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		<title>By: Mairead</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mairead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lunachick - I hope you&#039;re making your husband bring you breakfast in bed everyday for letting his friends stare and joke about his wife&#039;s breasts.  Personally, I&#039;d start getting him paranoid about having moobs :twisted:   He&#039;ll be too distracted to take the mickey then. 

Or leave the bra off and tell him he&#039;ll have to pay for the surgery to lift &#039;em up again - maybe a lightening wallet will adjust his sense of humour :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lunachick &#8211; I hope you&#8217;re making your husband bring you breakfast in bed everyday for letting his friends stare and joke about his wife&#8217;s breasts.  Personally, I&#8217;d start getting him paranoid about having moobs <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif' alt=':twisted:' class='wp-smiley' />    He&#8217;ll be too distracted to take the mickey then. </p>
<p>Or leave the bra off and tell him he&#8217;ll have to pay for the surgery to lift &#8216;em up again &#8211; maybe a lightening wallet will adjust his sense of humour <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: chaz</title>
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		<dc:creator>chaz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 05:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t think she looks fat! i think pregnant women are beautiful! I just don&#039;t know why anyone would give a crap about this girl!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think she looks fat! i think pregnant women are beautiful! I just don&#8217;t know why anyone would give a crap about this girl!
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		<title>By: bomb</title>
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		<dc:creator>bomb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 02:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i think she&#039;s a little too skinny to be pregnant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i think she&#8217;s a little too skinny to be pregnant.
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		<title>By: bc</title>
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		<dc:creator>bc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 01:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THANK YOU, celebitchy, for publishing this!  i was appalled at the other one saying she&#039;s gaining too much weight, that combined with her pictures of a beautiful pregnant woman... ugh!  finally, some decent observations...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>THANK YOU, celebitchy, for publishing this!  i was appalled at the other one saying she&#8217;s gaining too much weight, that combined with her pictures of a beautiful pregnant woman&#8230; ugh!  finally, some decent observations&#8230;
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		<title>By: JaundiceMachine</title>
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		<dc:creator>JaundiceMachine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:48:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think Pete is the one who&#039;s knocked up.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think Pete is the one who&#8217;s knocked up.
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		<title>By: paris herpes</title>
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		<dc:creator>paris herpes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I still doubt that she was a size 0 before she was pregnant anyway, but it&#039;s probably for the best she address those rumors because they&#039;re pretty stupid anyway.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I still doubt that she was a size 0 before she was pregnant anyway, but it&#8217;s probably for the best she address those rumors because they&#8217;re pretty stupid anyway.
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		<title>By: lunachick</title>
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		<dc:creator>lunachick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 16:02:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good for her. When you&#039;re used to excercising and eating carefully to maintain your figure (whether it&#039;s a size 0 or some other size), then you get pregnant and are all about eating well and exercising to give your baby the best possible environment...well, you&#039;re working just as hard AND you&#039;re preggo and getting big!

And then people give you crap for being too fat? F you and go to hell, seriously. :roll: 

I&#039;m only 7 weeks preggo (my first), still weigh 123 for now, but my breasts are already huge by my standards (went from an A to a C!) 

And I&#039;m fielding comments, from my husband and his friends, about how I had better wear a bra 24-7, or else my breasts are going to turn into &quot;breasticles&quot; and droop to my navel. 

GRR! They think it&#039;s hilarious. Anythink to get a rise out of the preggo chick. SO juvenile...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good for her. When you&#8217;re used to excercising and eating carefully to maintain your figure (whether it&#8217;s a size 0 or some other size), then you get pregnant and are all about eating well and exercising to give your baby the best possible environment&#8230;well, you&#8217;re working just as hard AND you&#8217;re preggo and getting big!</p>
<p>And then people give you crap for being too fat? F you and go to hell, seriously. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m only 7 weeks preggo (my first), still weigh 123 for now, but my breasts are already huge by my standards (went from an A to a C!) </p>
<p>And I&#8217;m fielding comments, from my husband and his friends, about how I had better wear a bra 24-7, or else my breasts are going to turn into &#8220;breasticles&#8221; and droop to my navel. </p>
<p>GRR! They think it&#8217;s hilarious. Anythink to get a rise out of the preggo chick. SO juvenile&#8230;
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		<title>By: Jenna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:03:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ehhhhhhh. At least she spells better than her sister.

It&#039;s good she stuck up for herself with the weight gain though. My friend is pregnant and she almost punched a dude square in the face for asking if she wanted extra food because she is a &#039;fatty&#039;. I laughed.

But I did not laugh at the &#039;My husband is wearing them&#039;. That means Ashlee needs to wash them something serious before she wears them again... doesn&#039;t want extra vagina crust in her birthing canal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ehhhhhhh. At least she spells better than her sister.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s good she stuck up for herself with the weight gain though. My friend is pregnant and she almost punched a dude square in the face for asking if she wanted extra food because she is a &#8216;fatty&#8217;. I laughed.</p>
<p>But I did not laugh at the &#8216;My husband is wearing them&#8217;. That means Ashlee needs to wash them something serious before she wears them again&#8230; doesn&#8217;t want extra vagina crust in her birthing canal.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 13:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You think Pete Wentz cries when they&#039;re in bed together ?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You think Pete Wentz cries when they&#8217;re in bed together ?
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		<title>By: ally</title>
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		<dc:creator>ally</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 12:19:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t like when celebs defend their figure with the pregnant excuse (although this is the reason for the weight gain).For once I would like for a celeb mommy to be to say: &quot;Yes, i&#039;m heavier and I fell wonderfull, f**k you and your stupid standards!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t like when celebs defend their figure with the pregnant excuse (although this is the reason for the weight gain).For once I would like for a celeb mommy to be to say: &#8220;Yes, i&#8217;m heavier and I fell wonderfull, f**k you and your stupid standards!&#8221;
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