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Kim comes in at 1:00 in
If you were at a Prince concert and The Artist known as a worldwide legend pulled you up on stage to dance with him would you:
a) Watch him closely and try to take his lead so that you don’t look the fool
b) Stand there and stare at him, open mouthed and too afraid to move, or
c) Act like you had an image to uphold and couldn’t be bothered to dance?
If you’re Kim Kardashian the answer would be c), after which Prince told her to get off the stage. He then quipped to the audience “Welcome to America.”
To be fair, the sausage casing that Kim was wearing as a dress might not have allowed her to make any moves beyond walking in short steps and blinking at the constant irritant of her giant eyelashes. The thing is, Prince had just pulled another woman from the audience on stage to dance for him, so Kim knew what was expected. If she didn’t want to get down with Prince she never should have gone up there with a member of his entourage. Instead she went up, acted like she was a teenager embarrassed by her dad busting a move at a wedding, walked closer to the middle of the stage instead of down the stairs, and then had to be kicked off.
It all went down last night at Madison Square Garden, and I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that I would have never squandered an opportunity to dance with Prince, cameras, lack of ability, and tens of thousands of witnesses be damned. Some people are shy, though, and wouldn’t go up there for fear of looking foolish. Some people are camera whores and would want to be seen without any risk of seeming ungainly and without showing proper respect for their legendary host.
Kim explained herself on Twitter, and wrote that she was “so nervous I froze when Prince touched me.” She didn’t freeze, she walked to the middle of the stage instead of either standing there or trying to make a hasty exit. She had another chance with Prince, though, and according to what she tweeted she was on stage a second time as part of a group. She wrote “Went up on stage AGAIN! This time I redeemed myself! We all danced while Prince played the piano! Wow! What a night!” Only in the picture that “Spin Crowd” star and publicist Jonathan Cheban tweeted, Kim is standing there posing while people dance behind her. “Welcome to America” indeed.
Story lead via E! Online. First 2 photos below via Twitpic. Other photos credit: WENN.com.
Here’s Kim at the airport on 2/5 and at the launch of the Kardashian Silly Bandz (I sh*t you not) on 2/4/11.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Kim Kardashian, Prince
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Jeez. She’s gets her first chance to do something actually cool – dancing with prince on stage, hell yeah!!! – and she screws it up. Tell me again why this stupid whore is famous? … oh right.
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Does this whore stomp into her local Fashion Barn and demand they show her the ugliest dresses they have in stock??
Does she use a stylist, or is all the credit hers alone?
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She’s a twat I wouldn’t expect her to have enough personality to react appropriately to someone else with talent.
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What is that brown dress made of?
Recycled brown foam, packing wrap?
And I love that Prince kicked her off stage. I have a whole new love for him.
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STOP REPORTING ON THESE VAPID FAMEWHORES!
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Not a Kartrashian fan, but didn’t Prince say “get off the stage” to the other woman too? And she danced.
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hah that brown dress looks like something Buffalo Bill was making in silence of the Lambs. yuck.
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what a stupid girl…speaking of stupid what in the f are those stupid little things the silly brandz?
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And now I love him even more! One of the few men I’d actually waive my height requirement for. I wish he’d actually pushed her lard-ass off the stage. Ahh, dreams…
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omg.
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How can she deny having any plastic surgery or non surgical fillers done to her face? She looks COMPLETELY DIFFERENT than when she first became “known”.
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Poor thing, why didn’t Kim get her black NBA baller Kris Humphries to teach her some moves? Kim gets on stage and does nothing. Kim’s friend jonathan cheban is so ugly and annoying. I refused to believe that Jonathan Cheban likes women.
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Lol!
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Poor thing, she has to wear a brown paper trash bag!!
What dumba$$ sits there with their thumb up their a$$ when Prince wants to dance with them? Lame, LAME! I say…
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OMG, too stupid to dance with the AFKP????
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that brown dress is HORRENDOUS! eeew. wtf?!?! isn’t she supposed to be a fashionista?
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im guessing no one watched her on dancing with the stars..she CANNOT dance! not even to save her life…no one in hollywood looks natural anymore..they all did something to their faces…
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Ha ha ha ha….yaaaayyyy Prince.
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That was awesome. No-talent skank can’t even dance!. The best part was Prince looked like he didn’t even know who she was.
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She was DEFINITELY kicked off. The minute it happened, Questlove tweeted it w/a pic.
It was my favvvvvorite tweet of the day!
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When Prince pulls you onstage you mother&#@!ing dance like your ass is on fire!!
And what’s up with the corrugated cardboard dress?
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I can’t wait to see these whores in 5-10 years when they’re all dried up looking like prunes dropped in dog crap. The last laugh and true justice comes to those who wait. All their so-called “beauty” (*BARF*) will be as worthless as their souls are now.
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Poor Kim, the girl could not move (there is a disclaimer on her “improvements” vigorous movement is not recommended unless it is a sex tape).
That brown dress looks like my leather seat covering in my SUV….tacky.
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What would you expect of this talentless fool. If she isn’t scripted or naked — she doesn’t know what to do. All she had to do was swing those giant hips and just fake it — like she did on her sex tape!!
GO PRINCE!!!!
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@ LisaMarie – AMEN to the dancing on stage with Prince part. I don’t care enough about the Kartrashian to look at it’s dress.
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all she knows how to do these days is look like an older, more frozen version of her mother.
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What a stupid f’ing bitch!! I hope her time in the spotlight is finally over. Sounds like it is time for her to make another porno. Useless waste of air.
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oh eff you, Kim. Way to steal one of my dreams and screw it up.
The first women he pulled up rocked. Can I watch a show about her instead?
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why does that ugly pissed on whore always have her mouth open?
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Prince is such a b*tch.
He probably came off as competition to her, so she refused to dance. 2 massive she-egos head ot head LOL
** nah now that I watched the whole thign more closely he meant it in fun just as much as he did with everyone else he told to get off the stage. Kim looked like she was embarrased, not snotty. But at least you give it a try, everyone applauds you for trying, thats all.
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Yay Prince!
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If Prince pulls you on stage to do the bump with him, then for the love of all that is good and wonderful and funky, DO THE BUMP WITH HIM!!!!
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@ DAvid:
Why do you think her mouth is always open? LOL!!!
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Who is that girl that is always hanging out with her? Is it her makeup artist, stylist, or best friend?
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If Prince pulled me up on stage to dance, I wouldn’t… mainly because the moment he touched my hand I would have fainted and it is hard to boogie when you are face down on the floor.
He is one of the most talented artists ever, he writes music, he plays several instruments, he sings, he produces. He is a timeless talent. Kim, on the other hand, is famous for being urinated upon in a video, having a large rump and a reality show. He became a star due to decades of hard work and talent, he has earned the right to be a bit of a ‘diva’, she has not and never will.
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Great comments esp. 22-24. Yes, taylorb, if you weren’t young in the 80s, you don’t realize how big and cool and great Prince was – a true unique talent much underrated as a guitarist. Every time i see her, I’d like to punch her vacant f***me eyes and face into the next solar system. But the media, in their fall to the bottom, dotes on her like she’s some talent.
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I don’t blame a person for being too shy to dance. I remember how everybody mocked Demi Moore when she got up onstage with Snoop Dog. It was funny as heck but she was just having fun. This is like the reverse.
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Is it ok to post links here? Here’s a link to a video of Prince performing a solo in While My Guitar Gently Weeps — phenomenal. George Harrison’s son Dhani is behind him and obviously loves it. (skip ahead to about 3:28 to see Prince.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifp_SVrlurY
Prince obviously continues to have good taste to this day.
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Hell ya! I love me some Prince all the way back to Dirty Mind, and now’s he’s freaking cooler than ever!
Get off the stage. Welcome to America! Freaking priceless!
I would have got up there and rocked that out as hard as I could! A chance to dance onstage with Prince?
What a dumbass she is. Her ass was bigger than his whole body! Haha!
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Sorry to post again, but I can’t get over the fact she had a chance to dance with one of THE legendary performers ever and didn’t. I’d be so on that-my five foot nine self in heels would make him look like a the King of the Fairy Elves (which he kinda is), but damn!
Working up a Black Sweat!You Sexy MotherF*****!
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Please… Prince is a mother effing legend. Kim is a fameWHORE, and she’s a stupid one, because this one episode could have gotten her even more fame. All she had to do was dance. There’s no excuse about tight dresses, nerves, etc. It’s Prince! Kim FAILS.
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What the HELL is she wearing in that last bunch of photos? It looks like a seat cover from an old TWA Convair 880, decorated with the front of a “Make Your Own Tag” booth. How many Naugas died for that dress? Forty? Fifty? I guess we’ll never know.
And when are the Kardashians’ fifteen minutes of LAME up? I guess we’ll never know the answer to that either. The clock appears to have stopped for these (fame)whores.
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Ok CB, so I saw Billy Idol when I was around 21 and while waiting in line I saw this really pretty chick with awesome snake pants, which I thought were rad. During Rebel Yell, she ran up on stage and danced with / MADE OUT with Billy Idol, then got carried away by three security guards. This just goes to show what kind of things you can experience when you’re not a stuck up biotch like Kim. lol.
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Kim is LAME. fyi, she is never going to land herself a sexy brother is she does not know how to shake her groove thing with Prince !! ; -)
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she needs to smoke some weed and learn to relax. All she needed to do was stick that large arse out of hers and give it a shake or tow and then have prince slap it! now that would have been a fun show!
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If Prince pulled me onstage to dance, I would dance my ass off because after that single perfect shining moment of living, I would surely die. I saw him in concert once, and the man LOVES to perform. It’s a joy watching a person who so loves what he does.
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Her not wanting to dance comes as a complete surprise as she is never one to pass up publicity. I’m kind of sick of seeing her anymore. Overkill, if you ask me.
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Well, to be fair, and I hate being fair, KK cant sing or dance. It was revealed along time ago by her ex-husband who was a music producer. He said she has no real rhythm for dance and I can believe it. She only got ‘famous’ for being pissed on(sitting still) and posing naked(standing still).
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Well I give props to the other woman before Kim…maybe she didn’t do what Prince expected…but at least she boogied…and she did pretty good in my standards. Thumbs up for her!
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Dumb shit. She gets a chance to bust a move with Prince and FAILS! What an ass….and I don’t mean that in a good way.
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@Genevieve: “STOP REPORTING ON THESE VAPID FAMEWHORES!”. I so much agree with you, I am freaking tired of these low class women but don’t you see that they are advertising on this site as we speak?? (Keep up with Kim’s style” and also right before the new season of their show they were on CB web site for days…). It means CB makes money of them. Same stands for any other celebrity website. They pay big bugs so they are not gonna dissappear unfortunately. You can’t blame CB though. They are a business made website.
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I’m with Running with Scissors-Please. Make. It. Stop.
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Kim really needs to shut it with the “I’m so shy” bullshit. It’s part of the reason (PART) people have such a negative reaction to her. She’s so totally full of shit.
And Johnathan Cheban is damn creepy looking.
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well…if she would’ve done the bump with him she could have knocked him over.
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She cant dance so im sure she was mortified to dance in front of Prince knowing she has zero ryhthm.
The Welcome to America comment was unwarranted. Prince is American so is he saying he cant dance either? Prejudice to lump all Americans into the cant dance category because 1 vapid fame whore cant.
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Poor Kim – she was just confused because she had clothes on and is only used to dancing/posing naked.
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i’ve seen prince twice and both times he was fantastic. he always pulls all kinds of people up onstage to dance – so fun! is kim k. out of her mind? if prince pulled me up onstage- keep in mind, i am a white, bespectacled nerd who dresses like a schoolmarm- i would inform him: “prince, it’s about to get real dorky up in here” and then i would drop it like it’s hot.
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Jaana– I thought the same thing! I watched her and she had no rhythm! It surprised me.
LMAO at “sausage casing!”
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He pulled her up probably because she is as short as he is without heels. So wouldn’t tower over him up on stage.
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what a ridiculously fucking ugly dress!
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That was great! He didn’t sugar coat it either, would love here what he didn’t say on stage!
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This just bolsters my arguement that tranny ass can’t shake it like its hot… its as fake as her face.
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Just another reason to love Prince, and yet another reason to hate that whore. Stupid bitch had no business even being there if she wasnt going to dance with Prince. It’s what all Prince fans dream of.
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“I don’t care enough about the Kartrashian to look at it’s dress”
haaaaaaa
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She was shy because the presence of Prince froze her yet she wasnt shy enough when she got pissed on with her megatron (copyright: Michael K from Dlisted) ass flashing in front of camera for the whole world to see? Pffft!
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I so love these girls… You go Kim!!! I love you – Jamaican love
_—_ phuck off u haters . go find sumn do with ur phucking life and stop hate!!! alot of u dutty gyals on this lipping of ur mouth nd u doing worst than wat she has ever done
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im super shy and embarrass pretty easily, but from watching the video and seeing how it was all happening and what was going on, u kinda would have to dance, so i would have, she kinda ruined the vibe and energy of the whole thing by being like that
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