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	<title>Comments on: Chris Kattan and his wife split after just 8 weeks of marriage</title>
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		<title>By: Blair</title>
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		<dc:creator>Blair</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMG! But she is gorgeous! That&#039;s very true PK, but, its obvious his looks aren&#039;t really what she married him for. Maybe he really is brilliant :&#124;  Hmmm,ya never know :D 
Oh dear, best of wishes to you Bodhi! :mrgreen: 
Oh and, snow, that is quite..horrible. :cry:  Men. Some can be total jerks. Well...I hope everyone has a good day/night. :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMG! But she is gorgeous! That&#8217;s very true PK, but, its obvious his looks aren&#8217;t really what she married him for. Maybe he really is brilliant <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' />   Hmmm,ya never know <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Oh dear, best of wishes to you Bodhi! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
Oh and, snow, that is quite..horrible. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_cry.gif' alt=':cry:' class='wp-smiley' />   Men. Some can be total jerks. Well&#8230;I hope everyone has a good day/night. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Strawberry In Disguise</title>
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		<dc:creator>Strawberry In Disguise</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew it!!! I said it won&#039;t last because he didn&#039;t wash his hair for his wedding day. :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew it!!! I said it won&#8217;t last because he didn&#8217;t wash his hair for his wedding day. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: PK</title>
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		<dc:creator>PK</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It really annoys me when people say &quot;She could do so much better than him&quot; based merely on the fact that she&#039;s better looking. Maybe she&#039;s a pain in the ass. Maybe he&#039;s the most brilliant husband a girl could want. Who knows if she could do better? Sure, she could fine a better looking guy, but is that really &quot;better&quot; if he turns out to be a jerk? Maybe Kattan could do better than her. Who can judge?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It really annoys me when people say &#8220;She could do so much better than him&#8221; based merely on the fact that she&#8217;s better looking. Maybe she&#8217;s a pain in the ass. Maybe he&#8217;s the most brilliant husband a girl could want. Who knows if she could do better? Sure, she could fine a better looking guy, but is that really &#8220;better&#8221; if he turns out to be a jerk? Maybe Kattan could do better than her. Who can judge?
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		<title>By: Gigohead</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gigohead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chris strikes me arrogant and a full of himself -- he must think he&#039;s hot stuff when in fact, he looks like a toad. He dated Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler&#039;s Mom!), who noted that it was one of the most dreadful relationships she ever experienced. 
:twisted: I wasn&#039;t there in this marriage, but I&#039;m pointing the finger at Kattan, simply because he&#039;s ugly as hell.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chris strikes me arrogant and a full of himself &#8212; he must think he&#8217;s hot stuff when in fact, he looks like a toad. He dated Jennifer Coolidge (Stifler&#8217;s Mom!), who noted that it was one of the most dreadful relationships she ever experienced.<br />
 <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' />  I wasn&#8217;t there in this marriage, but I&#8217;m pointing the finger at Kattan, simply because he&#8217;s ugly as hell.
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		<title>By: daisy424</title>
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		<dc:creator>daisy424</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:17:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;...but then I saw the alert, like the Bat in the Sky - the word BADettes! &quot;

I can now leave my computer with a smile on my face, ..........thanks Snowy

Have fun tonight everyone</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230;but then I saw the alert, like the Bat in the Sky &#8211; the word BADettes! &#8221;</p>
<p>I can now leave my computer with a smile on my face, &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.thanks Snowy</p>
<p>Have fun tonight everyone
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		<title>By: Bodhi</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bodhi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You&#039;d be most welcome Geronimo!

And all the other BADettes, of course! :D</description>
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<p>And all the other BADettes, of course! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh...and Kelli?  My wedding cost a total of $5,000, and it was gorgeous, thank you very much.

I don&#039;t live anywhere near a trailer, but I know folks who do, and I&#039;d wager they&#039;re a kinder lot than you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh&#8230;and Kelli?  My wedding cost a total of $5,000, and it was gorgeous, thank you very much.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t live anywhere near a trailer, but I know folks who do, and I&#8217;d wager they&#8217;re a kinder lot than you.
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:24:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew my first marriage was a mistake before the wedding night was over.

He changed.  Something...happened that night.  His entire attitude and &quot;aura&quot; changed towards me...and it was never the same again.

Stubborn Aspen took 6 years to leave that marriage.  BIG mistake.  Kudos to these two for admitting a mistake and getting out of dodge before bringing kids or financial entanglements into the fray.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew my first marriage was a mistake before the wedding night was over.</p>
<p>He changed.  Something&#8230;happened that night.  His entire attitude and &#8220;aura&#8221; changed towards me&#8230;and it was never the same again.</p>
<p>Stubborn Aspen took 6 years to leave that marriage.  BIG mistake.  Kudos to these two for admitting a mistake and getting out of dodge before bringing kids or financial entanglements into the fray.
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		<title>By: daisy424</title>
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		<dc:creator>daisy424</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bodhi, I agree with you.  My daughter just got married in May, your total is spot on.

KelliG; You&#039;re a very rude child. Take your own advice and read a book........on etiquette.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bodhi, I agree with you.  My daughter just got married in May, your total is spot on.</p>
<p>KelliG; You&#8217;re a very rude child. Take your own advice and read a book&#8230;&#8230;..on etiquette.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 15:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I SO want to go to your wedding, Bodhi (and I will, online, of course). Sounds to me like you&#039;ve got all the right ingredients for a totally fab day. And blah to uppity posters who are clueless when it comes to what really counts. All about the love and having a blast! :D</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I SO want to go to your wedding, Bodhi (and I will, online, of course). Sounds to me like you&#8217;ve got all the right ingredients for a totally fab day. And blah to uppity posters who are clueless when it comes to what really counts. All about the love and having a blast! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' />
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