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You know that good old sex math they used to teach you in the nineties about how every time you sleep with someone you’re sleeping with everyone they’ve ever slept with, and everyone all those people have ever slept with and on and on? That kind of wandering math can really lead your mind down some creepy paths, like, “So did I really just sleep with my second grade teacher?” Or worse. Yeah, gross right. Now imagine you’ve just slept with Lindsay Lohan. I cannot even fathom how long that calculation could extend. Because not only is Lindsay pretty damn skanky herself, but it’s not like she’s hooking up with bunch of really reputable people either.
And here’s where the STD math gets really grotesque. One of Lohan’s more recent exes, British playboy Calum Best, says he’s slept with so many bazillion women that he can’t even accurately round it to the nearest hundred.
Calum Best admits he’s lived a life of debauchery for quite some time. The playboy’s notched up so many one-night stands, he doesn’t even know to the nearest 100 how many girls he’s slept with. ‘I certainly have mad crazy commitment issues,’ he says.
Calum, 27, has been linked to a string of A – Z list celebrities, including Lindsay Lohan, Girls Aloud’s Sarah Harding, Abi Titmuss, Jodie Marsh and Rebecca Loos. But not one of them has won the reality TV star’s heart.
‘I’ve never told anyone I love them. Because I never do,’ Calum tells Observer Woman. ‘I’ll be into someone and then, two weeks down the line I’ll be looking at her mate thinking: you’re hot! Looking over her shoulder thinking: I like you!’
Despite his wandering eye, Calum must quit all sexual activity for TV show Totally Calum Best. See how he’s getting on each Sunday at 10pm on MTV One.
[From Now Magazine]
I haven’t heard of this show until just now, but something tells me it’s going to be one hell of a massive failed experiement.
So let’s say that once that math extends outwards five times, Calum Best slept with (or scary math slept with) 10,000 people. (By the way I’m not claiming that number is anywhere even close to right, but let’s stick to easy round amounts for the sake of scaring ourselves shitless). Then he hooked up with Lindsay Lohan, who had scary math slept with 3,000. When you do all the math, doesn’t that mean it’s almost statistically impossible for the two of them not to be harboring at least nine previously unknown STDs?
If nothing else they were probably a good match for each other. I’m just afraid two people with that kind of history could result in new drug-resistant forms of STDs. Like MRSA, but for your crotch.
Here are some older pictures of Lohan when she and Best were dating.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Calum Best, Lindsay Lohan, Sex
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Those rumors about Linds’s sex tape were about her & Best, right?
Other than that, I got nothing. Best seems like a douchebag. Guess it just shows that us American girls think English accents are so “classy” we’ll fall into bed with every Englishman that washes up on our shores.
*shameface*
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Not exactly “breaking news” this – on this side of the water he’s always been known as an unmitigated slut – like his dad, but without any talent, charm, intelligence or cop-on.
He did this programme recently for Irish tv, where this presenter goes and lives with celeb-types for 5 days. He was a godawful whinger, moaning that he didn’t like her because he thought she didn’t approve of him; moaning that she didn’t approve of him; and basically being the host from hell until the final night.
F**ker doesn’t have “commitment issues” – just issues.
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Yeah, he is a womanizer….there is a new show here in the UK where he will try to be celibate for a few months. I Will not watch that crap, reason one being I don’t have a telly
He’s loosing his hair, isn’t he?!
Baldy!!!
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Well, he’s a man, so I guess it is okay for him to do this sort of thing. But remember, a woman can’t brag about this type of thing, or she will be deemed a slut.
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I’ve always found him disgusting- especially with the ‘coke bloat’ look he always has. He’s only famous because his late father happened to be an amazing footballer (who also happened to be a chronic alcoholic and womaniser).
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Read: insecure!
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God. Read: boring!
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Sounds like a sex addiction – not something he should be proud of.
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what a total prick.
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What made you want to print this article? Slow news day? Damn. I just lost 5 minutes of my life reading this, so I might as well lose 2 more telling you what I think!
Read: Dumb!
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Why would anyone in their right mind want to have sex with someone who admits to this? My ladybits are sewing themselves shut in horror.
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But… I don’t get it…? He’s ugly!
Mairead, who was his dad? Never heard of this guy before his Lindsay Lohan 15 minutes.
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LOL @ Orangejulius!
I feel the same way — why would anyone hook up with a prick who said this? Some American women will screw anyone with an English accent, though. Maybe that’s it?
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I’m sure he’ll be getting the real winners now!
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to “Ran”
his dad was football great George Best…..and yes, he was an alcoholic womanizer, but damn, he had talent as an athlete! and he was charming….his son hasn’t inherited that.
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I read the title of this as “Lohan’s ex-boyfriend, Calum Best, says SHE’S slept with hundreds of girls.” Like Best says LINDSAY has slept with 100′s of girls… lmao
I thought, man, what a dickhead for saying that!
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Thanks for the info Pebbles
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Way to go. Proud of yourself, pig?
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& check out lindsay in that top photo… she tries too hard.
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What a dickhead
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He’s a dirtbag and all, but it doesn’t really change my opinion on Lindsay Lohan, either.
I don’t like either one of them, but this is the first time I’ve heard of this “man”.
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The late great Georgie Best – he joined Manchester United when he was 15. But he played for other teams later in his career in Britain and even in the US. But according to previous owners and managers of the small clubs he would always be generous with the fans and often go to local schools to inspire and give tips to the kids there.
By the way, Callum is NOT British. He is American, he just happens to be based in London mostly. The more cynical amongst us would say it’s because the surname carries more weight there
It’s a shame as he really seemed to more mature when his dad died; but he’s regressed. Shame really.
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She looks like her mom big time in that top photo..
there’s your future lindsey..
good luck with that.
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a bragger gets nothing in return…. no sense, no value…..i wonder why is the writer of this column hates Lindsay? jealous?
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Orangejulius: The comment about your lady bits was hilarious! I could never top that, so I’ll just agree with everyone else that this dickhead is a straight up tool. And not even remotely attractive, imo.
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Somebody here said that Lindsey Lohan in the picture above was “trying to hard”. OMG…i was just thinking the very same thing. She is about as sexy as a Rock.
I can’t stand her and her sister looks like a man.
Sorry…just woke up and i am feeling mean.
Just need coffee….
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He looks like Boy George. Did a double take when I saw the top picture.
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Mairead – I thought my slutty American vadge heard an English accent…? *shameface*
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He’s the one that made her gay I’ll bet. One night with that limp douchewad would turn any woman lesbian overnight.
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EW he’s like a mega-douche. I’m sorta glad Lindsay’s with Sam (although she’s probably using her too), at least they don’t seem as sleazy for some reason. Lindsay looks coked outta her mind here, and Best is just along for the sex-a-thon afterwards. ICK!
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Wow, nasty. A whole bucket full of STDs awesome!
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sure he’s had hundreds of women! and he’s paid for every last one of them! no, seriously! i worked at a certain prominent hotel during their “relationship” and witnessed first hand the prostitutes he’d have sent to his room. just to piss lindsey off he’d have two call girls sent to his room which was located right below her room then he’d proceed to make tons of noise. It’s awsome that he squanders every last cent he ever had on hussy’s. That and i like when two shitty people i loathe try to kill each other, figures that lindsey is gay now!
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oooh goodddd… cokeheads and their attention spands… got to love them. And im talking about lindsey too… here attention spand has now turned her to girls….
peace, love, and cocaine.
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Ok…I dont understand why everyone keeps calling Calum “british” he is from California..I went to high school with him in Malibu….definitely NOT british
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The fucker was dating my ex for a bit and has serious issues according to her… and some nasty habits. i hate the guy lucky he didnt get his dick near her.
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