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Written by JayBird
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20 Responses to “Tom Cruise gets diet tips from David Beckham”
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I was thinking the same thing, cali angel.
Both Victoia and Jada look like cocktail waitresses or french maids, no offense to cocktail waitresses or french maids….. -
I’m sure JayBird is right, that David Beckham is not standing around acting as Tom Cruise’s personal trainor, although probably he has gotten diet and fitness advice from David since they are pals.
Could be worse…Tom could have gone to Victoria for advice.
There’s nothing scarier than a cranky Scientologist only eating lettuce…(shudder!) -
What a parade of freaks! I am sure that pic will be used in religious fanatics “Why God wants California to fall into the ocean” blogs. Tom is gross. I unfortunately spent Saturday afternoon seeing “Tropic Thunder” which was such a terrible movie I felt the need to bleach my eyeballs after the viewing - I should have left with the other 10 people who walked out midway. But I had been reading about Tom Cruise going way out of the box in his performance and I was like “Oh, there’s gross Tom.” I just didn’t see it as a stretch.
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Why do skinny people always get criticized? Some like women w/ meat on their bones, others like women w/ barely any meat. Not all thin women are anorexic or bulimic.
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Lots and lots of protein injections
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But wait, can’t Scientology HELP YOU WITH THAT?? Since they’re the ones with the solution to every problem, why haven’t they solved the obesity problem yet?
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czarina : ‘a cranky scientologist eating lettuce ‘.. i love it!!!!! and the first question i had too was : CAN’T SCIENTOLOGY help with these love handles and middle paunch ? maybe those body thetans are all gathering in one place ?
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The mental image of gorgeous David giving Tom “tubby rubs” is so wrong!!!
Run David! Run far away from the scary little man with the big teeth!
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No one in that picture looks comfortable with the picture being taken. They look like an awkward group of people who have turned up for a school reunion.
Posh has that vacant stare in her eyes. Becks looks like he just isn’t sure..
The Smiths, well they look like they are just trying to keep up..
The Cruises, they are looking very plastic.
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No one has commented on Posh’s creepy chest. Scrawny with two half coconuts stapled on. Or something. If those breasts are real, my name is tinkerbelle.
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Robin; you ain’t tinkerbell! No, she’s admitted that her ‘girls’ are implants. From what I’ve read, she just hated that her clothes never fit properly because she had no ‘figure’ (no chest or hips) and she had her implants done when Romeo was born.
The wierd thing is, the boobs can look almost normal–she actually chooses to have them sticking out like that (silicone meets Wonderbra). Why, I have no idea. Maybe she figures it’s like jewelry–if you’ve spent all that money on them, you may as well show them off! -
L. Ron Hubbard must be rolling in his grave.
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Ths story is just a cover for why Becks might be hanging around with Tom while their “wives” are away. Sure, Becks is “working out” with Tom… getting sweaty… followed by a hot shower…
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Ted; EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
That was a mean and disturbing image to flash even briefly in my mind!
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EVERYONE looks better than Posh in the pic, even Tom Cruise does. How hilarious is that!
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1,200 calories a day, mostly grilled chicken and fish with lots of vegetables, salads and fruit: This is the prescribed celeb diet because it works! Low carbs and stay away from refined sugar, white flour and dairy. The pounds will drop off with little or no exercise. You don’t need to spend money on Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig. Just start planning your meals like this!
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Skank Basher; I would if someone else would cook them…
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Will Smith looks ridiculous wearing a fancy SHINY suit with casual shoes and shirt. Jada looks gorked out of her mind.
David B looks kinda retarded in that photo, and his wife looks like street whore with $20 tits.
Tom C looks like he always has to me: short with the creepiest fake smile ever.
Katie looks regal though, and for what she’s been looking like lately with those nasty jeans, I’m quite impressed with out gorgeous she looks in that photo.
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Who is dressing Tom Cruise these days? Why does he always look like an 1980’s yuppie? His shirt sleeves are sticking out of his jacket. He looks short and dumpy next to Katie. Katie exudes so much more confidence.
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Katie actually looks better when standing next to Victoria Beckham. It’s a sort of lesser-of-two-evils thing.
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