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Written by JayBird
Posted in Business, Hugh Hefner, Money, Parties, Playboy
16 Responses to “Hugh Hefner finally retiring from legendary Playboy parties”
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Well its about time, he’s only about 90 now. I actually like them both but does anyone realize that he’s still MARRIED to his second wife? And that she lives next door w/ his sons? I am not sure what Holly thinks she’ll achieve here. She might get the baby but not the matrimonial ring.
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Is anyone else bothered that a Kellogg’s breakfast fruit pastry is the one reporting this? I’m really confused.
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I thought he was getting jiggy with that new girl, Dasha Somethingorother?
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I think he did get a divorce from his second wife, Michele. I saw it on his E! THS.
But Holly is going to give the poor guy another stroke. Just let Hef be a senior citizen, for the love of god.
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Say it ain’t so Hef!!!
What are all us men going to do without you leading the way for us? Let P Diddy take over? He can’t begin to replace or even hold a candle to your sex leading, partying ways-Please!!!
Maybe Hef will do a statue of his pecker so we can all worship the many thousand of bunnies he’s done throughout his life???
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They’re still married. Holly brings it up A LOT on the show. I only know that because I like to melt my brain with that stuff.
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God, it’s about freaking time. I always knew he HAD to slow down on that shit eventually.
Although–I wonder if it’s what’s been keeping him fairly vital all this time.
Hmmm. If he goes downhill physically really fast now, we’ll know.
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Gonna miss ya Hugh! Your boys are young adults and ready to take over the partying while your daughter runs the biz. Nothing like keeping it in the family.
Just don’t leave anything to those gold digging bimbos when you go, leave it to your kids.
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Thanks a lot, Jaybird - thinking of this old satyr naked makes me want to hurl. His nuts must be hanging down around his ankles by now.
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Poor Bridget.
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I just read on the PH site thats its not true
YAY! Keep partying ’till ya die I say!
I hope Im kicking it like him at his age and not be some miserable old fart in a retirement home!
Holly looks georgoeus in that pic
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His parties are becoming too rowdy? I read that Jason Stratham was evicted from the most recent party for being a pain in the butt.
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Pain in the butt or not, I wouldn’t evict Jason Statham from anything!
Hope it ain’t true. One of my life goals is to go to a Playboy party…weird as that may seem. -
I hope the Playboy mansion and mindset dies with ol’ Heffy here.
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Holly is soooooooooo pathetic !! OMG
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What an amazing life he’s had.
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