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Cameron Diaz decided to bring along her Yankee for Paris Fashion Week. Because nothing says “true love” more than an egomaniacal masturbatory-centaur at your side when you’re making kissy-face with John Galliano. But yes, Camy and Alex Rodriguez are in love. And now they will even be seen out in public together! Camy has really put some time and effort into this, which means that she wants it. She wants him. It’s not just sex. She’s in love and she’s showing off her prize – the centaur douche. Anyway, these photos are from their trip to Paris, and I just wanted to point out something – this relationship is not agreeing with Camy. At all. She’s looked like ten kinds of leathery, ragged hell while they’ve been together.
Meanwhile, A-Rod actually looks okay. I mean, I don’t want to touch his dong, but he doesn’t look like so femme and large-bottomed here. Well, he looks like he hit the fake tan pretty hard before he left America. I wonder why he doesn’t mind being seen with Camy all of a sudden? Did it just occur to him that she’s more A-List than him?
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Alex Rodriguez, Cameron Diaz

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Note to Aniston: this is what too much sun does to you. The English actresses age way better
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Good lord, she’s tangerine!
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Kiss of death….going public with el douche.
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Yikes.
LOL at the centaur comment.
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Sun damage, botox and a douche is not a good combination for Camy maybe she shouldn’t even use the 10 foot pole to poke his dong.
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I think it’s just age that’s catching up with her; I don’t care what pop culture has to say about aging- there comes a point when you have to change up your look. Between her perpetual skin problems and the sun damage, C.D. is not looking good at all. It’s not like I think she needs to hit the Koret section at Macy’s, but it’s time to step away from Forever21. Arod is still the grossest douche going- I hope she doesn’t get desperate enough to make a baby with him….
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She is total fug!
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all the places he’s been seen with her are purely from her A-list status…so I think you hit the nail on the head Kaiser – I think it DID just occur to him!
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“she wants him?”, well she already has him as much as she wants to have him. He’s not marriage material obviously and she doesn’t want that either, if you remember her past quotes on the subject.
She can spend some time and get her face rejuvinated. She has the money. I doubt she’s too worried about it. But she should start looking after herself.
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Cam, I like you. SPF 70, gf.
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Ewwwww…her face is orange and much darker than her neck. She is not aging well. She better start using sunscreen or she will be a dried up prune face in a few years. With her money, you would think she could get her skin problems under control.
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She used to have a cleft in her chin like Kirk Douglas has. I wonder if she had it filled in.
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She needs to start fixing her face ASAP so she doesn’t look like a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills…ugh..except kyle..the crows feet..ugh she looks 48..not good..
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Well, they were on vacation somewhere else, so I guess she would be tan this time. But for the last three years she’s always tan. That movie with Ashton she did two or three years ago she was overly tan and looked so hard. Lot of lines. I was shocked. Maybe she’s decided to tan so much to hide her skin problems in HD. I don’t know.
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Yes-dinner with Bill Clinton and Fashion Week in Paris-definitely A list events that he can be seen with her at.
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she better watch out, or she will look like that Mavis lady in “something about Mary” (I think that was her name) the old lady with the leather skin and the little dog!!
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seems like a cool chick that Cam, but she does need to change her hair. Maybe red hair since she has really pink undertones.
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ARod definitely has a “type” doesn’t he? Blond, mannish, controlling…
Is he a top or a bottom?
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I love her coat.
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I don’t know if Cameron in love but she having fun and she know what type of guy A-Rod is and I don’t think she feels that she can change him she know what she is getting into and right know thing are going good so she having a good time.
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on average…..how many years do those in LA take from the truth?? at least 3-5
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she nds to change her hair–she looks old with it–its stringy and just hanging there to hide her face..
she looks old as heck, guess, she’s happy though.
its like her face has tremendous bone loss and its going fast..
like a shrunken head look
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Is he wearing a tie with jeans? I hate that look. Why bother? ARod used to do a diary/blog of sorts back when he was with the Seattle Mariners. I used to read it obsessively. He was always so into the movies, I couldn’t believe it when he married a teacher. I think he has always pictured himself with an actress. He considers himself an A-lister. He is also very, very image conscious. For a while he wanted to be seen as a family man, but now that he blew that, he is all about being with a movie star. He is also Dominican, so the tan is real.
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Girl obviously loves her some sunshine….holy cow her skin is wrecked!
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I think she looks fine in these pics.
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The same damn thing happens to my face sometimes. I slather on the sunscreen, but if it is very hot, the dermatologist tells me that that alone will stimulate melanin production in those of us who are prone to it. And I get dark in those same places on my face.
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Wow, tough crowd. I don’t think she looks leathery–just natural. Think she’s really pretty.
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she needs more than sunscreen – she needs to wear a beekeeper’s bonnet.
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She could be twins with the Joker. Jack Nicholson, not Heath Ledger. And does she bathe? Ever? She looks so grubby and gross… I bet one can smell her stank from far away. Disgusting.
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I never found her attractive at all she’s got a great body but thats it.
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A lotta nasty on here. I think she’s hot!
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well, then she should wear a hat, if sunscreen isn’t cutting it.
and wow, to ppl who think she looks hot!
i think she is innocuous and probably a nice person-
but hot, not!
she looks awful.
she needs a good cleanse, no botox/surgery, and yea if she looks up ayurvedic or chinese medicine and goes hard on it, she can clear up even long term skin issues, for real. [though she may have to change her internal makeup=diet/lifestyle, too]
but anyway, what a fun time! wearing a cool coat, waltzing thru paris during fashion week, shopping away….
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I think she’s aging like the rest of the OC girls who were surfers in their younger years. I would know, I used to live there. Trust me, it’s the norm.
Wear sunscreen people!
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Has she been hanging out with Snooki? She’s really got that Oompa-Loompa thing going on.
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I hope Cam stops with the cheek injections – puffy cheeks do not make you look younger, just desperate.
If she relaxes and quits fighting growing older she’d look fine – its the “fixes” that make her look bad, literally.
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They’re getting married.
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She does look older than her age.
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Ewwww! Not aging well at all. And the boy toy only makes her look worse because of the contrast.
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We call her Pizza Face. You know she is single for a reason? They are just doing eachother so it’s not serious, so yeah- single for a reason…
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That first picture of her is beyond awful! Waaaaaay to much time in the sun!
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I agree with the majority of posters here saying how rough she looks. Yowzers.
Look she seems like a fun and harmless chick and all (although when she is in interviews she usually gets on my last nerve), but girl is *not* aging well. I know several woman in their 40s and they look miles younger than Cameron Diaz.
I admire than she isn’t hacking into her face (yet) though, I’ll give her that.
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She used to be so cute (circa Something about Mary and My Best Friend’s Wedding). I know aging is rough but when you’ve got the money to help you out, why not take advantage of facials now and then?
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I swear she looks preggie. She has that weird prego thing where you are 3 months along and still skinny but have a wideness to your waistline that screams baby on board to me. Could be why her pleather skin looks additionally pealt like.
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I don’t think she looks old for her age. To me it just looks like she used some bad self-tanner on her face. I don’t get all of the hate re: her appearance-I think she’s very pretty. If she’s “total fug” than let me be “total fug”!
A-rod’s an ass, though. I don’t get why all of these women are so into him, big dick or not. A big dick only goes so far!
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Cammy is more an A-lister than Arod?
Plz.
Cammy, god bless her, is all washed up. She’s lucky to be a C-lister.
Arod? Still in prime of his career. The stud of stud amongst the Yankees, now that Jeters has started to tank athletically.
People may hate his guts, but he is still the baseball god and so much more relevant than hasbeen Cammy.
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