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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Christina: &quot;Constantly&quot; means a repeated act, so ONE comment on ONE thread doesn&#039;t exactly fit the bill. (My second response was to clarify myself, not to introduce another insult.) 

And just for the record, Britney has spent the last year hurting the people closest to her, most of all her own children, so I don&#039;t buy this innocent victim crap. Also, the mental illness excuse isn&#039;t the whole story, not by a long shot. While she&#039;s clearly unstable, I think excessive drug use and a boundless sense of self-entitlement is at the core of her troubles.

Well, I suppose that&#039;s two insults on this thread. Still doesn&#039;t qualify as &quot;constant,&quot; but if you&#039;d like, I&#039;ll gladly keep going.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christina: &#8220;Constantly&#8221; means a repeated act, so ONE comment on ONE thread doesn&#8217;t exactly fit the bill. (My second response was to clarify myself, not to introduce another insult.) </p>
<p>And just for the record, Britney has spent the last year hurting the people closest to her, most of all her own children, so I don&#8217;t buy this innocent victim crap. Also, the mental illness excuse isn&#8217;t the whole story, not by a long shot. While she&#8217;s clearly unstable, I think excessive drug use and a boundless sense of self-entitlement is at the core of her troubles.</p>
<p>Well, I suppose that&#8217;s two insults on this thread. Still doesn&#8217;t qualify as &#8220;constant,&#8221; but if you&#8217;d like, I&#8217;ll gladly keep going.
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		<title>By: Lily Rose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lily Rose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:57:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, did you guys (who are rooting for her to make a comeback) see the new pictures of Britney out shopping at Pottery Barn?  They are over at laineygossip.com.  She looks great and you can tell she has been working out!  yay!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, did you guys (who are rooting for her to make a comeback) see the new pictures of Britney out shopping at Pottery Barn?  They are over at laineygossip.com.  She looks great and you can tell she has been working out!  yay!
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		<title>By: pissoff</title>
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		<dc:creator>pissoff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;She is also up for three VMAs — including &#039;Video of the Year&#039; — for her song &#039;Piece of Me.&#039;&quot;


--that&#039;s the funniest line in this post, since MTV doesn&#039;t play music videos anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;She is also up for three VMAs — including &#8216;Video of the Year&#8217; — for her song &#8216;Piece of Me.&#8217;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8211;that&#8217;s the funniest line in this post, since MTV doesn&#8217;t play music videos anymore.
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Either way, it&#039;s shallow of you to CONSTANTLY knock anyone&#039;s appearance.

Maybe if Britney Spears was like Perez Hilton and made a career out of putting people down for their looks, I&#039;d say it was called for, but since she&#039;s not, it&#039;s fucking rude.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Either way, it&#8217;s shallow of you to CONSTANTLY knock anyone&#8217;s appearance.</p>
<p>Maybe if Britney Spears was like Perez Hilton and made a career out of putting people down for their looks, I&#8217;d say it was called for, but since she&#8217;s not, it&#8217;s fucking rude.
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		<title>By: Aspen</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have NO CLUE why I am so emotionally invested in seeing this girl get better and back to success, but I am.

I really am rooting for her, and I hope to goodness that this apparent rebound from her problems is just the beginning...and not only a last gasp before the end.

I want to see this girl do well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have NO CLUE why I am so emotionally invested in seeing this girl get better and back to success, but I am.</p>
<p>I really am rooting for her, and I hope to goodness that this apparent rebound from her problems is just the beginning&#8230;and not only a last gasp before the end.</p>
<p>I want to see this girl do well.
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		<title>By: mollination</title>
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		<dc:creator>mollination</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 01:27:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She looks so cute in the video spots. I also love the &quot;elephant in the room&quot;. I think it&#039;s just the right ammount of acknowledgment from her about her recent past. She is so not in the position to be cracking jokes about her vagina on SNL, or even doing FunnyOrDie.com. I don&#039;t think it&#039;s a good idea to pull that celeb-mea-culpa-maneuver until she is like, 2 or 3 years sane and successful. 

On that note though, I sure hope that she&#039;s kicking off that successful and sane comeback RIGHT NOW. I miss her and am rooting for her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She looks so cute in the video spots. I also love the &#8220;elephant in the room&#8221;. I think it&#8217;s just the right ammount of acknowledgment from her about her recent past. She is so not in the position to be cracking jokes about her vagina on SNL, or even doing FunnyOrDie.com. I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s a good idea to pull that celeb-mea-culpa-maneuver until she is like, 2 or 3 years sane and successful. </p>
<p>On that note though, I sure hope that she&#8217;s kicking off that successful and sane comeback RIGHT NOW. I miss her and am rooting for her.
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		<title>By: cali angel</title>
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		<dc:creator>cali angel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ya, I&#039;m with you too Codzilla. Of course, coming down from heavy methamphetamine use tends to throw off the body&#039;s hormones and metabolism and make things like acne/weight fluctuation/overactive oil production (i.e. greasy hair) happen. This of course has no connection to Britney at all, cough, cough, not at all. Oh and I do not mean to insult anyone who has had to deal with that issue because I am obviously no stranger to it myself.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ya, I&#8217;m with you too Codzilla. Of course, coming down from heavy methamphetamine use tends to throw off the body&#8217;s hormones and metabolism and make things like acne/weight fluctuation/overactive oil production (i.e. greasy hair) happen. This of course has no connection to Britney at all, cough, cough, not at all. Oh and I do not mean to insult anyone who has had to deal with that issue because I am obviously no stranger to it myself.
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		<title>By: Lily Rose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lily Rose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have to agree, it is probably a good idea that Britney does not perform.  I don&#039;t know why, but I am really cheering for her!  When she was popular, I so was not a fan...and then watched horrified as she spiraled downward, but now...for some reason I want her to make a huge comeback!  She is a gorgeous girl who just pushed too hard too young.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have to agree, it is probably a good idea that Britney does not perform.  I don&#8217;t know why, but I am really cheering for her!  When she was popular, I so was not a fan&#8230;and then watched horrified as she spiraled downward, but now&#8230;for some reason I want her to make a huge comeback!  She is a gorgeous girl who just pushed too hard too young.
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		<title>By: audrey</title>
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		<dc:creator>audrey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:55:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i agree with codzilla. she looks terrible.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i agree with codzilla. she looks terrible.
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		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Chill, Christina. I&#039;m not talking about the acne. I&#039;m referring to the ever present greasy, polyester mop piled on her head. 

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Chill, Christina. I&#8217;m not talking about the acne. I&#8217;m referring to the ever present greasy, polyester mop piled on her head.
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