Comments on: Jessica Simpson becomes beer spokeswoman http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:27:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Kat http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-82300 Kat Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:28:12 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-82300 Good god, who would want to drink a beer recommended by Jessica. All I can think of is the foam in her head. Good god, who would want to drink a beer recommended by Jessica. All I can think of is the foam in her head.

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: Le Petomane http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-82199 Le Petomane Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:30:36 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-82199 Hey Tiff! Love ya! Hey Tiff! Love ya!

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: chamalla http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-82084 chamalla Wed, 20 Aug 2008 23:04:17 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-82084 Aw, I think Jess is a good match for beer. Good for her for owning something lucrative, her tits are gonna fall sooner or later and she's gonna be SOL. She should have some business savvy to fall back on. A lot of these smaller, local beers are being bought by Pabst. She could be setting herself up for a nice payout. So many of these young starlets have totally crappy money sense, and I think girls need to see some women role models make smart money decisions. Even if she doesn't strike it big in a buyout, crappy American swill beer and big knockers go together like peanut butter and chocolate. This could easily be her best career move ever. Aw, I think Jess is a good match for beer. Good for her for owning something lucrative, her tits are gonna fall sooner or later and she’s gonna be SOL. She should have some business savvy to fall back on.

A lot of these smaller, local beers are being bought by Pabst. She could be setting herself up for a nice payout. So many of these young starlets have totally crappy money sense, and I think girls need to see some women role models make smart money decisions. Even if she doesn’t strike it big in a buyout, crappy American swill beer and big knockers go together like peanut butter and chocolate. This could easily be her best career move ever.

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: Jen in Dallas http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-81993 Jen in Dallas Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:35:25 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-81993 Piss off, bitch. Affectionately, The City of Dallas Piss off, bitch.

Affectionately,

The City of Dallas

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: ri23 http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-81948 ri23 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:40:20 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-81948 Yeah, this sounds about right. Yeah, this sounds about right.

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: princess http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-81893 princess Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:15:01 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-81893 @Kate EWWWWWWW Mental picture I really didn't need @Kate EWWWWWWW
Mental picture I really didn’t need

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: kate http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-81867 kate Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:53:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-81867 endorsing beer...how christian. or is she not chrisitan anymore since she and her family discovered that they can all ride her boobs to fame and fortune? endorsing beer…how christian. or is she not chrisitan anymore since she and her family discovered that they can all ride her boobs to fame and fortune?

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: Frenchie http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-81845 Frenchie Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:32:07 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-81845 The second picture is funny, looks like she is hidding that she miss the skirt with her huge bag The second picture is funny, looks like she is hidding that she miss the skirt with her huge bag

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: lola lola http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-81838 lola lola Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:22:10 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-81838 Sounds like a deal daddy made in heaven. This chick is sooooo washed up. Stop selling your name for quick cash and find something to do with your life, you useless ninny! Sounds like a deal daddy made in heaven. This chick is sooooo washed up. Stop selling your name for quick cash and find something to do with your life, you useless ninny!

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]> By: Kaiser http://www.celebitchy.com/13681/jessica_simpson_becomes_beer_spokeswoman/#comment-81825 Kaiser Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:57:28 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=13681#comment-81825 @Czarina - I think Jess could choose to be smarter. She could choose to read a book a week. She could choose to watch the news several times a week. She could choose to be intellectually curious about something other than clothes and cowboy boots. @Czarina – I think Jess could choose to be smarter. She could choose to read a book a week. She could choose to watch the news several times a week. She could choose to be intellectually curious about something other than clothes and cowboy boots.

Report this comment as spam or abuse

]]>