Lindsay Lohan won‘t be arrested today, but maybe later this week. [Radar]
Carey Mulligan is better than a Jake Gyllenhaal fauxmance. [LaineyGossip]
Shauna Sand is incredibly classy. [Dlisted]
Selma Blair is really, really pregnant. [Pop Sugar]
Olivia Wilde is ass-up in GQ Italia. [Yeeeah]
New trailers – Kung Fu Panda 2 and Captain America, which looks cheesy. [Pajiba]
Chord Overstreet for VMAN. Looks kind of albino-y. [Celebuzz]
Katy Perry‘s rack. That‘s all she‘s got by way of “talent”. [IDLITW]
Joan Rivers slams Christina Aguilera. [PopEater]
Jesus Christ, MORE FASSBENDER. Irish Dong 4 Eva. [Agent Bedhead]
Katy Perry flashed her panties too. [Celebslam]
PeeWee Herman on HBO? Eh. [PopBytes]
Joshua Jackson out with Diane Kruger. Josh looks adorable! [ONTD]
Kelsey Grammar is a little bit closer to being divorced. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Damn, Nicole Kidman is really working that Oscar nomination. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kanye West has a thing for dudes wearing glasses? [Crazy Days and Nights]
Blake Lively as the young Carrie Bradshaw? It kind of works. [ICYDK]
Okay, I will admit that I have had an irrational hatred of Diane Kruger ever since she was cast as Helen of Troy (because if you were going to cast the most beatiful woman in the Greek world, you would cast a blond-haired, blue-eyed German, right?) but she looks really, really pretty in those candids of her and Joshua Jackson.
Will the S&TC prequel explain the fuglification of Carrie Bradhshaw?
Boo…have a feeling there won’t be any charges for lilo… (I know am evil!!)
It’s sad to me that Lohan and Spears look so rough when neither one is thirty years old yet, right?
Actually, Molly B, its possible that Helen was blond. In ancient Greece there were blue eyed blonds.
Boy, bet Lindsay’s sweating her socks off waiting to see what’s gonna happen.
Yes, there are lots of blonde, blue eyed Greeks running around. Several of my cousins in fact. I was a naturally blonde myself as a kid, but my hair got darker as I got older. Many Greeks of ancient times (ie Alexander) are believed to have been blonde, blue eyed.
Lindsay should expect to be arrested without notice, as she was already notified of the search warrant before it was executed, which must have irritated the police working on the case.
I know there are blond, blue eyed Greeks. I just . . .sigh. I don’t know. I had such high hopes when that movie came out that olive-skinned, dark haired and eyed women would get the credit they deserve, instead of the beauty “default” being blond/blue, you know? And I’m a pale redhead! It’s irrational, I know.
Mollyb, good point!
@Mollyb,
You’re totally missing the point regarding Troy. See, the movie is called “Troy,” not “Iliad” for a reason, the chief being that the movie is essentially an antithesis of Iliad.
Movie’s Helen is not and was never meant to be the most beautiful woman. She was supposed to be pretty, but nowhere near the face that launched thousand ships, let alone even one ship!
She was strictly a chattel, a property, a pawn in political game. No one but Paris cared about her beauty. Everyone else cared about her status as Menalaus’ “property.”
We the audience was never expected to go “oh my gawd she’s hawt!!!!” On the contrary, we were supposed to merely pity this pretty face (in a movie with many other pretty faces) who was way in over her head.
Casting a real knockout for the role would have been counterproductive.
So Blohan is caught dead to rights thieving and lying about it, but that’s probably the end of it. She denies even being there but it’s proven on video cameras so she stops talking, and yet certain psychopaths will still defend her and she’ll get away with it again. I’m looking forward to their defence: “You let Lindsay walk inside your store, so you are responsible because you knew she was going to take everything that was in front of her. It’s not her fault, we swear to gaaaaahd.”
I wish Handbag Granny had been there.
Drug addicts don’t steal, do they?
Here’s me explanation: “Oh my officer, I totally didn’t notice that necklace stuck up my arse. Umm… if you don’t believe that I couldn’t help but notice that you have a penis and I have a pair of surgically ‘enhanced’ lips…”
Or tomorrow. Or the next day. Or the day after that.
And even if she IS arrested, she’ll crack-weasle her way out of it. It’s kinda her MO.