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		<title>By: dishwasher sale</title>
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		<dc:creator>dishwasher sale</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Oct 2010 21:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Completely agree this post. Very well written based only on facts and not misinformation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Completely agree this post. Very well written based only on facts and not misinformation.
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve always failed to see the attraction of John Mayer. I guess if you dig that registered felon look. He just never looks clean to me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always failed to see the attraction of John Mayer. I guess if you dig that registered felon look. He just never looks clean to me.
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		<title>By: anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She is not a waitress...she is an ex-waitress!!!!
I am sick of hearing the cocktail shit....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She is not a waitress&#8230;she is an ex-waitress!!!!<br />
I am sick of hearing the cocktail shit&#8230;.
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		<title>By: RAN</title>
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		<dc:creator>RAN</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 01:38:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Remind me again... why is this guy relevant?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remind me again&#8230; why is this guy relevant?
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		<title>By: whatevs</title>
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		<dc:creator>whatevs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ew, why is this news?  Something about him just screams SYPHILIS.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ew, why is this news?  Something about him just screams SYPHILIS.
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		<title>By: lightastral</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AGAIN, so predictable. &quot;I&#039;m a seemingly humble guy just trying to crawl in your panties.&quot;  &quot;You&#039;re the woman that will finally meet that true place of love with me&quot;

This guy has no conception of true love. I hate his music cause his actions as so far from his TRUTH  and his lyrics.

He&#039;s a line-maker.  He sings and trills &quot;lines&quot; like a love bird but he&#039;s really a coo-coo.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AGAIN, so predictable. &#8220;I&#8217;m a seemingly humble guy just trying to crawl in your panties.&#8221;  &#8220;You&#8217;re the woman that will finally meet that true place of love with me&#8221;</p>
<p>This guy has no conception of true love. I hate his music cause his actions as so far from his TRUTH  and his lyrics.</p>
<p>He&#8217;s a line-maker.  He sings and trills &#8220;lines&#8221; like a love bird but he&#8217;s really a coo-coo.
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		<title>By: Tina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:09:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>John Mayer looks like a grubby little worm.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>John Mayer looks like a grubby little worm.
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		<title>By: cara</title>
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		<dc:creator>cara</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He makes my gag refluxes begin to act up....and Kid Rock doesn&#039;t even bring that on!!!1</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He makes my gag refluxes begin to act up&#8230;.and Kid Rock doesn&#8217;t even bring that on!!!1
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		<title>By: Cindy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cindy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 21:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not surprised. I was surprise Jen decided to date him. John Mayer is trash. His career is hyped. That&#039;s how he sale records, giving women the impression he will sleep with them. I guess Jen people where right when she said he hooked up with a waitress when they were together.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not surprised. I was surprise Jen decided to date him. John Mayer is trash. His career is hyped. That&#8217;s how he sale records, giving women the impression he will sleep with them. I guess Jen people where right when she said he hooked up with a waitress when they were together.
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		<title>By: KERRI</title>
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		<dc:creator>KERRI</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Would the waitresse&#039;s name happen to be Sarah?? :(</description>
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