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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:39:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One more slaphead to the team! Welcome to hell Beckham!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One more slaphead to the team! Welcome to hell Beckham!
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		<title>By: fido13uk</title>
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		<dc:creator>fido13uk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 13:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think becks will be ok without hair hes been there b4 and looks good without hair...
women keep telling me how goodlooking i am but i&#039;m losing my hair but cant accept it so i had my head tattoed on top to darken the bald area with a greywash tattoo and it looks cool assss..! i razor my head too  easy maintainance and no worries of toupee blowing off in the wind ha ha ha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think becks will be ok without hair hes been there b4 and looks good without hair&#8230;<br />
women keep telling me how goodlooking i am but i&#8217;m losing my hair but cant accept it so i had my head tattoed on top to darken the bald area with a greywash tattoo and it looks cool assss..! i razor my head too  easy maintainance and no worries of toupee blowing off in the wind ha ha ha
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		<title>By: paris herpes</title>
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		<dc:creator>paris herpes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:58:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She must have gained only a few ounces back because she looks nearly the same in these pictures. I can&#039;t believe she actually goes out to eat, what does she eat anyway? A few leaves of lettuce and water? David is being as crazy irrational as Posh is about her weight, I guess it comes with living with someone who looks like a weird skeleton alien with watermelon boobs tacked on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She must have gained only a few ounces back because she looks nearly the same in these pictures. I can&#8217;t believe she actually goes out to eat, what does she eat anyway? A few leaves of lettuce and water? David is being as crazy irrational as Posh is about her weight, I guess it comes with living with someone who looks like a weird skeleton alien with watermelon boobs tacked on.
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		<title>By: sabine</title>
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		<dc:creator>sabine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 02:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This story sounds like a bunch of baloney.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story sounds like a bunch of baloney.
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		<title>By: ff</title>
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		<dc:creator>ff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>In other words he&#039;s the male equivalent of Madonna. Okay. I just hope they know that so long as they live long enough they will get old. Fact of life.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In other words he&#8217;s the male equivalent of Madonna. Okay. I just hope they know that so long as they live long enough they will get old. Fact of life.
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		<title>By: Nightbird</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nightbird</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:29:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Correct me if I&#039;m wrong, ladies, but I don&#039;t think women really care about a man&#039;s hairline. Granted, if he&#039;s 21 and balding, maybe, but mid 30&#039;s- older, and looks like a Beckham or Jason Statham, I&#039;m guessing they don&#039;t care. 

And if you do, just remember, outside of cosmetic surgery...your boobs are gonna hit the floor. 

Even trade.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Correct me if I&#8217;m wrong, ladies, but I don&#8217;t think women really care about a man&#8217;s hairline. Granted, if he&#8217;s 21 and balding, maybe, but mid 30&#8242;s- older, and looks like a Beckham or Jason Statham, I&#8217;m guessing they don&#8217;t care. </p>
<p>And if you do, just remember, outside of cosmetic surgery&#8230;your boobs are gonna hit the floor. </p>
<p>Even trade.
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		<title>By: Trashaddict</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trashaddict</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:14:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A mutually anorexic couple in Hollywood.  How unique.  I hope their kids aren&#039;t already barfing their meals up before going back for seconds.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A mutually anorexic couple in Hollywood.  How unique.  I hope their kids aren&#8217;t already barfing their meals up before going back for seconds&#8230;..
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		<title>By: Courtney</title>
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		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 22:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is absolutely nothing at all appealing or masculine about this girly speaking guy that everyone seems to be all aflutter over. I don&#039;t get his appeal for one second.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is absolutely nothing at all appealing or masculine about this girly speaking guy that everyone seems to be all aflutter over. I don&#8217;t get his appeal for one second.
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		<title>By: Kris</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uhh his hair is ridiculously short. He&#039;s so weird.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uhh his hair is ridiculously short. He&#8217;s so weird.
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		<title>By: Snowblood</title>
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		<dc:creator>Snowblood</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 19:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>David Beckham doesn&#039;t really do it for me, looks-wise, he just seems normal, even a little doofish-y, but Posh Beckham is looking BEAUtiful in these photos! She is looking absolutely beautiful, and I love that black thing she&#039;s wearing. 

I also think it&#039;s sweetly hilarious how she teases him with the finding-hair-in-the-shower thing. Cute! I&#039;m beginning to really like Posh lately, the more I find out about her. I never knew much about her before...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>David Beckham doesn&#8217;t really do it for me, looks-wise, he just seems normal, even a little doofish-y, but Posh Beckham is looking BEAUtiful in these photos! She is looking absolutely beautiful, and I love that black thing she&#8217;s wearing. </p>
<p>I also think it&#8217;s sweetly hilarious how she teases him with the finding-hair-in-the-shower thing. Cute! I&#8217;m beginning to really like Posh lately, the more I find out about her. I never knew much about her before&#8230;
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