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Madonna banishes the number 50 from b-day party, says she is ‘spiritually 36’
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Kabbalah should shave years off of her age for the money she donates.
Hell, I plan on claiming to be 29 for the next five years!
I wish she would go away. She’s had great success since the 1800’s but it’s her time to pass the cone bra to Amy Winehouse.
Don’t get me wrong, I dance around in my room in white underwear to “Like A Virgin” every single day. 😈
Can you say “denial”?
Time marches on, even for the Madonnas of the world. Personally I’m 19 inside, but my body is turning 66 next week and I’m gonna party like it’s 1942, and anyone can call me “old” who wants to!
Did the Kaballah Mystics take into account her shoes? Those are not the shoes of a 36 year old, spiritually or otherwise. I suppose infidelity doesn’t have an effect upon your spiritual age either. Maybe it does, maybe she could have been a spiritual 34 yr. old, but she blew it (no pun intended) with A-Rod.
Anyway, I would think you would want to be spiritually older than your physical age. Wouldn’t it be nicer to have the spiritual wisdom and knowledge of an 80 yr. old when you’re 50. Clearly the mystics got it wrong. Madonna is spiritually a tween, an idol worshiping, image obsessed, body dismorphic adolescent.
Hey, I didn’t know we were allowed to do that!
I hereby declare myself 28 again!
Yay me!
I thought Dee-Nile was a river in Eygpt.
Is this true?? Madge is usually so sassy and self confident – it’s not like her to fight a pointless battle like this. We all meet our match in the end – maybe Mother Nature is Madonnas Waterloo
michael jackson called and wants his shoes back
happy 50th, bitch
LiLi: LOL, right on the money!
But how old are her cheekbones?!?
**dramatic music***
But seriously, isn’t the Hebrew tradition to *add* numbers? Like, aren’t the Jews living in the year 3056 right now?
Spiritually, she may be 36, but she comes across as being mentally 15 in the body of a wizened, blond gnome.
Yes, I understand Madonna, because in a few months I will be celebrating the 8 year anniversary of my 30th birthday. 😀
Spiritually 36, visually 66.
😆 😆 😆
she is getting pathetic
If this is true, I’m really disappointed in her. As xiaoecho said, she used to be so self-confident and totally embraced herself at every stage. I would have expected Madonna of all people to have a “Half Century of Perfection” party (or whatever). Why would she end up giving into this social/Hollywood nonesense that getting older is embarassing and something that needs to be fought with surgery and silence?
I have really lost respect for her.
doesn’t she look scary with the man arms and the veins all over her… she used to be so beautiful and confident but then like 10 years ago she started to go on a weird path. how can someone be in so much denial? and her ‘religion’ only wants her ’cause she has tons of money lol that’s why only rich hollywood types are allowed in the cult
czarina…….it does sound out of character doesn’t it?
For some reason this is just not ringing true to me. Much like the “Don’t look Ms. Steisand in the eyes” crap. Especially since she’s having a party to acknowledge her glorious birth. Wonder if God will show? Was he invited?
Remember when she was making comments about Cher being past it years and years ago. How does it feel now, Madge?
I think she is deluded about reality.
We all get old. Even her.
I could see this being true. She’s a major “this doesn’t apply to me” person. She cut in adoption line in Malawi. She refuses to let people go through her land or hunt on it in England, but all country wildlife belongs to the people, so they can pass through and hunt…or something like that. I don’t really know. I think I read it in LondonLite once.
I don’t sound very smart right now. All I mean is she acts like she’s better than everyone else. Long day!
Happy B’day Syko! And Alex a truer work was never spoken…but I think you were being kind…more like 86…on a good day.
And I agree I wish she would go away too, its just getting sad and tiresome..You’re 50 Madge and not even a direct line Yahweh or alien spacecraft is gonna change it…
Woman looks positively unhealthy. Her face is getting that anorexic look (50 years of gravity makes your face look thin, at least). If she’d stop dressing in funereal colors, maybe 50 wouldn’t be so scary!
Can’t someone find a website to Maverick (if that still exists!) or the Malawi Rent-a-Kid Center or SOMEWHERE and have EVERYONE on the planet (with internet access of course – this leaves YOU out, China…) send her a “Happy 50th Madge!” e-mail?
She will shit AARP cufflinks 😛
There have been a few B.I.’s in recent months which might lead readers to conclude that Madonna is actually HIV +. Looking at her cachexic appearance I’m thinking this could really be true. If so, I feel sorry for her and her kids.
Think about it – would someone as image-conscious as this woman allow herself to look this bad if she could help it?
She had some kind of work on her face and now she no longer looks like herself. I never thought of her as a great beauty, but she had such a, “I’m gorgeous” attitude. Now, she just looks like she’s trying too hard to look young. It’s kinda sad.
oh, please. 50 isn’t that old. wouldn’t it be better just to say nothing about it? Isn’t it conceding to agism and sexism by making such a fuss about it? sigh. 😕
Happy Birthday, Madonna. Hope you are in NY right now because the weather is fabulous today. Man, I gotta get out of this addictive CB spiral if only on the weekends.
Madonna is not HIV + or suffering any other illness.
She looks this way because she is GETTING OLDER. (Whether she likes it or not)
Accepting your age is the first step to ignoring its effects.
She certainly looks older than 50 right now. At 36 she had a much better body then she does now. Maybe because she actually ate meat back in those days.
Good for her.
The style of writing is quite familiar to me. Have you written guest posts for other blogs?