I have to admit, I was pleasantly surprised by how many women got it right, or simply didn’t look like the wrath of God at the SAGs. My biggest issue was all of the prom dresses on all of the TV girls, which CB covered. But there were some bigger stars with some big issues. Let’s start off with Hilary Swank! God, I hated Hilary’s dress. It was that horrible nude color that has been everywhere the past few years, and that I really hoped would die. And there was something about the color and her hair and styling… it all just seemed awful. Like… hay. Like… a horse.

Why in the world has Winona Ryder been getting it so wrong lately? Has she just been out of the spotlight for so long, she no longer knows how to dress for the red carpet? Is that a skill you can “forget”? But yeah, the bridal dress with the bad hair and the crazy eyes… it’s all very “Tim Burton presents Winona Ryder as The Corpse Bride”.

I don’t even hate Paz de la Huerta’s dress. I just think this chick is a complete mess. Like, whenever she speaks, I hold my breath, waiting for the trainwreck. But yes, the styling of this look was… drunk. That’s all.

Porn actress Kim Kardashian got to come, for some reason. Hate the dress – it’s a pageant dress. You’d see this on the third runner-up at the Miss Ohio pageant.

Like my mom, I love Amy Adams, but this was hideous. The hair was pulled too tight, the bust of the dress was jacked and unflattering, and the white on her pale skin made her look like a corpse. Bad, bad, bad.

CB already talked about Angie Harmon’s dress, but I can’t help myself. This might be the worst dress of the night. It’s just a frilly pink nightmare. And you know Lea Michele wanted it.

Jessica Hailee Steinfeld in striped Prada. I don’t hate the bright colors or the stripes – I think from the waist up, she looks age-appropriate and cute. But the ruffle at the bottom sucks, and it brings the whole thing down.

Jennifer Lawrence… hideous. She’s such a pretty girl too! But this was just fug, from head to toe. Bad hair, bad makeup, bad fit, bad color, bad bow, bad neckline, BAD.

I’m not sure if I hated any other dress more than Jenna Fisher’s. This junk was AWFUL. It looked like she had stretched out an old sweater. The neckline is all weird and there’s too much extra fabric at the arms and waist.

Talk about unflattering… Eva Longoria. When she walked onto the red carpet, I thought two things: “Wow, she’s gained some weight” and “Did she get a breakup boob job?” Eva is a petite woman, and while I’m glad she didn’t wear her standard strapless, fish-tail gown, I absolutely hate the cut of this dress on her. It makes her look so top-heavy! And she’s not, at all.

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