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		<title>By: Tracey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tracey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 03:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s rich and you&#039;re not. Doesn&#039;t sound dumb to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s rich and you&#8217;re not. Doesn&#8217;t sound dumb to me.
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		<title>By: Jeanne Clark</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne Clark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:29:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She&#039;s so sexy when she&#039;s stoned!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She&#8217;s so sexy when she&#8217;s stoned!
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		<title>By: hello</title>
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		<dc:creator>hello</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like the Heineken ad.  I think that it&#039;s a pretty cool and original concept.  

The only way her expression could have been worse in this ad was if she took a page out of Miley Cyrus&#039;s page and did the lip pucker thing.  

The person who chose this picture for the ad agency should be fired pronto.  She is capable of doing decent  print ads for product and looking...like she isn&#039;t a zombie.  Remember the Dessert ads?  Cheesy, but she looked normal.  I am assuming she hasn&#039;t done anything to her face though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like the Heineken ad.  I think that it&#8217;s a pretty cool and original concept.  </p>
<p>The only way her expression could have been worse in this ad was if she took a page out of Miley Cyrus&#8217;s page and did the lip pucker thing.  </p>
<p>The person who chose this picture for the ad agency should be fired pronto.  She is capable of doing decent  print ads for product and looking&#8230;like she isn&#8217;t a zombie.  Remember the Dessert ads?  Cheesy, but she looked normal.  I am assuming she hasn&#8217;t done anything to her face though.
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		<title>By: Jen in Dallas</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jen in Dallas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>1. tries too hard. 
2. mouth open does not equal &quot;sexy&quot;
3. a blight on the state of Texas
4. whore
5. plastic
6. breathing hard does not equal singing
7. romo is stupider than i thought
8. creepy pervy dad
9. blabbing to Glamour magazine
10. immature, like a 6th grade girl
11. being born in Texas does not a &quot;cowgirl&quot; make
12. i hate this bitch with a bleeding passion. i hope her career fails and that tony cheats on her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. tries too hard.<br />
2. mouth open does not equal &#8220;sexy&#8221;<br />
3. a blight on the state of Texas<br />
4. whore<br />
5. plastic<br />
6. breathing hard does not equal singing<br />
7. romo is stupider than i thought<br />
8. creepy pervy dad<br />
9. blabbing to Glamour magazine<br />
10. immature, like a 6th grade girl<br />
11. being born in Texas does not a &#8220;cowgirl&#8221; make<br />
12. i hate this bitch with a bleeding passion. i hope her career fails and that tony cheats on her.
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		<title>By: I choose me</title>
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		<dc:creator>I choose me</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 16:01:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What an unflattering pic of a usually very pretty girl. She really does look like a blow up doll in that pic. NOT SEXY at all. Booo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What an unflattering pic of a usually very pretty girl. She really does look like a blow up doll in that pic. NOT SEXY at all. Booo.
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		<title>By: Shane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hardly looks like her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hardly looks like her.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Probably the least creative, most dated, dumbest, saddest, pointless beer ad ever.

The Heiniken ad on the other hand... clever, funny, original.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Probably the least creative, most dated, dumbest, saddest, pointless beer ad ever.</p>
<p>The Heiniken ad on the other hand&#8230; clever, funny, original.
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		<title>By: Marie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Marie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 06:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn&#039;t recognize her at first.  It looks like she has a head cold and is having to breathe out of her mouth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t recognize her at first.  It looks like she has a head cold and is having to breathe out of her mouth.
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		<title>By: Whitey Fisk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Whitey Fisk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>C&#039;mon, am I the only one who thinks this is a great ad?!?  Couldn&#039;t have picked a better shot of a better subject for their concept.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>C&#8217;mon, am I the only one who thinks this is a great ad?!?  Couldn&#8217;t have picked a better shot of a better subject for their concept.
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		<title>By: Diva</title>
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		<dc:creator>Diva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 04:28:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I doubt she picked the picture.

I&#039;ve only seen blow up dolls on TV, but they look nothing like her... ya&#039;ll must be more educated on the subject, lol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I doubt she picked the picture.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve only seen blow up dolls on TV, but they look nothing like her&#8230; ya&#8217;ll must be more educated on the subject, lol.
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