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		<title>By: Peter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Peter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:02:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While I know that Micheal would love to tap Lindsay, what man wouldn&#039;t, I can understand Momma&#039;s reaction.  What mother wants her son involved with a skank hoe like Lindsay?  
Tap her and dump her nasty a$$ Mike!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I know that Micheal would love to tap Lindsay, what man wouldn&#8217;t, I can understand Momma&#8217;s reaction.  What mother wants her son involved with a skank hoe like Lindsay?<br />
Tap her and dump her nasty a$$ Mike!!
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		<title>By: Snowblood</title>
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		<dc:creator>Snowblood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mrs. Phelps needs to chill out with the horrified horrification drama. Has she never heard the &quot;f&quot; word used in conversation before? Get a grip, Momma Phelps. And Lindsay&#039;s not gonna try and bed your boy, so if that&#039;s what&#039;s gotten you so goshdarn horrified, I wouldn&#039;t worry so much about it.

Lindsay has a conversational style similar to mine, that is -  “Tell him he’s fukking amazing, and I want to meet him” is totally something I&#039;d also have said, word for word, pretty much. Horrifying, I know. :roll:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mrs. Phelps needs to chill out with the horrified horrification drama. Has she never heard the &#8220;f&#8221; word used in conversation before? Get a grip, Momma Phelps. And Lindsay&#8217;s not gonna try and bed your boy, so if that&#8217;s what&#8217;s gotten you so goshdarn horrified, I wouldn&#8217;t worry so much about it.</p>
<p>Lindsay has a conversational style similar to mine, that is &#8211;  “Tell him he’s fukking amazing, and I want to meet him” is totally something I&#8217;d also have said, word for word, pretty much. Horrifying, I know. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: jaundicemachine</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:09:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sam&#039;s looking better, but Lindsay . . . ug.  It&#039;s like they&#039;re only allotted a certain amount of attractiveness between the two of them, and now it&#039;s Sam&#039;s turn to get the lion&#039;s share.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sam&#8217;s looking better, but Lindsay . . . ug.  It&#8217;s like they&#8217;re only allotted a certain amount of attractiveness between the two of them, and now it&#8217;s Sam&#8217;s turn to get the lion&#8217;s share.
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Believe it or not...there are still people in this world for whom manners and class and respect mean something.

I use the word &quot;fucking&quot; as an adjective all the time...but I don&#039;t do it in front of strangers, and I don&#039;t say it in front of people who I know will be offended by it.

That&#039;s called manners, class, and grace.

In LL&#039;s defense, she probably was texting a person...not thinking her message would be shown to the woman.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Believe it or not&#8230;there are still people in this world for whom manners and class and respect mean something.</p>
<p>I use the word &#8220;fucking&#8221; as an adjective all the time&#8230;but I don&#8217;t do it in front of strangers, and I don&#8217;t say it in front of people who I know will be offended by it.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s called manners, class, and grace.</p>
<p>In LL&#8217;s defense, she probably was texting a person&#8230;not thinking her message would be shown to the woman.
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		<title>By: RAN</title>
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		<dc:creator>RAN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank goodness someone said what I was thinking.  Not to pick on the guy and I give credit where it&#039;s due-- he&#039;s a phenomenal athlete!

But looks... nah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank goodness someone said what I was thinking.  Not to pick on the guy and I give credit where it&#8217;s due&#8211; he&#8217;s a phenomenal athlete!</p>
<p>But looks&#8230; nah.
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		<title>By: I choose me</title>
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		<dc:creator>I choose me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Add me to the don&#039;t find Phelps attractive group. My husband says he looks like a mako shark - all upper torso and big round head and short legs. We both agree that he&#039;s pretty fricking incredible in the water though and seems like a sweet guy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Add me to the don&#8217;t find Phelps attractive group. My husband says he looks like a mako shark &#8211; all upper torso and big round head and short legs. We both agree that he&#8217;s pretty fricking incredible in the water though and seems like a sweet guy.
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		<title>By: hello</title>
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		<dc:creator>hello</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Umm, do you remember ANYTHING about that girl&#039;s history and drama?  I wouldn&#039;t want anyone in my family near her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Umm, do you remember ANYTHING about that girl&#8217;s history and drama?  I wouldn&#8217;t want anyone in my family near her.
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		<title>By: EnKay</title>
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		<dc:creator>EnKay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:47:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OKAY Kris.  I didn&#039;t literally mean superhero - but do you not think earning 8 gold Olympic medals is impressive? 
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OKAY Kris.  I didn&#8217;t literally mean superhero &#8211; but do you not think earning 8 gold Olympic medals is impressive?
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		<title>By: Kris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A superhero? Please..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A superhero? Please..
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:05:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i would react like that too if lohan wanted to bring her firecrotch anywhere near my son.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i would react like that too if lohan wanted to bring her firecrotch anywhere near my son.
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