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	<title>Comments on: Michael Lohan announces engagement, calls Samantha Ronson a &#8216;parasite&#8217;</title>
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		<title>By: Dee</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 04:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The pot calling the kettle...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The pot calling the kettle&#8230;
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		<title>By: Craig</title>
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		<dc:creator>Craig</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lindsay&#039;s father is a dumbass. He should be thanking Samantha because clearly she saved Lindsay from become more of disaster than Lindsay used to be. Lindsay actually has a chance of making a comeback... Thanks to Samantha and her helping get Lindsay back on track.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lindsay&#8217;s father is a dumbass. He should be thanking Samantha because clearly she saved Lindsay from become more of disaster than Lindsay used to be. Lindsay actually has a chance of making a comeback&#8230; Thanks to Samantha and her helping get Lindsay back on track.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:51:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Leave it to Micheal to identify his own kind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leave it to Micheal to identify his own kind.
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		<title>By: geronimo</title>
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		<dc:creator>geronimo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Orangejulius, honestly, I laughed solidly for about 10 minutes when I read it, best wake-up call ever, just the funniest exchange. I could picture both your faces, you thinking &#039;why is Kaiser on about ginger in mint sauce?&#039;, and Kaiser thinking &#039;what the hell has mint sauce got to do with whether the baby&#039;s a redhead or not?&#039;. lol, laughing all over again now! 

Thanks so much for getting my yesterday off to such a brilliant start!  :lol:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Orangejulius, honestly, I laughed solidly for about 10 minutes when I read it, best wake-up call ever, just the funniest exchange. I could picture both your faces, you thinking &#8216;why is Kaiser on about ginger in mint sauce?&#8217;, and Kaiser thinking &#8216;what the hell has mint sauce got to do with whether the baby&#8217;s a redhead or not?&#8217;. lol, laughing all over again now! </p>
<p>Thanks so much for getting my yesterday off to such a brilliant start!  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: Kat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:33:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wanna bet, how long this sacred union lasts?  Dingbats should not marry dingbats.  Suggest a very longggggg engagement.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wanna bet, how long this sacred union lasts?  Dingbats should not marry dingbats.  Suggest a very longggggg engagement.
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		<title>By: GREG HOOPER</title>
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		<dc:creator>GREG HOOPER</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 04:15:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THESE REPORTS ARE NOT TRUE…. READ SAMANTHA’S OFFICIAL BLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD. MICHAEL LOHAN IS A JACKASS-
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&amp;friendID=40137611&amp;blogID=428106715</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THESE REPORTS ARE NOT TRUE…. READ SAMANTHA’S OFFICIAL BLOG AND SPREAD THE WORD. MICHAEL LOHAN IS A JACKASS-<br />
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		<title>By: czarina</title>
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		<dc:creator>czarina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>True, Lindsay has never looked happier or more relaxed and &#039;normal&#039; than she has over the past few months while she and Sam have been together. 
I think it&#039;s terribly sad that we, total strangers only seeing her picture on the Internet, can see such a world of positive difference, and yet her self-absorbed father can&#039;t seem to grasp it. 
He has said he doesn&#039;t approve of gay relationships. OK, he&#039;s entitled to his opinion...but that hardly gives him an excuse for a personal attack on Sam Ronson. Self-absorbed AND hypocritical. Yuck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True, Lindsay has never looked happier or more relaxed and &#8216;normal&#8217; than she has over the past few months while she and Sam have been together.<br />
I think it&#8217;s terribly sad that we, total strangers only seeing her picture on the Internet, can see such a world of positive difference, and yet her self-absorbed father can&#8217;t seem to grasp it.<br />
He has said he doesn&#8217;t approve of gay relationships. OK, he&#8217;s entitled to his opinion&#8230;but that hardly gives him an excuse for a personal attack on Sam Ronson. Self-absorbed AND hypocritical. Yuck.
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		<title>By: Ninjajeje</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ninjajeje</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know something, since Ronson came around she hasn&#039;t been flashing her lady bits, getting arrested, running people down with stolen cars, or &#039;accidentally&#039; (on purpose) making off with priceless fur coats.  That woman has been the best thing that ever happened to Lindsay.  And the hilarious part, is that Sam was a &#039;nobody; before she started dating Linds...Her brother is a very successful music producer.  She still would&#039;ve been pretty well known anyway whether she&#039;d met her or not.  What an imbecile</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know something, since Ronson came around she hasn&#8217;t been flashing her lady bits, getting arrested, running people down with stolen cars, or &#8216;accidentally&#8217; (on purpose) making off with priceless fur coats.  That woman has been the best thing that ever happened to Lindsay.  And the hilarious part, is that Sam was a &#8216;nobody; before she started dating Linds&#8230;Her brother is a very successful music producer.  She still would&#8217;ve been pretty well known anyway whether she&#8217;d met her or not.  What an imbecile
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		<title>By: krissy</title>
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		<dc:creator>krissy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sympathy goes out to all the kids he has ever fathered. He is just awful.Doesn&#039;t he realize that he himself is perceived as parasite numero uno when his role really should be that of the protector? And that  means not blabbering all over the press about your daughter every other week.He is irrelvant. Make him go away please!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sympathy goes out to all the kids he has ever fathered. He is just awful.Doesn&#8217;t he realize that he himself is perceived as parasite numero uno when his role really should be that of the protector? And that  means not blabbering all over the press about your daughter every other week.He is irrelvant. Make him go away please!!!
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		<title>By: stellapurdy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hmmm, you could land a plane on his forehead...I mean eighthead</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hmmm, you could land a plane on his forehead&#8230;I mean eighthead
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