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		<title>By: Eileen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eileen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:36:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kimmel lost the best thing he had going for him when he left his wife and kids.  He broke up with her but couldn&#039;t really leave her, lived a few houses away, was there all the time, still involved with her life and the kids, was at her house to fix anything that was broken, still confided in her all the time.  He was sorry he left her too.
He&#039;s just an idiot that will never grow up.  At least this time there weren&#039;t more kids involved.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kimmel lost the best thing he had going for him when he left his wife and kids.  He broke up with her but couldn&#8217;t really leave her, lived a few houses away, was there all the time, still involved with her life and the kids, was at her house to fix anything that was broken, still confided in her all the time.  He was sorry he left her too.<br />
He&#8217;s just an idiot that will never grow up.  At least this time there weren&#8217;t more kids involved.
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		<title>By: Patrick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: UFogle</title>
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		<dc:creator>UFogle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have watched Sarah Silverman&#039;s show before and found her &quot;character&quot; so offensive and unfunny that after a handful of episodes, I actually told my husband that SOUTHPARK was a better show than hers.  I even tried to see her point of view and read her interview where she described herself as having the personality of a 13 year old boy.  

I don&#039;t know much about Jimmy Kimmel except the Ben Affleck video, but that seemed funny in a very strange way.  I don&#039;t really understand the chemistry between these two performers, but I guess they get off on each other&#039;s gross juvenile humor or something.  

Wait, I just read the post about him being part of The Man&#039;s Show.  Now I totally get it--they deserved each other.

I wonder how Jimmy&#039;s ex-wife is feeling now.  Do you think she&#039;s spitefully thrilled that he got his own or that she feels sorry for him?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have watched Sarah Silverman&#8217;s show before and found her &#8220;character&#8221; so offensive and unfunny that after a handful of episodes, I actually told my husband that SOUTHPARK was a better show than hers.  I even tried to see her point of view and read her interview where she described herself as having the personality of a 13 year old boy.  </p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know much about Jimmy Kimmel except the Ben Affleck video, but that seemed funny in a very strange way.  I don&#8217;t really understand the chemistry between these two performers, but I guess they get off on each other&#8217;s gross juvenile humor or something.  </p>
<p>Wait, I just read the post about him being part of The Man&#8217;s Show.  Now I totally get it&#8211;they deserved each other.</p>
<p>I wonder how Jimmy&#8217;s ex-wife is feeling now.  Do you think she&#8217;s spitefully thrilled that he got his own or that she feels sorry for him?
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jimmy Kimmel seems a little bit like a womanizer, but that&#039;s because I really can&#039;t the image out of my mind as one of the former hosts of &quot;The Man&#039;s Show&quot;, which in my opinion was so chauvinistic I couldn&#039;t even find it humorous.

Sarah Silverman on the other hand isn&#039;t bad. Sometimes her jokes are a little immature, but she makes me laugh often. She doesn&#039;t seem like the vapid sack of silicone that I picture Jimmy Kimmel drooling after.

My ex and I chose to be friends, but I still like him as more than one. He&#039;s one of the few good ones left.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jimmy Kimmel seems a little bit like a womanizer, but that&#8217;s because I really can&#8217;t the image out of my mind as one of the former hosts of &#8220;The Man&#8217;s Show&#8221;, which in my opinion was so chauvinistic I couldn&#8217;t even find it humorous.</p>
<p>Sarah Silverman on the other hand isn&#8217;t bad. Sometimes her jokes are a little immature, but she makes me laugh often. She doesn&#8217;t seem like the vapid sack of silicone that I picture Jimmy Kimmel drooling after.</p>
<p>My ex and I chose to be friends, but I still like him as more than one. He&#8217;s one of the few good ones left.
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		<title>By: Willy K</title>
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		<dc:creator>Willy K</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 01:58:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jimmy Kimmel is not now or will ever be funny. He lucked into the talk show and its horrible.He is the worst of the late nights hosts.
Seriously watch the show one night tell me if you laugh once and dragging out the same family memebers and staff for the lame bits is beyond redundant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jimmy Kimmel is not now or will ever be funny. He lucked into the talk show and its horrible.He is the worst of the late nights hosts.<br />
Seriously watch the show one night tell me if you laugh once and dragging out the same family memebers and staff for the lame bits is beyond redundant.
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		<title>By: Shane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 15:47:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good one Cletus.  &quot;Shoot him through the door&quot;.  Love it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good one Cletus.  &#8220;Shoot him through the door&#8221;.  Love it.
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		<title>By: AE</title>
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		<dc:creator>AE</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 14:50:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL Snowblood.  I always got hung up on a &quot;before&quot; picture of Amy Winehouse comparison to think any further about these two.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL Snowblood.  I always got hung up on a &#8220;before&#8221; picture of Amy Winehouse comparison to think any further about these two.
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		<title>By: Dumper</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dumper</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sarah is pretty cute but she is so insulting when she does her &quot;comedy&quot;routines.She should go find some younger hottie to cheer her up. Jimmy just looks like a sad slob.Time to upgrade Sarah!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah is pretty cute but she is so insulting when she does her &#8220;comedy&#8221;routines.She should go find some younger hottie to cheer her up. Jimmy just looks like a sad slob.Time to upgrade Sarah!
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		<title>By: Victoria</title>
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		<dc:creator>Victoria</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 00:21:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AGREE WITH SNOWBLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHO CARES???????????????</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AGREE WITH SNOWBLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHO CARES???????????????
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		<title>By: Cletus</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cletus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 23:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One of the finer moments of my life took place when the douchebag who dumped me for his behemoth, boring ex called me and wanted to know if I would take him back. I told him if he came to my house, I would shoot him through the door. That shit STILL makes me happy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of the finer moments of my life took place when the douchebag who dumped me for his behemoth, boring ex called me and wanted to know if I would take him back. I told him if he came to my house, I would shoot him through the door. That shit STILL makes me happy.
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