Jenna Jameson calls Chelsea Handler a “dried up old whore”

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The Huffington Post points us to these recent tweets by former porn queen Jenna Jameson in which she calls out Chelsea Handler for making fun of people’s kids and refers to her as a “dried up old whore.” Many will point out that it takes one to know one. Next Jameson will be claiming that Chelsea is over-Botoxed.

Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids… Probably because she’s a dried up old whore

Just cuz I say it like it is…… Don’t hate…… She talks massive shit.. Ok, whatever….

As Huffpo mentions, Jameson may be referring to a Glamour interview from December in which Handler called Jameson “raunchy” and later claimed she didn’t make fun of kid’s looks. The article billed it as Chelsea saying she didn’t make fun of kids, period, but she never said that exactly. Kaiser already covered this interview, specifically the parts where Handler defends her rants against Angelina Jolie, but there’s plenty more there that reveals this woman’s hypocrisy. I also want to include this segment where Chelsea claims she doesn’t drink that much and goes on to say that women shouldn’t be putting each other down.

KATIE COURIC: Do you ever have second thoughts about being raunchy?

CHELSEA HANDLER: I don’t like the word raunchy. I’m irreverent and I say things that a lot of people wouldn’t say, and some of it probably isn’t in the best taste. But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson. Look, I’m never going to please everybody. So I just have to be true to myself and think, OK, this is something I’d say in my living room, so it’s OK to say on the show. Because I want my audience to truly know who I am.

KATIE COURIC: Cioccoloco1 wants to know, “Is there any topic that makes you uncomfortable? Are there any subjects that are over the line for you? Do you even have a line?”

CHELSEA HANDLER: I think talking about children and their looks is not nice. Like, unattractive children. I don’t do that. And I don’t talk about people who are dying. I think that’s inappropriate.

KATIE COURIC: In your comedy you talk a lot about promiscuity and drinking. Do you worry about the message you’re sending to young women?

CHELSEA HANDLER: I drink responsibly. I drink two or three times a week, and I never drink and drive. People confuse the fact that I discuss drinking openly with the idea that I’m a heavy drinker. I don’t want girls at my show wasted, screaming and yelling out and vomiting.

KATIE COURIC: That would start to smell very unpleasant.

CHELSEA HANDLER: Believe me, it’s happened. In regard to promiscuity, in my book I actually have sex with a total of eight guys in the entire thing. But the fact that I discussed it at all led people to believe that I was some big trollop. I think it’s OK—that’s what your twenties are for. Now that I’m in my thirties, that’s over. If there’s a message that I can’t say loud enough, it’s that it’s OK to be who you are. I don’t want to be one of those girls who is like, “Oh, I didn’t do that. I’m not like that.” Because those girls make girls like me feel bad about ourselves. And we should be bringing each other up, not putting each other down.

[From Glamour]

As for the “not making fun of kids’ looks” thing, maybe she thinks that she’s not crossing a line by mocking Angelina’s kids but not calling them “ugly” specifically.

I found this older clip, I think it’s from 2007, where Chelsea talks about Zahara and Maddox Jolie-Pitt. (That’s at 1:55 in the linked video) She never used Zahara’s name, but said that Angelina Jolie and Brad “Schmitt” adopted a girl from Namibia (which is incorrect, she was adopted from Ethiopia) which she made a point of mispronouncing. She then said:

So technically that baby’s African American everybody… Do you think she’ll talk loud in movie theaters? I hope she doesn’t ‘axe’ her parents too many questions.

Do you ever wonder why that little Eskimo Maddox never smiles? Doesn’t he look pissed off all the time?… He’s pissed off, because he probably thought he was scoring the biggest deal of his lifetime to get rescued from his third world Cambodia, only to find out she’s going to take him to every other f*cking third world country in the world.

Her jokes are racist and cringe-inducing and she does make fun of kids. In Chelsea’s mind she’s not making fun of kid’s “looks” so it’s ok to mock their nationality and race. She also thinks she’s not a drunk or a wh*re for being drunk and sleeping around, but she calls out Jenna Jameson. Team Jenna, but just this once.

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  1. brin says:

    Yeah, even though it is almost a pot-kettle thing, Chelsea does make fun of kids and the worst part is she isn’t funny. Team Jenna (this one time).

  2. Reality says:

    Team Nobody. They’re both irrelevant, toxic bitches, and I can’t stand either of them.

    I’m not sure why you’re using quotes from 2007, but I predict some epic comments….

  3. Quest says:

    Who called who a “whore”…I am confused. The dried up part I agree with, Chelsea looks like a Ribena Berry on Crack.

  4. DoMaJoReMc says:

    Chelsea Handler has crossed the line from being funny and irreverent to just plain old being an a$$hole! At least Jenna is doing everything she can to change her life for the better for herself and her family. This is my opinion, so please don’t hate.

  5. latam2012 says:

    jenna might have been a porn star but that doesnt make her a bad person nor does it negate the validity of her comments she has the right to call someone out.

  6. Westcoaster says:

    I still have a hard time believing Chelsea Handler is in her thirties. It is one thing to make fun of a adult celebrity, but their children should be off limits.

  7. devilgirl says:

    Well, they are BOTH dried up old whores.

  8. naturegirl says:

    AND AN 40 SOMETHING HORSE FACE OLD C$NT TRYING TO PASS HERSELF OFF AS SOMEONE IN HER THIRTIES. ACTUALLY SHE IS A DESPERATE OLD JOKE.

  9. happygirl says:

    LOL, brin. All I could think was Pot.Kettle.Black.

  10. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Well I am on Jenna’s side. I am not gonna hold Jenna’s career against her…which some of you seem to be doing. I do agree maybe calling someone else a whore when you are involved in porn maybe isn’t the best word but again…I agree with Jenna.

  11. whitedaisy says:

    Her books were pretty amusing. She, unfortunately, is not.
    She confuses her unfiltered, easy target jabs as humor.
    She isn’t funny any more.

  12. Sami says:

    Handler is paid off to say bad things about Jolie by Aniston/StephenHuvane. Ergo, Aniston and her fans, by proxy, support Handler’s behaviour. There is no words possible to describe Handler. No words. She has so much HATE inside her that thats why she looks rougher than a porn star (and btw may I say doesn’t Jenna look GREAT! – you KNOW you’re as rough as crap when an ex porno ho looks better than you) heroin-addicted crystal-meth street user. The hate takes its toll. And lastly, for someone to say horrible things about cats, well, I don’t trust ANYone who hates cats. There seriously is something wrong with the person and that there, on its own, is more than enough to condemn her. She hates cats. She hates African Americans. She hates children. She hates people that do GOOD for the people and the community. She hates….. Is there ANYTHING that she DOESN’T hate? She seems to be a very hateful and toxic person. Makes you wonder if its her genetic makeup, or did childhood circumstances make her that way? Or both? Sometimes I feel as though she could be Charles Manson and Susan Atkins lovechild. She is that evil and toxic. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out one day on the news that she stabbed someone 100 times and wrote ‘death to pigs’ with their blood on their front door. Or it could be ‘death to non-whites’ or ‘death to do-gooders’.

  13. redlips says:

    People see in others what they don’t like about themselves!

    So, from one dried up whore to the other…..

  14. BB says:

    Team Jenna!
    jenna may not be the sharpest tool and she may be plastic as hell, but I will take that over Chelsea (who is obviously racist and makes fun of little kids).

  15. Jaana says:

    chelsea does make racist jokes..if u watched her show you would know..plus other people make fun of angelinas kids..even calling shiloh a lesbian..plus she said nothing wrong about Jenna..wasnt she the top porn star? so doesnt that make her the raunchiest of all? hmm

  16. e.non says:

    why in the hell is katie couric interviewing someone like handler.

  17. Ann says:

    Oh yeah. Women calling each other c&nts & whores. You’ve been trained well but the male c&nts who do that all the time.

  18. susanne says:

    I’m stuck on, “Now that I’m in my 3os…”

    Like she turned thirty just recently, or any time in the last 15 years.

  19. roxanne says:

    for as much surgery as Jenna’s gotten, she doesn’t look nearly as bad as you’d think b

  20. embertine says:

    Wow, eight guys in a whole decade is sleeping around? I’ll… just be over here in the naughty corner.

  21. Kate says:

    Oh please – Chelsea doesn’t actually make fun of the kids – in the first quote she’s making a general joke about a stereotype about black people(not particularly funny, but, by Chelsea’s own admission, ‘they can’t all be winners’), and the second she’s joking that this kid from a third world country basically hit the adoption jackpot with a celebrity as rich as AJ is, but they spend so much of their time in other third world countries rather than living the high life in Hollywood 24/7, which I thought was ironic and funny, and not even a knock on the kid himself.

    And also, we should all fall at Jenna’s feet and not call her a whore because it’s degrading to her? She spent her life having sex for money, I’m pretty sure that’s the textbook definition of ‘whore’. She built her business around it, so good for her, but if this isn’t the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black, i don’t know what is.

  22. PrettyTarheel says:

    @Embertine
    Good to know I’ll have company in the naughty corner.
    And if Chelsea is a day under 45…I’ll eat my husband’s gym socks.

  23. guesty says:

    @e.non….that’s exactly what I thought.

    @embertine…lol!

  24. Marjalane says:

    Chelsea Handler is a nasty pig. I’ve always enjoyed her round table- she usually has really funny people on, but she was so unnecessarily ugly about Bristol Palin and her kid last night, I just turned her off. She was being mean just for the sake of being mean- I guess you can give her credit for being an equal opportunity bitch.

  25. Marie says:

    Well if anyone knows what a dried up old whore is Jenna would be the one. Anyway they are both gross and I would cross the street if either were coming my way because I would be afraid that one of their diseases would jump on me. Yeah I am going there Jenna and Chelsea’s germs no returns! (That’s my mood today)

  26. WhiteNoise says:

    The only way Chelsea Handler is 35 is if it’s in dog years.

    LOL @ embertine. :D

  27. mln76 says:

    @Kate denial is nice isn’t it. She makes fun of the kids and these aren’t the only jokes I have heard. She slanted her eyes and talked with a fake accent to imitate Maddox. She makes homophobic comments about Shiloh a 5 year old child. People think it’s funny or OK because they hate her mom. That’s pathetic.
    As for Jenna I don’t think two wrongs make a right especially since Chelsea and the media are going to jump on the ‘whore’ comment and ignore the fact that Chelsea makes racist and homophobic remarks about children routinely.

  28. LittleFATMe says:

    Wow! Handler has a real head vein thing going on, almost worse than Angie! Yikes!

  29. Eileen says:

    Saying: oh well Jenna is trying to turn her life around so I’m not going to hold that against her…
    Well that’s fine, turn your life around, but when you start criticizing others for their behavior and you’re an ex-porn star, you start looking like a dumbass and hypocrite. Jenna just wants some press time she could care less about Chelsea or anything else.

  30. Zvonk says:

    Haha. Being called a whore by a porn star has got to hurt.

    Oh, and btw, I don’t buy the “only 8 guys” line. You women have to admit that many of you massage that figure downwards when answering that question.

  31. Whocares says:

    Jenna is older than Chelsea and is also a porn star and she’s calling Chelsea a dried up old whore? Talk about projecting. Dumb bitch.

  32. Liana says:

    Jameson is an old whore. Handler is a nasty old bitch.

  33. Aspie says:

    @ Kate (# 24) ITA…Chelsea is very funny and her jokes aren’t racist, just corny.

    I don’t get the hate for her. And Jenna Jameson doesn’t have any room to call someone else out doing what she did….Chelsea was just being honest. JJ is/was raunchy.

  34. olivia says:

    Tina Fey said it best: “You all have got to stop calling each other sl*ts and wh**es. It just makes it ok for guys to call you sl*ts and wh**es.”

  35. jover says:

    First, Katie Couric is an overpaid uneducated dope. Her journalist credentials should be stripped. While sarah palin is a dolt you and your network have little grounds to rip her when your lead “journalist” is interviewing the likes of Kim Kartrashian and Chelsea Handler. Second, didn’t Chelsea back that worthless reality show about those bratty hollywood teens that were arrested for theft and some other stuff awhile back. For foisting that crap on us that’s reason enough to despise chelsea.

  36. kmn says:

    I think Chelsea is really funny. I understand that some people consider her jokes to be offensive, but at the same time, she’s a comedian – it’s not like she’s trying to win an award for being politically correct! I don’t think anyone should take what she says so seriously. And I don’t believe she is racist…she rags on EVERYONE and everything, including herself and her own show. Again, she’s a comedian so it’s her job. I’ve heard MUCH more controversial/offensive things said in other comedians’ stand-up acts. As for the drinking etc., she’s an entertainer and it’s all part of her persona.

    I personally love that she will call out celebrities when she’s interviewing them. I think in that sense, she is so much more interesting than a lot of the other late-night hosts who stay on generic topics. Chelsea does and says whatever she wants, and she doesn’t care what anyone thinks…I say bravo.

  37. Fletch says:

    Jesus Chelsea, you’ve over botoxed yourself into the shadow image of Claudia Schiffer circa 2001. Whoa.

  38. Cherry Rose says:

    Team Jenna. I’m still surprised as to how Chelsea Handler gets laid these days.

  39. bored says:

    I’ve heard that Handler has made fun of Shiloh too because she thinks she’s a lesbian. Also makes fun of the other kid for being Vietnamese. I think the only people finding Chelsea funny are members of the KKK lol

  40. redlips says:

    @mln76, get over your “politically correct” self and enjoy life!

  41. mln76 says:

    @redlips I enjoy life very much thanks for your deep and abiding concern(or not). I don’t mind raunchy humor I love Ricky Gervais, Dave Chapelle, Sarah Silverman, Howard Stern and many more.
    Should Angelina be a target of comedians???
    OF COURSE but her young children should be off limits (especially when making racial jokes).

  42. shockedandappalled says:

    Yeah super lame to make fun of the Jolie-Pitt kids, the way she did… really racist. But I’m not really team Jenna either. Calling someone a dried up old whore in retaliation is super lame as well. Sexist and lame.

  43. original kate says:

    dear jenna,

    the definition of a whore is one who has sex for money/goods. which you have. hundres of times. on camera. shut up.

    toodles.

  44. Kim says:

    Chelsea made a racist joke about Maddox in Nov 2010, I’ve never heard the lesbian jokes.

  45. EdithP says:

    I like the word raunchy, myself. Also, CH can’t possibly be in her 30s.

  46. Katija says:

    I think that there is a little bit of sexism at play when it comes to comediennes like Chelsea Handler or Sarah Silverman. My cousin manages a comedy club, so I’m in there a lot, and let me tell ya – The boys, even some that you’ve heard of from Comedy Central or VH1 countdown shows, make some really, really raunchy and racial jokes. And they never get targeted like this. I’m not saying that we can’t criticize female comediennes without being accused of sexism, and obviously Celebitchy had no problem pointing out the inappropriateness of Ricky Gervais, but I am saying that I do think that there is an unfair double standard at play.

  47. Minx2 says:

    Chelsea Handler’s face shows her inner nastiness.. it’s a karma face, pure and simple

  48. loveyourwork says:

    “Do you ever wonder why that little Eskimo Maddox never smiles? Doesn’t he look pissed off all the time?… He’s pissed off, because he probably thought he was scoring the biggest deal of his lifetime to get rescued from his third world Cambodia, only to find out she’s going to take him to every other f*cking third world country in the world.”

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AMAZING! this makes me love Chels even more.

  49. sakyiwaa says:

    let’s just say: i know Jenna who likes.

  50. craigc says:

    Jenna IS A WHORE! End of story

  51. sakyiwaa says:

    @loveyourwork; …or maybe Maddox looks pissed cuz the papz are all up in his face. go figure, Chels and her adoring fans. one might ask did y’all graduate kindergarten?

  52. Kim says:

    Hard to determine which kettle is blacker here.

  53. nnn says:

    How is it ok or funny to call a definite little child ezquimo imitating an asian accent, a lesbian or a monkey but it’s not funny and some adults get all riled up when a 40 year old is called Iggy Pop because she shares a somewhat resemblance with him ? For me the later is not only a lesser offense but way more funny.

    So again how mocking a child is funny but mocking an adult is not ? Is it because of the subject’s name ? Or is it because being a comedian makes you immune to critics and give you the go ahead to mock a definite little child on a TV show besides ?

    A society who tolerate that their children is fair game to be mocked and lynched publicly is a society going down the hill. How do you expect young people seeing adults mocking other young people will turn right and respectful adults ?

    How do you expect them to be even remotely respectful toward adults as they grow up when they have in front of them so called adults attacking them while those adults are supposed to protect them and help them grow healthy and responsible ?

    when adults find it ok and hillarious that other adults lynch children just so that they can laugh at that child and mock him/her, you know that society is in a poor state.

    This is just absolutely immoral.

  54. Emily says:

    While I think Jenna could have chosen a better word (whore? Really? Pot, kettle etc), I agree with her about Chelsea. She’s just mean, and anyone who goes after kids is just a coward.

    “Now I’m in my 30s” did I miss something? Has 50 been re-named as 30 or something? There’s no way this bitch is in her 30s. She looks like Dina Lohan.

  55. oh hey says:

    I absolutely believe that Chelsea is in her 30′s. Blondes never age well.

  56. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    As far as Jenna “getting her act together,” that’s debatable. She’s not out of the business (she’s a producer now) and she’s too old to compete with the younger, “fresher faced” girls. She just makes it appear as though it was her choice not to do “film” anymore. She’s also a mother who, according to her husband, is a drug abuser. So, I have little respect for this woman. As far as Chelsea goes, anyone who’s heard Lisa Lampanelli’s act knows that Chelsea is mild in comparrison. She makes racism, homophobia and anti-semetism the center of her act. However, her audience is filled with the very people she mocks. I guess they “get” her, because I don’t hear half the stink about her that I do about Handler (and I don’t think either woman truly buys into what they’re joking about).

  57. MrsOdie2 says:

    Chelsea’s only mistake was when she was asked the question “Is any topic off limits?” she didn’t say “No.” Because that’s the truth. Comedians joke about everything. If you don’t like it, then don’t buy tickets to the show. I think she’s funny. I always have. And her joke about Maddox being rescued from a third world country only to be taken to every other third world country is GOLD. Comedy gold.

  58. Runs with Scissors says:

    god, I can’t wait till Handler stops being the mouth piece for JA/Huvane and finally goes after Aniston.
    Man, she’s gonna have some gruesome dirt on her and THEN listen to all the JA fans change their tune about Handler and how ‘funny’ they think she is.
    If you condone going after children and calling them lesbians, etc, just because you hate their mother, god help you, you deserve what you get.

  59. redlips says:

    @runs with scissors, Handler doesn’t need to turn on JA. The loons take care of that for her, with their vile comments.

    Now, be careful with those scissors! I would so hate for you to fall on them.

  60. Kim says:

    Unlike Jen’s fans who only have lovely things to say about Angie and their kids, right redlips9. GMAFB. As for Chelsea she often insulted Jen up until 2010 and she’ll do it again.

  61. redlips says:

    Really? Please provide a link so that I and everyone else may see the words that Chelsea “supposedly” said about JA! Would love to see it, dear.

  62. telesma says:

    Team Jenna. And I STILL can’t believe that Handler woman is supposed to be 5 years younger than me. She looks like an old leather handbag.