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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton launches search for British best friend</title>
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		<title>By: Mel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So what if she&#039;s hot.  She&#039;s dumber than a sack of rocks.  She had every advantage in life and look at what she&#039;s failed to do with it.  Paris Hilton makes me sick.  I hope she chooses a friend that locks her in the Tower forever, never to be heard from again.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what if she&#8217;s hot.  She&#8217;s dumber than a sack of rocks.  She had every advantage in life and look at what she&#8217;s failed to do with it.  Paris Hilton makes me sick.  I hope she chooses a friend that locks her in the Tower forever, never to be heard from again.
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey how about Amy Winehouse? Might be interesting television....2 Diva Skanks clubbing together.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey how about Amy Winehouse? Might be interesting television&#8230;.2 Diva Skanks clubbing together.
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		<title>By: Allie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Allie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:33:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I feel sorry for all of England... but I&#039;m glad she&#039;s getting off U.S. soil. She&#039;s such a waste of space! Seriously, who has a criteria for a best friend?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I feel sorry for all of England&#8230; but I&#8217;m glad she&#8217;s getting off U.S. soil. She&#8217;s such a waste of space! Seriously, who has a criteria for a best friend?
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		<title>By: Kats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:49:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No offense to our British friends, but most of America is praying that she stays in England.  We are sooo fed up with this self-absorbed media twat.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No offense to our British friends, but most of America is praying that she stays in England.  We are sooo fed up with this self-absorbed media twat.
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		<title>By: chessie</title>
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		<dc:creator>chessie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 11:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why does she always stand contorted like a pretzel?  It really isn&#039;t flattering.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why does she always stand contorted like a pretzel?  It really isn&#8217;t flattering.
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		<title>By: SNS</title>
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		<dc:creator>SNS</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Aslong as she stays in London and does get any ideas about coming to Newcastle!

Although id be surprised if her brain cell can strech far enough to even realise Britian consists of more then just London and Cockneys.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aslong as she stays in London and does get any ideas about coming to Newcastle!</p>
<p>Although id be surprised if her brain cell can strech far enough to even realise Britian consists of more then just London and Cockneys.
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		<title>By: javagirl1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Syko and gg, you both have pretty cat avatars...similar too!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Syko and gg, you both have pretty cat avatars&#8230;similar too!
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		<title>By: Aud</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Actually, maybe this isnt such a bad idea.  Maybe she WILL find a BFF over there and not wanna come home!  

Britain, you can HAVE her!  :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, maybe this isnt such a bad idea.  Maybe she WILL find a BFF over there and not wanna come home!  </p>
<p>Britain, you can HAVE her!  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Aud</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aud</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m callin implants.  My flat as a board self was bigger than she was, and no pushup bra does that to my twins!

Its sad, when you&#039;re that rich, and so disliked you cant even BUY friends, and have to go to a whole nother country for em.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m callin implants.  My flat as a board self was bigger than she was, and no pushup bra does that to my twins!</p>
<p>Its sad, when you&#8217;re that rich, and so disliked you cant even BUY friends, and have to go to a whole nother country for em.
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		<title>By: DogRunner</title>
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		<dc:creator>DogRunner</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Definitely looks like she got implants to move her from an A to a B cup.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Definitely looks like she got implants to move her from an A to a B cup.
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