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Written by JayBird
Posted in Christina Aguilera, Christina Aguilera, Endorsements, Perfume
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What is that face ?? !!
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I think she looks amazing actually.
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I think she looks really stunning in these photos.
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I think she looks a bit like a blond Morticia Munster – not that that is a bad thing
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JB, you definitely have a fan club here
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As for Aguilera, uh, my eyes, I need to cover them every time I see her. And now I have to hold my breath too.
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JB, you DO have at least one fan around here… Me!
If that together with Lara qualifies already for a fan club, I think you can stop just pretending to have one. 
“Next up is Christina Aguilera’s latest olfactory foray – “Inspire” perfume. If it’s based on her attire, it has top notes of early midlife crisis, middle notes of transsexual hookers, and base notes of desperation.”
LOL!!
I basically thought the same reading the article about the smell of another CA perfume, but just couldn’t nail it with words. Thanks for doing so. Which brings me back to the top of the comment. 
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Wow, I haven’t seen Donatella Versace in awhile. She looks terrible.
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Great article. And seriously, what’s happened to Xtina’s face? She needs to lay off the make up.
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Well, although she has bleach blonde hair and lots of makeup, for some reason she can pull it off, IMO. I think it’s because she’s naturally beautiful, and not just an average looking girl trying to improve her appearance with Barbie looks. I don’t know why or how, but she always looks amazing to me. I always thought with Britney Spears that she was never a naturally beautiful woman, whereas Christina is.
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This Tranny Clown would have been even scarier that Heath Ledger in the Batman movie!
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Wow! That is some seriously bright lipstick!
Hurricane Hannah is heading my way…maybe she can come down here and use those blinding lips to light up my neighborhood when we lose power!
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She doesn’t even look like herself… and that’s not a good thing.
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Hot tranny mess.
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Her hair with that orange skin makes her look so washed out. She does not seem to be naturally pretty in my opinion, not that she is unattractive, just nothing special. Her voice is what makes her special.
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WOW! She’s looking more and more like a white haired Elvira.
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Okay, as freaked as people are about her looks now, damn, we’ve seen a hell of a lot worse from this tramp!
Even though she’s got it slathered on quite thick in the above pics, at least somebody else did her makeup and it’s not as godawful as usual. Usually you can’t really even barely see an eyeball behind all the caked-on black stuff on her eyes.
However, the hair extensions tucked in her crown area are making her head look like it’s shaped like a marshmallow.
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Alexa there is no such character as Morticia Munster. Its Lily Munster or Morticia Addams whom are the matriarchs of their respective families. That said, she looks nothing like either one of those dark beauties. She looks like a porn star! And a really skanky one at that. Oh wait, are there any other kind?
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Scent of a Jackass?
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I love Christina Aguilera but I think her perfumes just look kind of tacky (even more so that some other celeb’s, I know because I have some of them
), the bottles looks similar to the very cheap perfumes you can buy for a $1,99. Disappointing. 
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trashy ho.
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i thought anna nicole smith was dead?
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She must not ever look in the mirror! No one can look in the mirror and want to walk out in public looking like that!
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holy crap! at first i wasn’t even going to comment on her apparent “scank scent” but, then i was looking at her picture next to the picture of pam anderson and mj, and x-tina could have been their love child. i mean, am i wrong? look at the picture it’s like when conan o’brain combines celebrity faces to see what their children would look like….. it’s uncanny. MJ’s lips , Pams loaded on makeup, Mj’s nose, and pam’s bleached out hair. I don’t know maybe it’s just me, but that doesn’t change the fact that X-tina looks like a 13 year old hussy trying to look hotter then she actually is by globing on a bunch of disgusting makeup. she’s really pretty, i don’t know why she has to slut it out all the time!
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She’s a mess from head to toe. Grotesque, even. Barf.
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all i have to say is, less is more!
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“If it’s based on her attire, it has top notes of early midlife crisis, middle notes of transsexual hookers, and base notes of desperation.”
*Giggle, snort, giggle*
Jaybird I think I love you.
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Oh come on guys, how many of you are half as hot as she is.
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She would be so beautiful if she let her hair grow into its natural color, stopped using self-tanner, and lost the heavy makeup.
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/christina-aguilera-2005-vanity-fair-oscar-party-IdSCmj.jpg
^see what even just losing the lipstick and some of the orangeness does?
and Megan, I am at least twice as hot as she is in these photos. Seriously.
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i hate most perfumes..99 percent of it smells the same to me! The only one I currently like is actually BritBrit’s Midnight Fantasy. Since I’m a bigger Christina fan then Britney fan, I hope Christina’s doesn’t smell like that godawful Baby Phat one that just came out- or worse the Pirates of the Caribbean that smelled like a dead Asses BO
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That header photo is, um, well “unfortunate”
Megan, love, she looks about half as hot as she should be. There’s an attractive woman under all that gypsum plaster and stuck-on bristles. Lord even that lipstick looks like a throwback to 70s super-bright gloss paint.
She must either have that body-dismorphic disorder thingy, the cruellest mirror in the world or girlfriend needs to change her perscription.
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When rolling out of bed in the morning I’m way more than half as hot as she is in this picture.
Though, her rolling out of bed plain faced, she’s probably three times as ravishingly gorgeous as I’ll ever be.
She’s a beautiful girl, too bad she looks like a middle schooler who hasn’t taken the “less is more” lesson to heart.
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Oh my god, what is that? Is it supposed to be Christina Aguilera?!
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My god, she almost looks human in that link.
Thanks, ?
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Add my vote to the skanky ho, porn star pile. Yes, she looks hot, like a common streetwalker on a 100 degree day…
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You know, she’s always on her little soapbox about being an “individual”, but I fail to see how different she is from her peers.
In fact, out of all of the female pop tarts, I find her least likable.
She’s really obnoxious and vocal about how she marches to the beat of her own drum. Well, show me a celebrity who doesn’t have a perfume out.
Aside from the perfume, I’ve never seen anyone who calls themself “their own person” possess so many different identities.
I don’t know since when getting a boob job and painting your face like a used-up prostitute made you your own person.
I have never liked Christina Aguilera, but ever since she’s become so loud about “being free”, she’s become less than tolerable to me, because she isn’t.
She thinks it takes some sort of balls to sit there and bitch about other female musicians, because she’s an entitled princess. She thinks just because she can sing that she’s free to run her mouth about everyone.
In short: If you really want to prove that you’re different from all the other pop tarts in the music industry, start thinking outside the box.
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Oh, wow. Do we have 2002 again?
She looks terrible, and her implants are just mean.
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She needs to lay off the make up a bit!
The 50′s pin-up look was hot but this looks more like a hot mess.
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I heard it smells like dead fish.
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She has nearly lost her natural G-d given beauty.,,,,,what a waste indeed. She looks like a porn star and looks as if she had some work done to her face. Too much work (cheek area) etc. Too clock-work orange, too bleached blonde. If only she stayed natural and her only problem was being tooo dirty/nasty whatever…she could mature and mellow out from that. This appears nearly irreversable. Squandering her looks; let’s pray she retains her beautiful vocals. My Goodness,,,,it makes me sad.
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OMG! her breast job looks totally painful, and that spatula applied make-up makes her look like a man! Brooke Hogan is looking better now i have seen X-tina!!
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Why does she look like a tranny?
Never mind coming out with a perfume, she needs to roll out a milky energy drink! I think she’s also had surgery too young. Britney now looks better than Christina.
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In response to the header: did it reek of desperation?
Can’t she try a new look that doesn’t involve the same centre-parting, super-cleavage, and short skirt? She parodying herself at this point – and she doesn’t have the personality to be this generation’s Dolly Parton.
Btw, do I miss all the pictures of her with her baby or are they few and far between?
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Ff, she pretty much only photographs with her baby if it’s staged or when she’s posing. Even then, she doesn’t even look vaguely interested in the child at all.
She also threw a big hissy fit that her baby pictures didn’t sell enough money. In other words, she lost interest in that baby after it stopped being about her.
Mother of the year.
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People on here are so vile. Why is it always women bashing women about looks. I just find it really shallow and women are always the ones bashing men for always judging on looks.
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