, he needs to get on a plane and get outta town.
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 06:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The problem is not that all men require (or desire) women who look like her.  The problem is that women do not look in the right places for the decent men.  Most men would drop a high-maintenance goddess for a sweet-tempered girl with a pleasant face and a willingness to treat him well and behave as though she were interested in his feelings and desires.  In a MOMENT.

If you&#039;re looking to land a narcissist with a fat wallet from a famous band in a materialistic, image-driven industry...with impulse control problems, an ego the size of Greenland, and did I mention the fat wallet?  Well...then, yeah, you better get yourself a trainer and a personal chef and whip yourself into something resembling Barbie.

If all you want is a nice, dependable man, though, all you have to do is choose carefully and take care of yourself to a reasonable degree.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The problem is not that all men require (or desire) women who look like her.  The problem is that women do not look in the right places for the decent men.  Most men would drop a high-maintenance goddess for a sweet-tempered girl with a pleasant face and a willingness to treat him well and behave as though she were interested in his feelings and desires.  In a MOMENT.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re looking to land a narcissist with a fat wallet from a famous band in a materialistic, image-driven industry&#8230;with impulse control problems, an ego the size of Greenland, and did I mention the fat wallet?  Well&#8230;then, yeah, you better get yourself a trainer and a personal chef and whip yourself into something resembling Barbie.</p>
<p>If all you want is a nice, dependable man, though, all you have to do is choose carefully and take care of yourself to a reasonable degree.
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		<title>By: Amy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:54:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree, Victoria. I will take Jack Wagner over this bloated lobster any day. 

To answer the OP&#039;s question about the female ideal -- simply put, we aren&#039;t that shallow. We can love a man and find him sexy despite his flaws. Men, however, keep  Hooters in business. 

Oh, and I also regret all the times I used to defend this nutjob. I read her restraining order against Charlie and believed every word. Now... well, I only believe it&#039;s half true. He&#039;s still a creep, too. Kids don&#039;t have a chance in hell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree, Victoria. I will take Jack Wagner over this bloated lobster any day. </p>
<p>To answer the OP&#8217;s question about the female ideal &#8212; simply put, we aren&#8217;t that shallow. We can love a man and find him sexy despite his flaws. Men, however, keep  Hooters in business. </p>
<p>Oh, and I also regret all the times I used to defend this nutjob. I read her restraining order against Charlie and believed every word. Now&#8230; well, I only believe it&#8217;s half true. He&#8217;s still a creep, too. Kids don&#8217;t have a chance in hell.
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		<title>By: Victoria</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What did Heather see in him for so long?? At least she is dating a real nice looking decent guy now. Maybe Denise can march on over to Dina Lohan&#039;s show and be her co-host or something. How boring would that be? I will always be TEAM CHARLIE!!!  Denise has always seemed needy and always wanting something she could not have. She is sad and pitiful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What did Heather see in him for so long?? At least she is dating a real nice looking decent guy now. Maybe Denise can march on over to Dina Lohan&#8217;s show and be her co-host or something. How boring would that be? I will always be TEAM CHARLIE!!!  Denise has always seemed needy and always wanting something she could not have. She is sad and pitiful.
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		<title>By: goah</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:46:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Really? Him?</description>
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