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Sarah Jessica Parker has managed to keep a pretty low profile since rumors came out that her husband Matthew Broderick had cheated on her. The family has been vacationing in Ireland for the last few weeks, but that hasn’t kept little bits about her feelings on love from leaking out. According to NOW Magazine, Sarah said that shoes are better than sex and men. Which makes you wonder a bit about the current state of her marriage.
Sarah Jessica Parker says she’d choose shoes over a guy – because they’re more dependable than men.
Talking about her Sex And The City character Carrie, the 43-year-old actress says: ‘She could probably count on a Manolo more than a man. So is it better than sex? Yes!’ she says.
And she says she has no problem walking in towering stilettos.
‘I could run a marathon in heels and wake up the next day and run another one,’ she tells Fabulous.
[From NOW Magazine]
Fox News also reports that SJP did indeed have her famous mole removed, even though her reps have denied it. They claim she did it not for cosmetic or health reasons, but to distract the tabloids from her marital woes, and give them something else to talk about.
“Sex and the City” star Sarah Jessica Parker has been accused of mole removal to take the heat off her marriage problems. “She needed drastic action and the media focused on that in the end,” a source tells me.
[From Fox News]
The mole removal story came out around July 16th, and the rumors of Matthew Broderick’s affair came out July 23rd, exactly a week later. It’s possible SJP had the mole removed as a preventative distraction upon learning of the affair. Or maybe she thought mole removal would save her marriage? Some women try to lose weight, some get a boob job, maybe SJP thought this could be her thing.
Say what you will about the woman, she strikes me as pretty intelligent. I seriously doubt she sliced off her mole thinking it would keep the tabloids from caring that her husband was (possibly) cheating on her.
Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker doing laundry while on vacation in Ireland yesterday. Images thanks to Fame.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Affairs, Marriage, Matthew Broderick, Men, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex, Shoes
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47 Responses to “Sarah Jessica Parker says shoes are better than men & sex”
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she says that ’cause she’s not having any sex… at least good sex with the husband, he’s bored with her and cheating on her
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I think her husband would agree with that sentiment. It must be a bitch finding a blacksmith in this day and age though.
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Exactly. Its a shame that men are so self-centered and ‘conquest-oriented’ about sex that it has lost appeal for their women. They direct their passions elsewhere– shoes, shopping… tis a shame. Get with it, guys!
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I don’t know that I’d say shoes are better than men or sex, I’m not much of a shoe person, I much prefer barefoot.
But many many other things are.
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Well it kind of depends on the men and the sex and the shoes…shoes I could do without.
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Oh SJP, only a foot massage given by a pro or a well trained boyfriend/husband is better than sex after gallavanting around in 3+ inch heels.
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You know what’s also better than men?
Diets!
’cause celery is always hard.
I hope she was joking, too.
Otherwise the poor thing made some very wrong decisions. -
Removing a mole is “drastic action”? Talk about a lack of perspective. But then, that’s Fox News.
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To be fair, she said shoes are better than sex for CARRIE - not her. I think people forget she is NOT Carrie Bradshaw!
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CB this maybe isn’t the right place to post this, but some of the ads on this site seem to be slightly NSFW. There’s one on the right hand side for SugarDVD that has a picture of two girls that look like they’re doing something… gross. I’m in the UK so maybe we get different ads here on this site, but I find that ad a bit NSFWish. I always have to scroll quickly past it when I’m at the office.
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I agree. I can also live without the “girl holding her boobs” ad.
vdantev you just made soda come out my nose. Hilarious.
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The SugarDVD girls just seem to be looking at each other suggestively. You can’t even see below their chins.
It’s better than the one of the woman holding her boobs.
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Nothing is better than men and sex…and I like the girl ads, they’re all pretty.
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vdantev: ditto the hilarious
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It’s not the images on the side that bother me, it’s the photos of the family on private property.
I know that if the photograph is taken from the public road it’s possibly legal, but they probably don’t have the luxury of building a high wall around the cottage (if it’s a protected building they would need permission - besides, the view is the point of the place).
If it’s intrusive to take photos of Halle Berry in her back garden and Brangelina in their rental property, then these are just as intrusive. It’s a sad change in events - before it was just the odd photo of SJP drinking a pint of stout that was published, but their privacy was usually respected.
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Shoes are better that sex…. because her husband is GAY!!!
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Ponies in Ireland. Good times!
Methinks she uses the heels of her shoes for sexual pleasure… just sayin’!
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anastasiabeav, the girl on the left of the ad looks like she’s being done up the ass, to put it bluntly. It might just be their faces, but I really wouldn’t want my boss to see it. I agree the blonde girl holding her boobs is just as bad. Why do we need sexual advertising on this site? Often there are NSFW warnings on articles, but the ads on every article are NSFW.
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Megan, the answer to your question is: sex sells. Those ads probably help support this site a lot.
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@ VDanteV - ” I think her husband would agree with that sentiment. It must be a bitch finding a blacksmith in this day and age though. ”
STOP it!
You’re KILLIN’ me!! Megan, re: the SugarDVD ads here, yeah but remember a few weeks ago Celebitchy explained to us how this company is one of this site’s best advertisers, and the advertising is what keeps the site alive financially.
You know which ads drive ME up the wall? The American Apparal ads. The sheer ugliness of their clothing and their models is extremely offensive to my eyes. I’m absolutely serious! I would MUCH rather see a cute blonde holding her chest than ANY of those eye-raping American Apparal ads.
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This is a completely unrelated, and hopefully not too immodest, point, but my son was one of the babies featured on the Medifast ads on this site(haven’t seen him in a while, though). My husband is a photographer and they bought the pic from his istockphoto account. We had no idea how it would be used, then one day I noticed it here alongside a post about Paris Hilton. Weird seeing my little boy next to that ho, but he sure looked damn cute in comparison!
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I didn’t realise they supported the site so much. I guess I’ll just have to live with them then. I’m not personally offended by them, I just always feel apprehensive about them being on my screen at work. But then maybe I shouldn’t be looking at celebrity gossip sites at work haha!
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Of course she feels that way-
shoes don’t cheat. -
But isn’t SJP talking about her character Carrie when she makes this comment?
(and the mole-to-distract-the-press-from-upcoming-scandal suggestion is so ridiculous, it’s actually very funny) -
What was that Wood Allen quote - “Sex is only dirty if you’re doing it right”. It was something like that. Hope the shoe comment was made about the Carrie character, otherwise…. Sorry, in my entire life I haven’t found anything better than men and sex…but I’ll never stop looking. And, sometimes I don’t even like the bastards.
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I think she’s gorgeous and I don’t think he’s looking very good these days.
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always liked her, always will…….she’s entitled to her opinion
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Is she serious or making a funny? Coz if shoes are better than sex, what the heck kind of sex partner is Matthew? I always fancied him, and it’s the nerdy guys that are hottest in the sack coz they’re so grateful to be in the sack in the first place they’re willing to do anything and everything!
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I can just see her years from now with a closet full of shoes all alone…
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I’m a shoe freak and I have to say, scoring the right pair of shoes, I’m talking awesome heel, incredible colour, patent (I love shiny) and on sale, that’s a damn fine feeling.
And cut her some slack, her husband was cheating and she doesn’t get to deal with it privately like most people do. She’s not one of the celebrities that courts the press so she deserves some privacy. I feel bad for her.
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Well… and it depends on the shoes in question, and the sex in question. Broderick doesn’t give me much of a sexy vibe, not nowadays. ‘Course, neither does the Mole-free Pony, but, you know, REALly, I can’t blame the former Carrie Bradshaw for rating her orgasms from Louboutins and Jimmy Choos over the drudgery of what appears to be really, really boring marital sex with the former Ferris Bueller.
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Seriously, I’d go without sex for a pair of Louboutins.
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That quote was about Carrie, not herself, and most likely from a while ago. It’s just being drudged up and taken out of context now to fit these rumors. And they’re rumors people not known facts (at least to us).
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lilme- who cares? this is brain candy, not arriving at lasting peace in the Middle East. No lives hang in the balance if we don’t understand the nuances of the situation.
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Let’s not forget she’s talking about sex with Matthew Broderick… probably an old flip flop is better than that.
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Mmmm…I guess I got lucky, then, ’cause there was a time I would’ve agreed with this sentiment (only it would’ve been books, not shoes). Sigh. I no longer feel that way, however. A good husband, a good marriage, and a good sex life will change a girl’s opinion about where men belong on the priority list REAL quick.
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She’s worked hard to stay thin, dressed in finery .. but only in the public eye, making lots of money, enjoying her child but hasn’t concentrated on her love and marriage, so it’s her planned loss the huband had to go.
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KDRockstar, are you Kravitz by any chance?
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Madame X, SJP is gorgeous? Wait ’til you get a load of me.
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Maybe they’re BOTH gay…
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^^ Hahahahaha! Nan that crack surprised such a guffaw out of me that I’m getting strange looks from the husband. Second time I’ve laughed so hard today between you and fang-dante’s post.
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I choose, thanks, which post is it? Did you see Snow’s post on the Clooney thread, all 3? I’m still laughing! Check it out. We’re supposed to make each other laugh. Can you agree to my ‘Paltrowski’ request…please? I’ll just die if I see someone else use it.
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Well, vdantev, if you all wanna be suckers that’s fine by me. Enjoy.
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O.K…. BUT - it must suck to be as plagued by such heavy, utterly humourless brains as you obviously possess, what a curse.
I mean, to be socially isolated and relentlessly weighed down with that enormous intellect you’ve got to lug around attached to your shoulders every day, no one ever understanding you, always being the only non-sucker, god - it’s gotta be lonely up there at the top of the human intelligence chain. 
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shoes can be better than sex, depending on who you are having sex with. let’s say you are having sex with Brad Pitt - then sex would be much better. but what if you are having sex with Woodie Allen? of course ideally, sex should be better no matter what, but nothing beats the feeling of a woman’s power and sexiness in a gorgeous pair of patent red platforms with ankle straps. major endorphin rush. now, sex with Brad in a pair of gorgeous shoes? talk about multiple orgasms…
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Too bad for SJP, but it happens to the best of us! For the meantime, until she can find a new spark in her life, shoes will have to do it.
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If she thinks shoes are better than sex, she (and/or her partner) is doing something wrong.
Srsly.
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