Cameron Diaz decided to bring along her Yankee for Paris Fashion Week. Because nothing says “true love” more than an egomaniacal masturbatory-centaur at your side when you’re making kissy-face with John Galliano. But yes, Camy and Alex Rodriguez are in love. And now they will even be seen out in public together! Camy has really put some time and effort into this, which means that she wants it. She wants him. It’s not just sex. She’s in love and she’s showing off her prize – the centaur douche. Anyway, these photos are from their trip to Paris, and I just wanted to point out something – this relationship is not agreeing with Camy. At all. She’s looked like ten kinds of leathery, ragged hell while they’ve been together.
Meanwhile, A-Rod actually looks okay. I mean, I don’t want to touch his dong, but he doesn’t look like so femme and large-bottomed here. Well, he looks like he hit the fake tan pretty hard before he left America. I wonder why he doesn’t mind being seen with Camy all of a sudden? Did it just occur to him that she’s more A-List than him?
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Written by Kaiser
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