– Diddy is pretty pissed about John McCain choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate… pretty much for the same reason most people are. Alaska. [Dlisted]
– Charlize Theron is all serious and dramatic now; and thinking way too hard about her “craft” [Lainey Gossip]
– Helen Mirren says she was date raped [Fafarazzi]
– What the hell is wrong with Ice-T’s wife Coco? Should people be allowed to look like this? [Bossip]
– Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood continue to trash talk each other over Tony Romo [PopEater]
– “Raising the Bar” review [Pajiba]
– If Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry are rolling a 10 foot long piece of sushi at your event, you know you’ve got it made [Defamer]
– Miley Cyrus and her family check out a puppy [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Johnny Depp gets back together with his old band… and still looks hot[PopSugar]
– Sienna Miller… still keeping it classy [Celebslam]
– Back when Rihanna was still hot… and had non-mushroom hair [The Bastardly]
– Here’s Bridget Marquart at The Pool at Harrah’s… easily the least sexy a woman has looked. Ever [The Blemish]
– Cute pictures of comedian Byron Allen and his wife Jennifer Lucas with their new baby girl on the beach in Malibu over the weekend [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– I have decided Hayden Panettiere really is only four and a half feet tall (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Natalie Portman gets an award at the Venice Film Festival [Evil Beet]
– Absolute shock! Seth Rogan claims a drug-dealing scene was cut from the UK version of Pineapple Express [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Rumors of unhappiness in the Richie/Madden relationship continue to circulate [Hollywood Rag]
– Least flattering picture of Eva Longoria ever. EVER [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Random celeb photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Finally Britney Spears took a vacation. That girl has just been working waaaay too hard lately [WWTDD]
– Portia De Rossi is looking extra skinny lately [The Skinny]
– I’m still not sure I know who Vida Guerra is, but I’ll give here this: she can work a bra [Derek Hail]
– For the man who has everything: a chrome-plated ball scratcher [Best Week Ever]
– “Gossip Girl” season 2 starts tonight. Yes the interweb is in hysterics [PopBytes]
– Joey Fatone says that Justin Timberlake could “Spend His Life” with Jessica Biel. Awww. And if Joey Fatone says it, it’s got to be true [ShowHype]