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		<title>By: yamamama</title>
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		<dc:creator>yamamama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 17:56:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Y&#039;all are just jealous of Lance!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Y&#8217;all are just jealous of Lance!
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 03:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What about men? Does he any get any complaints from them? I wonder sometimes when so much is made out of a male celeb&#039;s sex life, for instance: John Mayer, Lance Armstrong, George Clooney, and Verne Troyer.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about men? Does he any get any complaints from them? I wonder sometimes when so much is made out of a male celeb&#8217;s sex life, for instance: John Mayer, Lance Armstrong, George Clooney, and Verne Troyer.
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		<title>By: Al</title>
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		<dc:creator>Al</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:09:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Syko -- so funny isn&#039;t it that he shares the condition with other megalomaniac world conquerers -- is he determined to screw/screw over every blonde celebrity in Hollywood as his version of this conquest?  It&#039;s obvioius that his actions, and those of his predecessors, stem from a deep and preoccupying insecurity about his manhood.  After he recovered, isn&#039;t that when he left his wife and kids for Sheryl Crow?  It&#039;s like he had to prove to the world that he &quot;still had it&quot; -- as if winning the Tour after a humiliating and public battle with cancer wasn&#039;t enough.  &quot;Thanks for seeing me through testicular cancer, but I just don&#039;t find YOU attractive anymore.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Syko &#8212; so funny isn&#8217;t it that he shares the condition with other megalomaniac world conquerers &#8212; is he determined to screw/screw over every blonde celebrity in Hollywood as his version of this conquest?  It&#8217;s obvioius that his actions, and those of his predecessors, stem from a deep and preoccupying insecurity about his manhood.  After he recovered, isn&#8217;t that when he left his wife and kids for Sheryl Crow?  It&#8217;s like he had to prove to the world that he &#8220;still had it&#8221; &#8212; as if winning the Tour after a humiliating and public battle with cancer wasn&#8217;t enough.  &#8220;Thanks for seeing me through testicular cancer, but I just don&#8217;t find YOU attractive anymore.&#8221;
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All I really mind is the word &quot;hero&quot; being used to describe people like Armstrong, Phelps, etc.

No. They&#039;re athletes, not heroes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I really mind is the word &#8220;hero&#8221; being used to describe people like Armstrong, Phelps, etc.</p>
<p>No. They&#8217;re athletes, not heroes.
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		<title>By: miss lisa</title>
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		<dc:creator>miss lisa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:52:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He&#039;s 36??? He looks 50.
I have never gotten why peeps are so into this guy. He rides a bicycle for God&#039;s sake! He&#039;s not an engineer or a scientist or a doctor; he hasn&#039;t done anything to benefit humanity. He just rides his little bike. I want to pat him on the head and say &quot;You&#039;re such a big boy now, riding your two-wheeler!&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s 36??? He looks 50.<br />
I have never gotten why peeps are so into this guy. He rides a bicycle for God&#8217;s sake! He&#8217;s not an engineer or a scientist or a doctor; he hasn&#8217;t done anything to benefit humanity. He just rides his little bike. I want to pat him on the head and say &#8220;You&#8217;re such a big boy now, riding your two-wheeler!&#8221;
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		<title>By: Courtney</title>
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		<dc:creator>Courtney</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 17:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is absolutely nothing hot about him, zero. His cockiness just adds to his lack of appeal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is absolutely nothing hot about him, zero. His cockiness just adds to his lack of appeal.
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		<title>By: umm...</title>
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		<dc:creator>umm...</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 03:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pepper A, only one testicle was removed when Lance Armstrong had cancer. However, he deposited in a sperm bank because the chemotherapy is what destroyed his fertility.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pepper A, only one testicle was removed when Lance Armstrong had cancer. However, he deposited in a sperm bank because the chemotherapy is what destroyed his fertility.
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		<title>By: Magic Peachz</title>
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		<dc:creator>Magic Peachz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just don&#039;t get these man-sluts.  He&#039;s being honest? Ok.  He&#039;s also a superficial, pussy hound.  I don&#039;t really get how this raises his &quot;hot&quot; factor but for some reason that&#039;s the way the world works.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just don&#8217;t get these man-sluts.  He&#8217;s being honest? Ok.  He&#8217;s also a superficial, pussy hound.  I don&#8217;t really get how this raises his &#8220;hot&#8221; factor but for some reason that&#8217;s the way the world works.
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		<title>By: PepperA</title>
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		<dc:creator>PepperA</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:35:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It seems I recall that when Lance got sick they had to remove BOTH testicles; that&#039;s why he had to bank his man juice in order to have kids later.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It seems I recall that when Lance got sick they had to remove BOTH testicles; that&#8217;s why he had to bank his man juice in order to have kids later.
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		<title>By: kate</title>
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		<dc:creator>kate</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:34:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>icky.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>icky.
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